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// What Would You Have Me Do? 
// Story: Pleasuring Techniques and Other Weird-Ass Stories 
// by Regidar 
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	"You don't have to do this..." Celestia's voice was just above a whisper.

Twilight refused to look her in the eyes. "Yes, I do. I'm sorry, Princess, but this IS something I must do."

"But why?" The question was an armor piercing one. Twilight flinched slightly.

"Why?"

Celestia nodded ever so slightly. "Just tell me, Twilight. Why do you feel so inclined to do this?"

"Who else but me?" Twilight's voice was marred slightly as a knot began to form in her throat.

"I could do it..."

"You have a country to run," Twilight said as her eyes began to tear. "Nopony will miss me..."

"You have friends, a WHOLE TOWN who will miss you!"

Twilight's smile was sad as she mounted the office chair. "I'm sorry, Celestia."

"NO!"

Twilight turned to the camera and held up her chainsaw. "I'm Twilight Sparkle, and welcome to Jackass!" The box of kittens was totally unsuspecting as she fell down the skateboarding ramp on her office chair.

There were no survivors.