I am Corvo Attano, The Royal Protector and restorer of power to the Kaldwin bloodline (available).

I feel sophisticated, but the view is quite restrained.

Will update.

I don't remember what I'm still doing here. I think it had to do with bughorse.

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.

My Name is Tad Fox, I'm a Fan of My Little Pony, They're Funny, Cool, and Very Lovable.

I'm a guy... who does things.

We are one, we are many. We are, Xenomorphs!

Ponies, etc etc.

will work on later

I'm just a simple writer trying to make my way in the universe.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.

NO BIO FOR YOU!