Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

Have you considered using more words?

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I write bat-pone and moth-pone. I'm an expert on both.

'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'

No longer relevant.

Somehow I'm still alive. I don't think I'm going to be doing anything new though.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...