All Hail The Dark Lord

by RainbowBob

Chapter 1: A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away....

Comments

[Skeeter The Lurker]

HAHAH! YESSSSS!

YOU DID IT YOU DID IT!

~Darth Skeeter

[nodamnbrakes]

...pones

[pokeking95]

Cue the epic theme song!

[Inspector Gadget]

Best. First. Chapter. Ever!!!

[HellRyden]

YOU, SIR, ARE A GENIUS. I WHOLE-HEARTEDLY APPROVE OF THIS.

[Prof_Omnom]

Literary genius.

[Potato Pride]

Brilliant. Utterly brilliant.

[the other sans]

I admit, looking at a chapter with 0 words gave me pause... but now good sir, you deserve a medal

[suppermug]

WTF CHAPTER 1 NO WORD NOW I SEE THIS
WHAT PRANK YOURE PULLING HERE

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bryce98]

I have not dealt this many upvotes in a comment thread outside of reddit.

[Pvt PartyPooper]

I half expected it to be a .gif that revealed the crawling text.

[Danieldoesnotsing]

Some stuff and things man.....

[RhesusPeace]

I'd like to go ahead and say that this chapter was a literary masterpiece.

[Xeravon]

2699932

I waited for something to happen. Easy loss of ten seconds of my life.

[Romaji]

I am disappoint.

[BioChemicalWolfGear]

Nice intro Rainbow bob, it has almost nothing to do with a chapter 1. Still listed as 0 words...cool shit.

[Diamondwhits]

Best way to start a star wars related fan fic, love it!

[Enmar]

i was like
"wut... 0 words?"
props man :D

[TheBananaVan]

Well that intro alone was enough to fav this

[Nova Nexus]

This is already the best story in Fimfiction! And its only chapter 1 with zero words?!.....did chuck Norris write this?

[phlamingsoul]

*slow clap*

[TheDboys]

2 weeks late, But still....Genius

[Dozy Dreamer]

...
Okay, yeah. Star Wars fic. You couldn't really _not_ do it. This becomes obvious in retrospect.
That makes it no less awesome, though. I _swear_ I heard the music start playing... right up until I realised I was looking at a static image.

[Villain84]

Well, that's one way to start off a Star Wars fic

[totallynotabrony]

Broken link...

[idontevengohereanymoreso]

2724355 I just love your profile name and picture. As Pinkie Pie would say, BANANA PARTAY!

[Rain Dasher]

And it starts...

[faren455]

For some reason, when I click the next button I expect that loud instrumental to start playing, you know the one.

[Harmony Charmer]

BAH BAH BAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAH!!! (Fails at making opening music hardcore)

[catoparadox]

Anakin went

The day star wars died, i was singing Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

or it could have gone like this

and would have been better

[catoparadox]

3668678 You mean this!

Cheryl!! Cheryl!!!!!
HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
on a unrelated note just listened to theme its so good.

[Xeravon]

I expected the picture was a gif of sorts and start dramatically scrolling up to unveil unimaginable tales of old from the great beyond. Far, far away.

I was wrong. Horribly wrong.

[SocomJKS1]

dis bis meh feavrit chaptur

[SpikeThePredator]

I'm confused
Is text going to loa-nope, this is all (apperently)

[treegrowth]

well, that was pointless. (no offence)

[Bob_The_Wizard]

[youtube=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_D0ZQPqeJkk]It never gets old...

[Bob_The_Wizard]

4587861 my favorite silent Hill song[youtube=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zy_AQEogQdU]Good luck getting to sleep.

[olivetho]

That's so detailed!

[DeltaXeno1138]

Never before has there been this strong of a first chapter. So compelling. So emotional. So heart pumping!

[ChronoMitsurugi]

Be honest peeps. We all heard the Star Wars theme.

[JustAnotherRandomFan]

7348621
So... short
0 Words, gotta be a record.

[Lovecraftia]

How? Only god will answer that.