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Get some help.

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Thanks chap. Glad to see that my biggest fan is caring about my wellbeing.

Well that is an interesting twist on the story, hope both versions continue on

Well, it looks interesting. Let's see what the next meeting will be.
by the way, I noticed a slight difference from the standards of the genre. usually in such works, the stallion runs out of steam very quickly, leaving the mare undone. Because of this, they have to use drugs.
However, Rarity experienced as many as three orgasms in one session.

You crazy rat, I am so here for AAA: Horny Edition!

Three months later...

"Ugh," moaned Rarity as she slunk out of the bathroom. "It's been days now. This stomach bug is simply ghastly!"

"Um, Rarity?" ventured Fancy Pants nervously. "Do you think you could be...expecting?"

"Oh, nonsense darling!" scoffed the fashionista. "I always make sure to take my potions. Unless you've suddenly developed alicorn-strength virility, there's simply no way I could be pregnant!"

Love the art, eris looks so floofy...

I would love to see you write more stuff

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That's how Rarity realized that the alicorn being held in the castle was the "nobody"

I just have one question, would we still be having the original A.A.A story later on, or this would turn more into : this month lewd AAA, next month regular AAA?

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What did that person write?

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Just some nonsense.

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Yep, though I think Fancy made a fine example of a stallion's average stamina. He managed decently under Rarity's careful ministrations. One of the bigger benefits of a herd is more partners to have fun with, while the stallion is either focused on a single mare, or recovering.

But an Alicorn is supposed to be better in every way, are they not? More magical power, taller, bigger wings, more stamina, and quicker recovery times. ;P

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Alas, estrus is in the spring, not fall. So no unexpected foals to turn her into an even fluffier marshmallow. Now, an Alicorn whose domain is fertility itself? They might be able to get around that little technicality. But Neil is not the Alicorn of Fertility.

... In the main story.

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I can't claim this one. This is an AI generated piece I found on Derpibooru. But she is the one warping reality to this timeline... and it is December... so it fit. :P

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After answering comments, I'm going back to writing AAA. Plan is to get that back on track ASAP after the Nano speed bump.

As for updating this? It's more of a spare time project. Next scene for this I got about 3/4s of the way through, and had a brain fart. So I just skipped to the next porn scene. Did that for quite a few of them, actually. <.<

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A random mishmash of words with at least one bad reference to WW2 era politics.

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Nazi stuff

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Quite so.

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Ah ok got it, yeah that makes sense, can't wait to see what happens next, I really hope Neils get better after everything that has happen to him

more stamina

If nothing else, having equal stamina to an earth pony would still blow most other species out of the water.

Hey, don't put full NSFW links in the cover art "source" thing. I removed it already, so don't worry about it, just for future reference. What you've done in the description with just the user ID is great.

Also a surprisingly not-hideous AI image. How about that.

gotta say im honored , never before has one of my comment spawned a sexy spin off

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That's because you can't see the hands

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They've decided to stop trying to do things they suck at (yes, this is anthropomorphizing them a tad but it's not far off from the truth).

If he compared her throat to a warm, crackling fireplace, then her pussy was a ranging furnace, making his cock twitch, and slip upwards to poke against her asshole.

raging*

kinda hard to point out typos one handed

good stuff, rat-man

call me the side of the crate
cause i started dry and ended wet

Good to see you spreading your wings. And I guess everything is bigger in Skyros

P.s. It took me a minute to think about this, but where are the would probably realistically be in the situation if herbs existed for real. In an alley with a married man giving them the goat goat 5000.

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Given the pfp of the guy it definately checks out

AAA

American Automobile Association Alternatives

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Sorry about that! Still getting used to posting new stories, I guess, while also adding in the fact that this is my first explicit story ever posted.

And yeah, it's pretty hard to find anything Eris related. It's currently a stand-in, however, because it's Christmas. I'm going to commission a proper cover once I come up with a fitting idea... that isn't smut.

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It inspired the opening scene, yeah. Sort of. This was originally a small piece of content cut out from chapter one actually.

I was going to have the MC remember both the lewd heartsong, and a pair of ponies(Fancy and Fluer) having fun in front of his crate, with the stallion being submissive. But I cut out some of the RGRE sexual references to make it less heavy handed... And the absurdity of a raunchy heartsong was funnier in my mind.

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There's a first for everything I guess, Mr./Mrs. Crate. *Making a total stranger horny/drenched with my words, check!*

And thanks for pointing out the typo. Fixed that the moment I read your comment. ^^

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In a sense? After all, our bodies are just a bunch of biomechanical parts working together to power one larger whole, right? The American part, however... That's my Editor, I guess.

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Has to train up a bit, and get used to the new equipment though if he doesn't want to do multiple quick-fires in a row.

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It was more of a challenge, to see if I could write a single half decent porn scene out of about ten. Finished a few. More are sitting 3/4 or 1/2 finished. And I also started thinking with portals, shall we say sometime throughout the month, and made an April Fools scene or two... that won't see the light of day for quite a while.

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Always happy to point out typos
Keep up the great work

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a fitting idea... that isn't smut

I wish you luck with this impossible task.

Based on the cover art is it safe to assume that this is anthro?

Neil truly went native here, but it wasn't while he was doing all that pony-poking (and pony-packing).

It was while he was making pony puns.

But what was with Donut Joe's at the beginning?
Is it not Joe?

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R63 Joe? So Donut Jolene... More like Ponut Jolene in need of a cream filling.

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I was wondering if R63.
"Donut Jolene" sounds fun.

I was thinking "Donut Joy". With a fancy spelling, maybe?

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Donut Joy is the name of her store, an homage to her name during her younger adult years working as a porn starlet, Ponut Joy.

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Eris, if and when she shows up, is anthro(in the same manner that canon Discord is anthro). Otherwise everypony is quadruped, just like the show.

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Oh boy! It's not often I get to go into useless world building details that don't matter in the slightest! Eeeeeeee!

Okay, so I've seen multiple writing styles used in multiple books in Ponyville, let alone the rest of the pony controlled lands. So I separated those into three basic categories.

-Normal writing(Earth Pony Runes).
This letter system evolved to look similar to the English alphabet, but more angular(similar to viking runes) since they were digging lines into the dirt with their hooves, or chiselling words onto stone tablets. It's short and simple compared to the other two tribes, but that makes it easier to read and understand.
But, that simplicity also combined a few letters together. Take i and e for example. Instead of two separate letters, it's just an 'i', but the dot is instead an accent angling either left or right, depending on the correct sound.

(Here, Neil just discovered that little quirk in pony writing. But by chapter 1 in the main story, he's had enough time to hear it stated as Donut Joe's multiple times)
~~~

-Squiggles(Cloud Writing).
This, as the name implies, originated in pegasus cultures to send messages long distances, normally between military outposts. This particular form of writing requires strict discipline and attention to detail how the clouds are shaped to convey the proper message. Afterall, unicorn and earth pony sight is sub-par to a pegasus' ability to notice fine details at a distance.

For a brief example, let's look at S and S, but imagine both are a string of the same squiggly letters. The variation in the curves could differentiate, for example, a message saying 'we attack the eastern lands at high noon' to 'we attack the western lands at midnight'.
~~~

-Magical symbols(Unicorn hieroglyphs).
As ancient unicorns developed their magical prowess, with each new discovery they would apply a symbol to that magical effect. For example, light was represented as the sun. Whereas a distant light could be a star. Over time, each of these symbols could be used to describe more complex messages. By the time of Princess Platinum, it was probably one of the most complex written languages around.
~~~

-Unified Script
After unification, all three tribes had to settle on a single language. To cut the long, complicated process short, Unicorn hieroglyphs and Cloud Writing were both veto'd for being too complex for the other two subsets of ponies to learn easily, leaving Earth Pony Runes. However, Unicorns felt it was too ugly, and beneath them to write that.

One night during the negotiations Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, and Clover the Clever came together to discuss this particular topic, and came up with the combination of Earth Pony Runes and Cloudwriting. This new font looked more pleasing to the eye, and flowed into each letter in a satisfying manner for both unicorns and pegasi, while still staying relatively simplistic to understand. They called this new form of writing Unified Script, and brought it to the counsel for approval the very next day.

(It's pretty much Earth Pony Runes, but written in cursive handwriting. And that's your out of story useless lore dump of the day! )

But if you were hoping for a baker's mare to get her donut stuffed full of fresh cream, well, there are plenty of mares that fit the description without a R63. Unless there's a happy little potions accident, of course.

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Well, I am a fan of pink frosted sprinkled donuts.

This was incredibly good, I pray this gets more updates.

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On one hand, that is some pretty cool world building and lore with some thought put into it, on top of both the fun main story and entertaining side story here.
On the other, no creme filled R63 Donut Ponut? Would've been novel, but looking forward to what is next regardless of where/when it happens.
Straight up thought the accented i was some fuckery from Eris to imply further fuckery on "Joi" (If an i represents a mare's bits, an i with an accent could be loosely interpreted as anal)

Neat. Though I'll be honest, I'm having trouble visualizing the crate-setup Neil's got going on. Is it like, basically just a normal shipping crate as we'd be familiar with in real life, just made of wood? Otherwise it seems like it'd be kinda cramped for proper Gloryhole action.

That being said, sort of hope to see a Chapter which is a take on the aftermath from his and Luna's little spat in Oral Jousting. Something something "if thou shall not stay thy foul tongue, then We shall put it to a use most befitting of it!"

At least his efforts to keep from being found mostly worked.

Gotta have a chapter with him and rainbow dash, with rd giving/helping out with "special" nighttime training

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You just made me think of a potentialy funny scene:
"If you will be so foul mouthed lets give you a reason to not be! Lets see you cuss with your foals around!" *proceeds to amazon position him*

Any hints on when a potential chapter 2 releases?

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I'll admit, scene 2, and all the other scenes have been sitting half completed, or unedited this entire time as I've worked on the main story. This is a backburner project, mainly, but it isn't forgotten! ^^

Unfortunately, I can't really give a timeline on when the next scene will be posted. :(

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Oh? Someone wants a foursome between the two Alicorn sisters, Neil, and Bulk? That's possible... <.<

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It may not be nighttime training, but I do have a scene written up with Rainbow after her unintentionally erotic massage. ;P

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It's a larger crate than the one shown in the cover picture of AAA. Cramped, but doable. XP
cdn-img.fimfiction.net/story/gr9u-1691040443-540211-full

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For the moment. ;P

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Thanks! One of the things that constantly annoys me about the show is the various forms of writing we see. Of course, Twilight being Twilight, she would know how to read all forms of Equestrian. But that would also mean multiple copies of each book, written in various different fonts. I had to make sense of it, in some way.

As for the Eris prank, would that be because she's already done something very similar in the main story?

Only after reading the thirteenth document did she find Eris' prank. One single 'O' on each page was intersected with an 'i', but the accent line was curved and very... splashy, instead of straight.

Turning the 'i' into a spurting dick. Very classy. ;P

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Well, we now know how Pinkie meets Neil. Now imagine her doing a pinpoint ODST drop onto his stiff shaft. XD

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Just knowing that there are ideas on the back burner, gives me hope. I truly want to see Neal experience the hardships of the world you're crating in AAA and overcome them, and the pleasures of the world in this alternate story.

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Was more a case of a 3 way, or even just a 2 way. As in Luna going all dommy mommy or something.

MLP: Next voyage --

Ok well now what if RD did actually help him? Or he was beset by those thestral guards outside the bar? In more of these what if scenarios?

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En teoría, un caballo puede tener un pene de 40 cm y su yegua debería tener una vagina de 20 cm. Un pony debería tener una longitud de 20 cm y su yegua una vagina de 10 cm. Un humano debería estar bien.