The Chewed Letter
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I proudly inform you that while you were busy at the Gala, I’ve acquired my own army of minions to help me in my endeavor to destroy your pathetic existence.
I have not only tamed the rock-rats living in the walls of your castle, but I’m in the process of awakening their minds so they become smarter than any help you may gather to defend yourself.
Expect plagues, chewed books, and waking up covered in tiny paws before being bitten by a piranha-like swarm of tiny rodents.Your skillful enemy,
Starlight Glimmer.PS: How was the Gala? I never got the opportunity to go to one.
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
I thank you for foolishly making me aware of your plan. I’ve already ordered a large batch of rat poison along with an extensive fumigation of the entire castle so I can finally get rid of you and your poor attempts at revenge.
Your unimpressed foe,
Twilight Sparkle.PS: Galas are extremely boring, but they have their moments.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I heard that you were planning to “get rid” of some rodents in your house. I politely ask you that you don’t go through with this plan, since it would really make me sad and damage our friendship.
Your worried friend,
Fluttershy.PS: I’m serious Twilight, don’t hurt the little things. I have the Lord of Chaos on my side.
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Looks like ruining books and risk getting torn apart by a furious alicorn is merely the 2nd dumbest thing you can do. The dumbest is messing with animals and face the wrath of Fluttershy!
Oh, and also the Lord of Chaos. He'll do anything Fluttershy says.
Ah ha! behold my cunning plan! I planned for you to plan to defeat my plan and in so doing actually defeat yourself!
Wow. Shy did not hesitate to go for the nuclear option.
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When Fluttershy looks scared, she isn't scared of being hurt, she's scared of getting you hurt.
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As Spike said; nuclear arms race
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And I'm sure he's also having a blast with all these letter shenanigans
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That could actually work just as you said. From what I understood she is trying to get rid off pests by literally poisoning her own home. Would't that also make it uninhabitable for herself as well?
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I recall there having been a meme about Gandhi Nuking anyone from the slightest offence. Apparently game had glitch with diplomacy system.
10677615 In the original Civilisation game, every A.I. leader had an 8 bit positive integer variable that set how war-like they were towards the player. The higher the number, the more warlike. Ghandi was set very low, possibly zero, which was a problem because the players actions could reduce the number, supposedly making them less war-like.
Unfortunately, if the variable was already zero, deducting from it would cause it to cycle around to 255, sicne it was a positive integer and couldn't handle negative numbers. The result was that Ghandi would suddenly go kill crazy war-like. If he had nukes at that point, he'd use them.