“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).