A request by Captain Unstoppable:
Sugar and Mac have broken up, now the main six (except AJ) now have their chance to get him for themselves
“I dunno, AJ,” Big Mac pulled back his head and frowned. “Ain’t horses, like, patriarchal with one of them harem social structures? A dominant male and a herd of females?”
“Actually,” Applejack said, “that’s a common misunderstandin! While horses do have a harem style reproductive structure where the primary stallion drives off his rivals, that don't translate to a patriarchal social structure. One stallion may get all the action, but mares still run the herd.”
“Ah… I guess.” His tail flicked awkwardly. “If you say so.”
“I do say so. It’ll be fine.” Applejack turned back to the crowd. “Okay, everypony! One night with the sexiest stallion in the whole of Ponyville. Bidding starts at a hundred bits.”
She pounded her auctioneer's gavel, and the crowd of mares went wild.
... This is from someone who is being a major stick in the mud about this pair isn't it? I'm not blaming you.
With a name like that, I'm surprised these aren't clopfics
9193395
Yes. Yes I am.
Love the short story!
9193483
I can easily see a MacDash from this.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I uh, didn't submit this prompt either.
9193796
She's merely responsible for actually doing it.
"common misunderstandin"
"common misunderstandin'"?
Funny and educational! :D
Big Mac gets his cut, right?
9193503
Yeah, but you prolly wish you did, right?
9193503
Okay, I really need to be more careful about editing when I copy paste.