Pleasuring Techniques and Other Weird-Ass Stories

by Regidar

Eating a Candy Bar

Alright, gonna get my coat and—" Lyra stopped dead in her tracks. Before her was her earth pony marefriend, Bon Bon, eating a candy bar.

Crunch

"Um... why are you sitting in the closet eating a candy bar?" Lyra asked inquisitively. Bon Bon said nothing, but rather took another bit of the candy bar. Lyra giggled nervously.

"Right, so I'm just gonna grab my coat and—

Crunch

Lyra stared, transfixed at her partner. Her wide, staring eyes, the bit of chocolate on the side of her muzzle from the candy bar... it was frightening, yet enticing.

Crunch

Was... was Bon Bon closer?

Crunch

Or was... Lyra closer to her?

Crunch

Eather way, with each bit, the space between them lessened, and with another—

Crunch

—Bon Bon was right beside Lyra, her mouth at her ear. The earth pony stuck her tongue out, pieces of the chewed up candy bar still on it, and licked the side of her lover's face. Lyra grimaced, and braced herself for the worst as Bon Bon brought her tongue all the way up her face and to her ear. She could hear the breath of the earth pony, and Bon Bon whispered one simply, frightening sentence:

"Would you like to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

Comments

[David Leatherhuff]

Oh merciful Jesus, I think my heart stopped for a moment.

[Regidar]

2749630 pretty scary huh

[Mike the Red]

I'm not even gonna go into just how many levels of wrongness this is ...

[Erebos]

2spooky4me

[Xenonic]

I...I...I have no words...for this...
*backs away slowly*
*hides in corner*

[Darkstar195]

[fuckyoudeletemyaccount]

Oh Regidar, you beautiful, beautiful man!

[Regidar]

2783164

[VampDash]

Jehovah witnesses in a nutshell

[Regidar]

2994111 You best believe

[Ignaltus]