I am never serious.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

This is for porn. Want more? Go HERE. Want to commission a story? Send me a PM!

There once was a mare from Nantucket...