coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.

I type stories using my hands

space is a waste

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Somewhere, in the vast recesses of web space, a silly man battles the forces of overused photoshop filters, 360 no scope headshots and spaghetti code...

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?