...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!

Prone to sudden bouts of creativity, followed by LOOONG periods of braen ded.Hence, online may not mean cognitive. If poking feels necessary, it is recommented using a long stick and an ax on hoof.

In a world where No Bio is Provided, one man will choose to waste your time by putting words in his Bio that have no bearing on him, or his content. These are his stories.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

A cynical old dog of the fandom who has become apathetic to the state of things. Still willing to give a debate if an ear listens and willing to return tactful courtesty. Stories currently cancled.

I'm translating English fanfiction into Polish.

Has a new gaming PC eating all his time.

This is not important, and you should not be reading this.

lolcupcakes

Just a wayward minnesotan who likes trains and dabbles in ponies.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

Level Up.

I like booty, white fur, and fucking bitches. Not white fur bitches, cause those don't exist. And don't insinuate they do, or I'll kill you.

Do I really have to type my bio?

just discovered fanfics 3 am in march...good lord.

You won't find me here.

An author who loves to write stories with hidden and not-so-hidden references in them. Also has a friend who shares his account and loves to chat with people. "'Sup!"