"You don't have to do this..." Celestia's voice was just above a whisper.
Twilight refused to look her in the eyes. "Yes, I do. I'm sorry, Princess, but this IS something I must do."
"But why?" The question was an armor piercing one. Twilight flinched slightly.
"Why?"
Celestia nodded ever so slightly. "Just tell me, Twilight. Why do you feel so inclined to do this?"
"Who else but me?" Twilight's voice was marred slightly as a knot began to form in her throat.
"I could do it..."
"You have a country to run," Twilight said as her eyes began to tear. "Nopony will miss me..."
"You have friends, a WHOLE TOWN who will miss you!"
Twilight's smile was sad as she mounted the office chair. "I'm sorry, Celestia."
"NO!"
Twilight turned to the camera and held up her chainsaw. "I'm Twilight Sparkle, and welcome to Jackass!" The box of kittens was totally unsuspecting as she fell down the skateboarding ramp on her office chair.
There were no survivors.
As always. No survivors.
Beautiful. This touched me right here.
I... I am awestruck by this beautiful work of literary genius.
Just... Wow, y'know?
You write to keep yourself from going crazy? Well I do nothing to prevent myself from going crazy, I just keep going for cause of it all, and increasing my insanity.
...
AH WANT THIS FEATURED
NAOW
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2065908 I'm glad you enjoyed it so.
2039130 Damn boy, how many dem Poffins did you eat? Those contest stats are off the charts!
Rejidar. I am proud of you. So proud, in fact, your new name is Raj.
2129216 Why don't you stick your hand into some liquid helium for a moment and see what happens. (A.K.A I get the name.)
2197084 Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
And I thought crysalis was a kitten murderer.