Just want to write some good stories

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

You know who I am.

The one German who is lazy for real.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"