SHE WAS AS TIGHT AS A JAR OF PICKLES

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD.

OH MY fucking god! This line! This Line was in an ACTUAL story!!!
I JUST CAN'T! I Can't exist anymore! Hahahaha!

-Pencil

Comments

[Arxsys]

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I don't know who they are talking about, but generally women don't appreciate having a fork jammed into them and wiggled around after getting their head dunked in hot water and twisted off.

[Mandroid]

Pencil, you know you're not supposed to be writing autobiographical stories.
It's late and I got nothin', sorry.

[Vylon]

That's as/much worse than

his towering diamond-hard spire pierced her royal velvet flower like a true Spartan spear

[Reykan]

I'm not certain how this is to be taken. Is that tight? or, considering I could fit my hand in there no problem, loose? I'm confused as to whether this is an insult or a compliment.

[Vitae]

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for God's sake this is why I follow pencil.

For comments like these make what is left of my life happy.

I'm sad now.

[Erten Sielas]

Duuude... Share Thy knowledge and let Thyself tell us: where did you get it? I just MUST to read this thingy.

[Baritone]

Best title to a blog post ever.

[Worstbrony]

I need this story. Now. I will do whatever you want. I will kill your enemies. Just give it to me.

[Soundy The Robot]

3851228 I NEED THAT

[anonpencil]

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HERE
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/58334/the-tale-of-shadow-blade

[Vitae]

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I'm sorry if I ever did anything to you Pencil.

Please never put that link up again.

[Worstbrony]

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You are a saint. Give me names and addresses, they won't find the bodies.