I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Another one bites the dust.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Join the dark side! We have ponies!

Has an affinity for pancakes, waffles, and all manner of breakfast foods. Runs a bed and breakfast in the heart of Ponyville. Also hosts a weekly game of Myths and Mayhem. Avatar made by DarrianMH.