Dear Starlight Glimmer,
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that you somehow managed to transmutate all the water in the castle into cheese, and I don’t want to think about the implications of you doing it right when I was in the middle of my shower (Please tell me it was a coincidence). In light of this; I must reluctantly acknowledge that you do seem to be a pretty unorthodox but capable mage.
This fact, plus some persuasion from a friend concerned about your “minions”, is why I wish to offer you a cease fire.
You need my food, and I would prefer that my library is not filled with cheese or set on fire, so let’s go back to you threatening me with a questionable promise of doom upon my life, and me ignoring you while I deal with more serious issues. It will be the best for both of us.Your forgiving foe,
Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I thank you for the compliment, but I will only accept your surrender in exchange of a permanent source of food and hot coco, along with a payment of 1000 bits.
If you accept my demands, I will concede to thirty days of peace between us.Your merciful enemy,
Starlight Glimmer.P.S: It wasn't a coincidence.
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
I don’t wish to starve you to death, so you will get the food and hot coco, but I won’t give you a single bit from my purse, which I’ve already enchanted in case you steal from it, so don’t even try it.
Your still threatening foe.
Twilight Sparkle.P.S: Cease fire and surrender are not the same thing.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
In case you haven’t realized it until now, I don’t possess a single bit. So other than you, how else would I get money?
Your broke enemy,
Starlight Glimmer.
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
Get a [CENSORED] job! Any job would suffice. You must have some work experience.
Your barely patient foe,
Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Well, your castle could use some cleaning. Would you pay me for that?
Your possibly new maid,
Starlight Glimmer.
Dear Starlight Glimmer.
[CENSORED] yes! I’m [CENSORED] tired of having to clean everything by myself.
I can give you 10 bits per hour. Full payment at the end of the month.Your future employer,
Spike.