I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

The Watcher Watches. He has seen much in the execution of his duty. And sometimes... sometimes... he'll share what he's seen with you.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

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Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.