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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

May
10th
2016

AWOL · 7:59pm May 10th, 2016

You may not see much of me for a while. Writingwise, presencewise, I really don't know. I intend to be back and writing again shortly, but I'll be with my family doing family things for a bit, as is needed and/or required of me. I know I have mentioned this family stuff for a while, and I assure you that I am personally doing ok. But we're due to lose my 93 year old grandmother this evening or tomorrow.

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May
6th
2016

Podcast blog post because it's going to be a shitstorm tonight · 4:30pm May 6th, 2016

Ok, so as usual, we have a podcast this evening at 4PM PST (7PM EST). But tonight is a little special for me.

Tonight we have two guests, one whatmustido who wrote Diaries of a Madman, and two Bolding, who wrote everything good that has ever been written including the bible.
Who is great.
Who is a pretty lady.
Who is my child.
Be nice to my child.
I will cut you.

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May
4th
2016

New Living With Twilight Sparke is Weird · 8:56pm May 4th, 2016

Lootsoo strikes again.
...LWTSIW, for those who don't get it.

Who cares. I have a fever. If You don't get it you're dumb.
Anyway, it's really short, really stupid, and has to do with elections. And there's lots of blood. Hope it gives a few of you a laugh or two.
I hate you all.

-Pencil

Apr
29th
2016

Hey, so, podcast. · 11:06pm Apr 29th, 2016

Come talk to our guests, listen to me rant about babscon, and be a shit at me, Priest, Damien, Tux, and all the other usual fucks.

See you there.

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

-Pencil

Apr
27th
2016

Why you should never let me have a microphone and alcohol at the same time. · 4:39pm Apr 27th, 2016

Better babscon wrap up thread later. But an initial thanks to my fellow panelists in this vid, Regidar, Flutterpriest, Bolding, Chelis, and Wuten. You guys were quality people that night.

-Pencil

Apr
17th
2016

Babscon: Better Known As Drunkpencil is Going To Spoil Your Con · 4:22pm Apr 17th, 2016

Well, I said I'd make a blog about this and here I am. Doing it.

If you didn't know by now, let me just confirm it in big capital letters: YES I AM in fact going to Babscon. I will be there this upcoming Friday, and will be staying until part way through Sunday.

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Apr
11th
2016

New story, involving gore · 7:59pm Apr 11th, 2016

Mild gore.
I swear it's mild.
...Mildish.

...you figure it out.

Anyway, after this I just MIGHT have one more for you guys before Babscon involving Anon getting an ulcer, but that's a big maybe. Oh, did I mention I'd be going to Babscon? Cause...ok, yeah I'm going. I'll do another blog on that later, it's less important than a Rarity-related oneshit involving "extreme" fashion.

Hope you guys get a giggle out of it.

-Pencil

Edit: it's live here.

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Apr
8th
2016

Podcast thing, starting now · 11:01pm Apr 8th, 2016

It's now. It's here.
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

We are talking with Priest and G-Moh today, so come ask questions and give us shit.
Oh, right. I'm also working on a new story. Expect it soon.

-Pencil

Apr
6th
2016

SHE WAS AS TIGHT AS A JAR OF PICKLES · 8:45am Apr 6th, 2016

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD.

OH MY fucking god! This line! This Line was in an ACTUAL story!!!
I JUST CAN'T! I Can't exist anymore! Hahahaha!

-Pencil

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Apr
4th
2016

I am tired of losing friends. · 3:22am Apr 4th, 2016

Today I lost another friend to unexpected illness. That is two in as many weeks.
I am tired. I am sick myself. I am watching two family members suffer as they go to hospitals and emergency rooms on and off. I cannot take care of those I care about, and can barely take care of myself. And in the end, I am ultimately helpless to all of it.

I am so, so tired of feeling beaten down by death and loss.

Do me a favor. None of you fuckers die over the next few weeks. Just put it off a little.

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