One's been in approval hell for over 4 days now, and the other I submitted yesterday. I figure mediocre writing is better than no writing, right?

A chastity device (male or female model) that only unlocks each day after you've written a set number of words. That would up my word count!

Of course, how useful a motivational tool this would be is entirely dependent on your sex drive.

Also, I normally keep my love of pony and my love of bondage separate, but hot damn KRD draws some good shit. I totally didn't discover this after a search for "chastity" on derpibooru. <---LIES!

So make something beautiful first.

And that, kids, is why I'm not allowed to link to:
The color version of Pinkie Talks to Ponies
The monochrome version of Lyra Visits Bon Bon in Jail
the Zalgo-font version of Hello Ponies
The ALLCAPS version of APPLEJACK CELEBRATES INTERDIMENSIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY

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Because why not! Let's see if I can actually answer everyone this time. Please stick to five or less questions though.

Pacific PonyCon’s 1st Annual Super Bodacious Awesome Amazing
Iron Author Competition
Rules: In the conbook. Entries due by 10:59pm pacific time.
Submit at
http://goo.gl/forms/ILWh5TYH0D
Art must include at minimum Four (4) of the following:

● Beach/Ocean/Wave(s)
● Palm Tree(s)
● Surfboard(s)
● A San Diego setting (Miramar, Mission San Diego de Aclada, Gaslamp

District, etc.)
● Groups of ponies
● Tacos/SoCal Mexican Food
● Sand Castles
● OC Mission Belle

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I'm wearing three hats heavy hats for Pacific PonyCon:

Getting the Ponytones down to San Diego and keeping them from falling apart
Setting up and running the writing panel and Iron Author competition and keeping them from falling apart
Providing equipment and personnel for the A/V staff and keeping them from falling apart.

Do you see a pattern?
expect 2 or 3 new stories next week, though.

Sure, it was largely a predictable rehash of Episode IV full of plot contrivances (Why doesn't the Empire ever build security cameras into their death machines?) but I honestly don't even care that much because fucking Star Wars is back!

Oh and the music was amazing as always. Soooo much yummy french horn!

You know how we say "Hella", like "Wow, that was a hella chill party you invited me to last night. I didn't know acid jazz could be so dope!"

Well, do ponies say "Tarts", short for Tartarus? Like, "Dude, you are tarts whack, thinking you could hook up with a princess! Guards would kick you out in a Cloudsdale minute!"

Thanks to Meeester making me jump through a few hoops to get my latest story approved, I now have all the FimFiction genre tags in picture form HERE, though I suppose if I knew more I probably could have found the buttons themselves embedded somewhere in the site's "Edit Story" page source code. Oh well. Life is an