• Published 9th Aug 2021
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Theory of nothing - Elidjz



When Somepony might, in theory, have, theorically, screwed up. And in theory it might be a great and powerfull pony.

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Starlight, Unicorn and Twilight's student. She was now busy having fun with Joe Bagel the female illusionist unicorn and magician (not to be confused with Joe Donut the male earth pony and coffee shop owner). Joe Bagel was Starlight's best friend and she couldn't imagine being a friend with anypony else. Yup, Bagel was her best friend (and also first one).

Starlight just couldn't imagine herself with someone else as her first and best friend. Yup, Bagel was the best friend anypony could ever ask for. Having somepony else as a friend was an abhorrent idea. All the adventures they had gone through wouldn't exist. The thought hurt, especially now as they had just defeated Chrysalis and reformed all of the other changelings. They had not done it alone, bur Bagel had played a massive part in it.

Starlight couldn't help but recall their first meeting. Bagel had a very short mane, because she had to shave it two weeks before. The events leading to that had left her slightly depressed and in a bad mood. Which had caused their first meeting to be very sour. But after putting their differences aside they quickly became best friends. Bagel then told Starlight about why she had to shave her mane.

half her mane had been burned off after an unfortunate meeting with another unicorn pretending to be a magician. Said meeting involved fireworks blowing up in the wrong places. She had also called that unicorn a shallow narcissist and some other stuff that she wouldn't repeat. Starlight was sceptical at first, but after being shown some old newspaper and other proof, Starlight had no doubt in what Bagel said.

This made her think. Starlight and Trixie being friends. Ughh, what a horrible thought. Starlight being friends with a pony like that. What a horrible abhorrent thought. Starlight simply couldn't imagine herself being friends with a pony like that. She felt sick at the idea. She'd rather eat a cactus. Such shallow pony wouldn't even want to be friends in the first place. Starlight felt lucky and happy that she had never met Trixie. It wouldn't end well. Probably in explosions and with that pony being chased away by an angry mob. God, could you imagine it being friends with Trixie instead of the much better Bagel. Starklight couldn't help but thank Celestia and Luna for having met Bagel instead of trixie.

Also for some reason Starlight felt a big dislike towards the color light blue.

Author's Note:

any critism is welcome. If it helps me be better at writing then i'll gladly accept it.