Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019