Katerin is dying a slow and painful death. Amongst the provinces of the Griffonian Empire it is the poorest, most lawless hive of scum and villiany that currently stands. Its economy is in shambles and bandits roam freely across the countryside. These matters are not made any better by the rumors of the plague or the poor health of the Emperor (whom is all that is holding this dying empire together).
A confirmed factor making the province worse is the Mad Princess of the realm who seems hellbent on breaking the already broken province with that damned insufferable skull of hers... wait a minute. Did that skull just talk?
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An Equestria at War Fiction.
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Featuring-
- Princess Diellza Von Katerinburg (The Mad Princess)(Lover of books) (Let them have Bandits!)
and
- The Glorious Glitterhoof (First of his name)(Most Eligible Inanimate object of 1007)(Tap Dancing Champion of Katerin for 5 years running)
Glitterhoof, after finally managing to conquer the Pope and spread the rightful culture of Horse into Rome & reform the Empire, suddenly founds himself as a skull (and a unicorn one apparently) under the possession of a weird Catbird Hen that he & only he, can speak into.
Looks like Glitterhoof's position & rise to powrr may not be so distant as we thought.
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He'll most certainly try his best at all that.
if hes going to playing the part of the Mysterious Skull, then in order to get any kind of authority he would have to compete against a Wrench Previously Used by a RoboPone, and the Worst Soldier Ever...Of All Time Griff...
I'll keep hearing Skeletor's voice coming out from the skull.
"I could write a book about what you don't know!"
Yup, sounds like it.
To be fair, the Riverponies aren't that bad...
Nothing can go wrong here!
Maybe, but it also means no one can steal your dreams.
Good first chapter!
I enjoyed reading it.
Say, what's the chance Rosa Maledicta is having a good laugh right now?
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Source.
Hellsing Abridged -humor moment right there.
Alucard: "Would you care for me to explain?!" D:<
Integra: "OH YES, ALUCARD! I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR WHY YOU SHOT AND KILLED THE FATHER CHRISTMAS?!" D:
Alucard: "He startled me." :(
Integra: "HE STARTLED YOU!?" D:<
Alucard: "He... Startled... Me..." >:(
The way that Glitterhoof and Diellza interact with each other in the mod is very loosely based off Calvin and Hobbes; Diellza being Calvin albeit extremely traumatized.
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I genuinely didn't know that. Something to look into perhaps...
Cheers for bringing that up.
I dont know much about EAW but i am loving this story. Keep up the amazing work!
Wheatley skull.