Scotty Bourbon is an Equestrian legend, and Twilight has been tasked with directing the first annual "Scotty Bourbon: A Documentary" play. But of course, the stress of having a cast of imbeciles and an ever-shrinking deadline has all but ruined any chance of the play going off without a hitch.
...Until Twilight decides to improvise.
This story was literally improvised from start to finish, and you'll notice that rather quickly. It was written to fight off a writer's block that I currently have with my other story.
Contains swearing, jovial gentlemen, a cactus phallus, passing that shit to the left, and excessive toothpaste waste.