Rarity and Big Mac interaction. Not even romance or anything. But remember, they sing together. You know, in the Ponytones. (What if we had a group called the Humantones?). I should probably write something. I know Short Skirts has a story. But on the whole there just isn't that much out there. At least not that I'm aware of.

A quick search of Derpibooru shows that unsurprisingly, there's plenty of porn of it.

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You know, 'cause nothing says Christmas like a Jewish guy riding an Equidae. Wait that's Easter. Eat your heart out, The Descendent!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

is to write 3 great stories.

2 will be in 5,000 to 20,000 word range. I know what they are and what they will be about. I just need to actually start writing them.
And an epic of at least 50,000 words, because I feel that will show that I can actually write a book.

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COME SEE MY BAND FOR FREE THIS SUNDAY!

https://m.facebook.com/events/204140976594847/?ref=m_notif&notif_t=plan_user_associated

That's right, free show! Navagita will be performing at the Doll Hut in Anaheim this Sunday. Thank you OCML for setting this up! We go on at 8:15. 21+.

Scott Resnikoff: Guitar, vocals
Chris Olson: Bass, Vocals
Bryan Chandler: Keys, Vocals, French Horn, Guitar
Hugo Callejas: percussion

Play an instrument? Talk to us about playing on a song!

VENT

all I fucking EVER fucking do is fucking procrastinate and it fucking hurts me because I miss deadlines and wait until the last minute to do stuff fuck I just got to sit down and fucking write and stop fucking about on tumblr, on porn, on facebook, on being a lazy shit on everyhting fuck I'm really angry at myself because I thought the deadline for something was an hour later than it really was and fuck when will I ever learn to stop waiting til the last second gahhhhhhh

/VENT

Who blogged:

I responded with:

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I Wrote A Song Called "Rarity is Not a Marshmallow"

Another silly song with poor production values.
Music and Lyrics by Bryan Chandler (Super Trampoline), recording by Riff Music Pony

Find us on:
Official Site ► ponytones.com
Bandcamp ►socalponytones.bandcamp.com
YouTube ► www.youtube.com/channel/UCBNW7_fS_zf8A1vRuXyiCog
SoundCloud ► soundcloud.com/socal-ponytones

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Expectation: My ADHD pills will help me focus and get a ton of writing done!

Reality: My ADHD pills helped me masturbate for 5 straight hours!

( this is a large part of why I failed college, by the way)

Come See Bryan Chandler and His Band Navagita Live at The Mint! (West LA)

EVENT LINK:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1709940109292414/

Three part harmonies, jangly guitar, swirling organ, exciting bass, smooth drums, and soaring french horn. A rock performance not to be missed!

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A song I wrote obliquely poking fun at the Michelle Creber/Black Gryph0n skype controversy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7iI1QUeMhM