It was a slow night in the villain pub. A few villains sat in the pub, only a few famous DC and Marvel Villains arguing, as well as the bartender, Sheev Palpatine, or Palps, who was bordely cleaning out a glass with a black cloth imprinted with the pub's logo, and a few other villains just mingled or sat alone.
"...nonono! Joaquin deserves the oscar for best actor!" Heath Joker insisted.
"No. Josh Brolin! He went through all that GGI Work to look like Thanos!" Zod countered.
"Thanks for the support, Zod!" Thanos said, his head popping out of the restroom before going back to plunging the toilets.
"Guys. Guys. Guys." Killmonger said, stopping the argument. "Perhaps we should change the subject. Let's talk about.... best-animated picture."
"Spider-Verse." Prowler said without hesitation.
"That was last year." Lex Luthor said in annoyance.
They went on, continuing their arguments as the heavy metal door to the pub began to hum a theme song as the logo for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was burned into it before fading.
The door opened, revealing a weakened Lord Tirek, Queen Chrysalis, and Cozy Glow entered the pub, small patches of stone dotting their skin as they walked in with a grumble, sitting at the counter.
"Why are we letting these wannabes in?" Kaecillius asked Palps before pointing a thumb at Cozy Glow. "One of them isn't even of legal age!"
"We are open to all villains. As long as they spread hate, they are welcome." Palps said with finality before turning to the newcomers. "What can I get you three?"
"Love," Chrysalis demanded.
"Magic!" Tirek insisted.
"Chocolate milk!" Cozy Glow smiled.
"Coming up!" Palps gave them a thumbs up, before using the Force to pour the royalty their drinks, and grab Cozy Glow a plastic bottle of chocolate milk.
Tirek's glass of liquid magic was a sort of shining orange energy, which bubbled like it was carbonated. Chrysalis' was similar, only light pink.
The three sipped their drinks as Palps leaned on the counter before speaking to them.
"So, what makes you evil enough to attend?" The Sith lord asked.
"Well. We are a group of villains called the Legion of Doom...." Tirek began.
"Hey! We are the Legion of Doom!" Comic Lex, Sinestro, Cheetah, Joker, and Scarecrow said in unison as they growled.
"....and we were brought together by a being called Grogar........" Tirek continued, getting some impressed gasps.
"They brought him back?" G1 Megatron said, walking into the bar.
"..........who turned out to be Discord in disguise......." Tirek said, sipping on his magic, his muscles slowly returning to normal mass.
"Cop out!" Comic Mandarin said as he walked past the three.
".....yes well. We got ahold of his Chaos Magic, and nearly took Equestria!" Tirek said proudly.
"And let me guess? They did an asspull and defeat you from the brink of defeat?" Palps guessed.
"Yup....." Tirek grumbled. "Then they blasted us with Rainbow Lasers from "the magic of friendship"....."
A few of the non-Brony and anime villains snickered, while the others who were gave looks of sympathy.
And then they turned us to stone." Tirek finished, a few of the villains looked impressed.
"Brutality." Scorpian blinked from his mask.
"Yep. And it's stiff too!" Chrysalis groused, rubbing some stone dust from her chitin flank.
"And they did that to a kid!" Lobo asked in shock, pointing to Cozy.
"Yep! And it hurt!" Cozy said, causing some of the more honorable villains to go into an uproar.
"Are we sure that we are the villains here?" Vertigo Lucifer asked, causing a few of the other villains to nod in agreement.
"Well. It seems you have earned your places as villains! Stay for as long as you need! Afterward, go back to doing your best of the worst!" Palps said with a grin, putting a comforting hand on Tirek and Chrysalis' shoulders.
"Thank you!" Cozy said with a gracious smile.
"Darn she's cute." Another villain muttered.
"So. What is this place? And what is your deal?" Chrysalis asked.
"This...is the villain pub!" Palps said, showing off the artifacts and best customer pictures on the walls, and various glassware and tanks of various drinks. "A place where villains of all kind from across the multiverse to rest, relax, and grumble about heroes!"
"This place sounds great!" Chrysalis said with some honesty.
"Glad you think so! Because I am going through some.....expansions!" Palps said with an evil grin.
"So, Palps.....how you dealing with that humiliating cinematic return?" Joker asked with a smirk.
"LEGENDS DID IT BETTER!" Palps hissed back.
"Well yes. But not many people know about it. So all your fans that don't know about Legends will have your name tarnished! Forever!" Joker said dramatically, causing the MLP villains to chuckle.
"Well. At least it was better than Leto's fluster cluck." Palps retorted.
"Haha! You forget though. My new movie has an oscar nominee!" Joker smirked. "I love it that we live in a society."
"Hmmm.....yes. I forgot to say earlier. Welcome to the club." Killmonger said, with Sauron nodding his eye in approval.
"What are these...oscars?" Cozy Glow asked.
"Oh. An earthen award used to show what movies are the best." Palps explained.
"OK. Why do we care about them?" Chrysalis asked.
"I-I don't know honestly....." Palps admitted, putting a finger on his chin. "But, it is a cool thing to show off."
"I wonder, can TV shows win oscars?" Cozy mused innocently.
"Well. They can win Daytime Emmies." Palps said.
"Like SPN!" Supernatural-Lucifer said, raising a glass.
"Yes yes yes. We all know about your 45 Emmies." Palps rolled his eyes.
"And you should!" SPN-Lucifer said smugly.
"Stupid Sin of Pride." Palps rolled his eyes.
"So....we aren't alone in the multiverse. Starswirl theorized about this. He even sent three creatures to another world, so the rumors say." Tirek said.
"Really?" Palps asked. "You guys have a Multiverse?"
"Well, I guess, who doesn't?" Tirek shrugged.
"Point taken." Palps shrugged back. "Well, enjoy your drinks. And as I said, stay as long as you need."
"Where do we go after this?" Cozy asked.
"Well, until you get a spin-off, a continuation of your stories or prequels made, you can work here." Palps offered. "We could use some fresh blood."
The Legion of Doom looked at one another, before grinning back at Palps.
I can’t believe I’m saying this but, way to go my friend way to go.
I was wondering when would somebody write a fic to do with the Villain Pub.
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No problem dude! Spread the word about it!
This was actually pretty funny.
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You sound surprised....
No matter! Thanks for the comment! Mind spreading the word about it since it's a tad lil known still
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I was a bit surprised.
You captured the humor of the animated shorts, not an easy task.
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It helps that I was binging it as I wrote the chapter.
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Paid off in spades.
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Thanks!
One problem. In the 2018 Oscar nomination video Zod hated Thanos for killing Groot.
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Ahh...right. may include that in the future. Also, this is based off Villain Pub. I may add or subtract things. More than just movie villains for one thing
This was actually pretty clever. Work on your formatting, though. Proofread your structure so it looks professional and consistent. Also, using eight periods for a continuation is too much. Use three.
An HISHE: Villians Pub and a MLP/EQG crossover?
SIGN ME UP!
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Ok. I'll...try to do all that. I'm still a bit green.
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Glad you like it!
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I did! I really did!
Quick question: when requesting a specific villain to appear, do you mean the villains from the MLP/EQG series or from a different series outside of MLP?
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Both
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Sweet! I'll keep that in mind!
Considering My Little Pony needs to be shows up in a big way for any story to stay on this site, I don't think we need to PM Friendship is Magic's villains to show up.
Never heard of Villain Pub. But it sounds dumb enough to work anyway.
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Not JUST mlp villains tho. ANY villain
That sums up the whole 'Oscars' deal pretty well.
Nice intro. A few grammar mistakes here and there but nothing glaring. Good work.
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Thanks for the feedback! Glad you like it!
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You covered all the good ones in this chapter though. I got nothing for the moment. But I love the story anyway.
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No problem.
Out of curiosity, since I found this in the Hazbin Hotel group does this mean you will be bringing Alastor, Angel Dust or someone else in a later chapter?
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Yes. Yes I am. And Lucifer. And Pentious. And Vox. And Charlie and Vaggie. And Nifty gets a side job there.
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Lol, Charlie? That precious cinnamon roll in the villains pub? That's going to be a fun chapter!
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yes. it is. Especially with the numerous other Lucifers......
I left a comment.
Good flow, nice writing, not too confusing. Bring some Decepticons and we good.
dbz: Frieza
DBZ: Ginyu Force
Inuyasha: Naraku Character
Final Fantasy: Sephiroth Character
7 Deadly Sins Fullmetal Alchemist
Sly Cooper: Clockwerk
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I feel honored sir! Let's hope I earn the medal!
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Glad we're good then!
Why aren't there any character tags?
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Because characters can change from chapter to chapter with only a few recurring characters
Can I give you my Villain O.C. ?
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Uhhh.....sure? I dunno. Let's wait until this story gets off the ground some more with more widely recognized villains.
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K, PM me when you want to hear about my evil-O.C.
Very nice; looking forward to new chapters.
Wonder if the Storm King will be added in?
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If you want him to. Sure!
How about a chapter where the MLP Wendigos are brought in as nonsentient pets for our three mlp villians which could expands the chapter into a discussion about the Villians' pets
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I'll add it!
I knew this was going to be golden as soon as I read this line:
Well done! The on-edge, bantery style of the characters feels like it could fit right in with an actual episode.
Do keep in mind, though, that you're converting from a visual medium to a textual one. The beauty, and really the strength, of the Villain Pub is that they can shove as many background characters in there as they please. It didn't get to be too much in this chapter, but it got a little close. In situations where there's more than two or three characters, I've found it's sometimes easier to describe a character's action right before they speak, so the audience is clued in.
That said, you've taken on an ambitious, well-known crossover and done good by the characters, the tone, and the setting! Best of luck going forward!
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Thanks for the feedback! Let's hope I can catch Lightning in a bottle twice
Dragon Ball: Goku Black, Perfect Cell, and Raditz.
Mlp: King Sombra, Storm King, and the Dazzlings.
Power Rangers: Rita, Goldar, and Lord Drakkon.
*Cue instrumental theme song for the sitcom, Cheers.*
Making your way evil today
sure does take a lot
Thinking of ways to distribute hate
takes everything you've got
Wouldn't you like to rule a place
Sometimes you wanna go
where everybody hates your face
and the villains share your rage
You wanna be in the evil seat
Heroes are all the same
You wanna go where everybody hates your face
I LOVE THIS! Seriously it will be awesome to see how this develops and fun too. :) Do all villain requests have to be done in pm, or can we also send some through reviews?
If yes on the latter than I would like to suggest the Young Justice version of Klarion the Witch Boy, and South Parks Eric Cartman. I can't help but picture Cartman and Cozy either hitting it off, or becoming rivals of some kind.
This oddly reminds me of sunsets isekai
This is gonna be GOOD. *chuckles evilly*
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Jojo's bizarre adventure: Dio Brando, pillar men, yoshikage Kira, diavolo and Enrico pucci
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Who are the last two?
Kaecilius