Horse words and horse word accessories.

okaaay, how the hay did you find this page...

12 years of reading horsewords and I still can't get my read later folder under 1000 stories.

Just your friendly neighborhood missile system Keeping you safe from the Soviets since 1955

I'm just a simple writer trying to make my way in the universe.

I'm a dude who likes ponies and war stories.

The only one who lurks more is Skeeter.

I love a lot of things like music and writing and stuff

Who, me? I'm just here to read about Peonies.

My level of sarcasm is to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

Just your average brony, who devours fanfics on his phone between bouts of productivity.

Easily distracted by pretty much everything.

I am boy.

The mack-daddy of Canterlot, bitch.

Hiiiiiii.....

Insert yadayada here. Mebbe I can edit this later once I have a life :P

i simply enjoy my little pony friendship is magic fan fiction. first mlp fim expeience=cupcakes

Hey, Bait here. I used to write ponyfiction when not procrastinating. Now I write completed stuff by not procrastinating. Thanks for giving me a place to start out FIMFiction