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Not Bad Horse

Not Bad Horse.

I'm not misunderstood. I'm just bad.

Do YOU want to join the Evil League of Evil?

There are two ways to join:

1. Demonstrate your heinous nature through crimes and malicious acts disruptive to the fabric of society Please, no tying people to railroad tracks or kidnapping sidekicks. We get a dozen of those every week. Show some creativity, or at least an ironic self-awareness of your lack thereof. Legitimate evil activity include tumblring Dolan comics or writing alicorn OC fiction. Document all evil activity and submit to the Evil League of Evil headquarters in Washington, D.C.

2. Click the "Follow" button on this page.

Don't hesitate to comment on my stories! If you see something you like, or don't like, or have an idea how to make it better, say so. If you don't comment because you come in thru EqD or Spacebattles & haven't ever bothered to make a fimfiction account--stop that! It's pretty damn selfish. Make an account. It takes about thirty seconds.

We read every submission
With predatory grins
We've got the supplication that you just sent in
It needs evaluation before it's in the bin
Let's see if plots maintain their course
Good grammar would be nice of course

Bad Prose
Bad Prose
Bad Prose
It's Bad

(From "Bad Prose" by Sordid Euphemism.)

I based my avatar on a drawing by kim1486.


That's it. · 7:59pm Apr 1st, 2015

I've ranted about the horrors of the Featured Box for years. (Technically. 2 years.) And now the admins have gone and proven that not only will they never ever fix anything about the box, but they WANT the box to suck.

That's it. I'm done. I've deleted all my blog posts and stories. Sayonara. Please stop following me.

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What if we're all not Bad Horse?

Well, he's definitely not me. I may be omnipresent, but I'm not omnipersonal.

Of course not! Just some guy who isn't Bad Horse. And I mean, who even is this "Bad Horse", really? This guy could be not anybody. He might even not be me! Or you!

It's true! There's absolutely nothing suspicious here whatsoever.

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