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Dec
18th
2015

I Wrote A Song Called "Rarity is Not a Marshmallow" · 2:47am Dec 18th, 2015

I Wrote A Song Called "Rarity is Not a Marshmallow"

Another silly song with poor production values.
Music and Lyrics by Bryan Chandler (Super Trampoline), recording by Riff Music Pony

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Lyrics:
If Rarity were to be a marshmallow
Well she would be so yummy to eat (woah-oh)
But Rarity cannot be a marshmallow (no no no)
For all Ponies have bodies of meat (oh woah woah)

Yes ponies are magical creatures
But still need the tools to survive
If instead of organs and bones
In the skins of our little pones
You found marshmallow kidney stones,
Well, they'd not be alive. (I messed this line up .:P )

Comments ( 4 )

You appear to assume that ponies are not, in fact, candy-based organisms.

Still, nice song.

I love it and wouldn't mind a few more pony songs from you (by wouldn't mind I mean I'd really love to see more). Great job. :twilightsmile:

3625533 Yes, just yes :pinkiehappy:

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Author Interviewer

Before, I was a humble troglodyte, mucking about in my own filth and chewing on trees for sustenance.

Then I heard this song, and my mistaken belief that Rarity was a marshmallow was vanquished with the power of learning.

Now I'm so enlightened I'm about to ascend to nirvana whoops here we go see you guys la

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