Dear Starlight Glimmer,
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that you somehow managed to transmutate all the water in the castle into cheese, and I don’t want to think about the implications of you doing it right when I was in the middle of my shower (Please tell me it was a coincidence). In light of this; I must reluctantly acknowledge that you do seem to be a pretty unorthodox but capable mage.
This fact, plus some persuasion from a friend concerned about your “minions”, is why I wish to offer you a cease fire.
You need my food, and I would prefer that my library is not filled with cheese or set on fire, so let’s go back to you threatening me with a questionable promise of doom upon my life, and me ignoring you while I deal with more serious issues. It will be the best for both of us.Your forgiving foe,
Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I thank you for the compliment, but I will only accept your surrender in exchange of a permanent source of food and hot coco, along with a payment of 1000 bits.
If you accept my demands, I will concede to thirty days of peace between us.Your merciful enemy,
Starlight Glimmer.P.S: It wasn't a coincidence.
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
I don’t wish to starve you to death, so you will get the food and hot coco, but I won’t give you a single bit from my purse, which I’ve already enchanted in case you steal from it, so don’t even try it.
Your still threatening foe.
Twilight Sparkle.P.S: Cease fire and surrender are not the same thing.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
In case you haven’t realized it until now, I don’t possess a single bit. So other than you, how else would I get money?
Your broke enemy,
Starlight Glimmer.
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
Get a [CENSORED] job! Any job would suffice. You must have some work experience.
Your barely patient foe,
Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Well, your castle could use some cleaning. Would you pay me for that?
Your possibly new maid,
Starlight Glimmer.
Dear Starlight Glimmer.
[CENSORED] yes! I’m [CENSORED] tired of having to clean everything by myself.
I can give you 10 bits per hour. Full payment at the end of the month.Your future employer,
Spike.
Hah! Success! This calls for a celebration!
Cheese for everyone!
No, wait, scratch that, cheese for no one.
I suppose that could be just as much of a celebration if you don't like cheese...
So Starlight is gonna become a secret maid that cleans the castle when nopony is around, in exchange for a payment, food and shelter, whilst she holds a casual letter conversation with Twilight and also plots her impending doom with increasingly bothersome shenanigans... over a hot coco.
This is the best timeline.
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Cheese is the base of all my foods, so yeah, cheese for everyone!
All joking aside Spike definitely has his priorities straight.
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Compared to the rest of the cast, Spike is one of the characters who have their shit together most of the time,
I'm really starting to think that at the end of this story Spike will be the one that "reforms" Starlight. First offering to cuddle with Starlight if she gets cold and now giving her a job. Spike's the real mvp here.
This chapter got...
😎 Dangerously cheesy!
No I'm not sorry at all.
That Spike part got me!
I also don't blame him. That castle is huge!
What happened to today's chapter? Or chapters? You can't be done with the story just yet, can you?
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It got delayed. I released another story (by accident because it's a Sunday and Sundays are the worts time to publish something apparently) and I had to help my sister with an infestation of cockroaches in her kitchen. (Maybe I should add a chapter about that here)
I will continue this later, don't worry.
PS: and don't worry, the story has a conclusion.
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You totally should do a chapter just like that. Just because it would too funny not for the story to have it.
Not so much in real life of course. But this fanfiction.
Ah this made me remember that one comic where instead of installing that weird root chandelier Twilights friends hired every single enemy they had faced as servants at the castle. Funnily enough it was Trixie who ended up as the maid while Starlight was... dressed up as plushie? Never really got that part. Still makes me ask why?
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What comic is that? I honestly don’t know much about the comics but it seems interesting.
Language Spike