11845379 Wow. Um. Okay, that happened. I'll say that I'm grateful that you responded to nearly every comment and explained yourself. Still the number of downvotes was epic so yeah, go you.
11845379 Okay, having actually seen the joke you were going for, i upvoted. You managed to fool pretty much EVERYONE, and for that I give you props. Wording could def be better, but once you look past it it’s really pretty clever 😂
Either he really is that dense and when she ‘gets it’ anon would have been on board the whole time. Or he knows what she’s trying but learns she’s old enough too late.
11845379 As 11845550 said, the first half of your comment, in both words and grammar, matched exactly a braindead horny foalcon comment. I can't really blame anyone for not risking losing braincells by reading the second half of what was very likely to be more being luridly horny over Sweetie Belle.
She spent a minute wriggling in place, unable to free herself. At least she had a nice view of Anon's ass. It was too bad she couldn't do anything with it from this position. For the moment, she could at least still breathe through the grip on her neck without too much difficulty, though the blanket pulled around her meant a lot of rebreathing the same pocket of air. Though now that she focused on it, she did feel a very gentle breeze coming from somewhere. A strangely warm breeze like a steady breath.
11845382 lol yeah and looks like I earned another 20 since last night. oh well here's to 510 more so I can be called the antichrist or even saten himself heh. I wonder if ozzy would be pissed if I took his title as the lord of darkness. 11845408 ok please explain the troll and do be very detailed and simple minded as if you are explaining to a 5 year old because I am lost on how you reached this conclusion 11845420 yeah sadly I suck at english which is REALLY bad as it's my primary language. thank you school system for passing me with f's all thru my school years heh 11845440 yeah... sorry bro I kinda lost it when I saw yours calling me a troll and I acted like a total asshole. I hope I didn't sour your day with my pissyness but of all the comments I got that one really hurt me and I lashed out like a total ass. I am very sorry. 11845511 uhh so sorry but kinda lost on what you mean. I am assuming either trying to get laughs from a dirty joke or the other you think I was trying to troll. my apologize but just not sure which you are referring to. 11845550 no no totally understand I have no idea when I wrote that but given how it went I am sure it was early in the morning thus near the end of my day before bed when I would of been very berry punchy (wasted lol). so it's cool I understand. my english is horrid as it is add in being buzzed and yeah looking at the down votes it's a shit show waiting to happen 11845661 that's totally fair tho it be nice if folks got ALL the info before making decisions. the current political climate in america shows how bad it is when folks don't get all the info before reacting 11846183 it is (as many have claimed poorly worded) joke on a feline and rooster being played with between each other. it's absolutely clear that it is a more visual joke now then worded 11846232 huh? no idea what you are asking. where would one put a screen cap?
11846358 I made a joke about felines and roosters dirty in its way of wording and as I responded to EncoreP's comment it seems it was a better visual joke rather then commented that is indeed my bad but I never once had ill intentions and i can not change others minds on how they see it. I am a 45 year old man not a super being I make jokes I find funny and I hope others do to I can not change anyone's thinking when they don't. but I will be damned if I am called a troll few things piss me off more then anything but being labeled a troll is one of them. I have read many authors stories here and always added my insight and made the occasional joke I have NEVER attempted to be a destructive asshole trying to hurt ANYONE for laughs. so please forgive me for being very pissy but I will not tolerate being referred to as a troll. if you personally want to see me as 1 that is totally fine but keep that to yourself as expressing that will make me even more upset to where I will lash out. I am sorry if what I said missed the point but I can't fix that just know I am not and was not trying to troll. I am too old to play such childish games
11846356 Not sure how you passed school with Fs, but props for the finesse I guess? 🤷🏽♂️
My grades were never great either so I won’t hate. But next time you write a comment, you should prolly think about it before you post it. Because now, this comment section is dominated by the uproar you caused instead of feedback on the actual story. If I was the writer and this happened, I wouldn’t be happy.
11846368 I don't know why, but something about this paragraph tickled me.
Fuck 'trolling'. If I end up saying something utterly deranged and disgusting, it's either a joke that failed to land correctly, or me actually being a filthy degenerate, not merely "pretending" to be one for lulz. Like, "HAHA! I was merely PRETENDING to be an ignorant dumbass by saying all those stupid things! Don't you feel stupid now for calling me one merely because of my words and actions!" Forget that. If I ever end up sharing an absolute shit take, it will be as a result of own HONEST dumbassery.
It's been a while since I've been in the school system myself (36), but there's a pretty intense pressure to push students along through the system regardless of performance. There's some nebulous threat of theoretically being held back and having to repeat a grade, but I've never actually heard an example of that happening in reality. It's a mostly empty threat.
And yeah, it'd be nice if more comments were about the story, but these kinds of tangents happen and aren't particularly uncommon and a comment is a comment. There's still a trace bit of dopamine hit from seeing that notification appear.
11846368 What the hell are you on about? I was complementing your joke. Do you not understand what trolling is? It seems you don't if you get that pissed off. It comes from a term used in fly-fishing for how they lure fish in.
11847585 Did you miss it being extremely offputting with little to no indicators it was in fact a joke? If that was an attempt at comedy then I don't think they're quite suited for it, let alone a comedy routine.
In my experience arguing with lolicons, people get really offended when you even imply they're pedophiles
In my experience online, it's the people arguing against things like lolicon that usually turn out to be pedophiles. That you do such makes me wary of you.
Addicted twitterite: *Goes on long spiel about the evils of adult women under 5'6" and how they're pedobait and indistinguishable from real-life children and how only predators would ever be attracted to them*
Normal people: Your likes are public.
Addicted twitterite: *Privates/deletes entire account at warp speed in response to being called out for their hypocrisy*
11846381 Nah no finesse just teachers who never gave a damn. when I was in school they got their funding based on how many kids made it thru so holding back a student meant less funding and no school want's that so i was passed off as "their problem" for the next teacher. I agree with ya I wish folks wouldn't just post he BS here and rather just directly to me in what ever private system this site uses. the more I see it makes me question their legitimate concern for the kids and just wanting to seem like they care. based on the down votes the FBI should of been investigating me by now if their fears where true and not just an act of caring.
11846391 my apologize but I didn't understand what you where trying to say there. if you could be more clear that be great. if not it's ok no harm no foul
11846400 my apologize I don't sorry. I am not very social I don't interact with people beyond what my job is. hell i live with my family and I socialize with them less then my customers at work. I am sorry for taking what you said wrong that is my bad
11846407 sorry my humor isn't for all i guess but it's who I am so I can't really change it. sorry. 11846592 love it that is hilarious
11846708 sorry not up to date on the youths terms is that good or bad?
11847589 I would recommend actually reading it all before just making a judgement after the first sentance. I made it clear as aI could it was a joke so sorry if you didn't get it. as I noted on a few others comments this may have been better as a visual joke rather then written that is my bad but I won't apologize for making a joke that folks don't finish reading.
LOL I feel so bad for poor sweetie I mean I don't like her to be sad/upset since the CMC are best pony for me (5 for 1 deal on best pony) BUT her succeeding is even worst. not sure where this is going but I am starting to wonder if Rarity knew her intentions and went away to allow her this chance to subdue anon and if so she REALLY needs to see Dr Wolf and work thru her issues.
11852794 TLDR: I'm agreeing that trolling is dumb and in 98% of cases, people claiming to be " just trolling" are actually just rapidly backpedaling on legitimately uninformed shit takes.
11853258 ahhh ok makes sense. I'm just use to trolls being those asses that raid the chat and leave you to kick ban. that's what I'm use to dealing with. but yeah guess that's what I am dealing with with folks not getting what i said trying to explain it and just adding to the negative votes. and again sorry so much of the talk has been over my misunderstood comment wish most would focus on your story it's very funny
She tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter. Silly Sweetie, that's not how you play house! You have the mommy and daddy spending alone time together, not whatever that was! Get on his level!
better and better
11845379
Wow. Um. Okay, that happened. I'll say that I'm grateful that you responded to nearly every comment and explained yourself. Still the number of downvotes was epic so yeah, go you.
Okay... the dad jokes are acceptable. I'm going to spend the next day or two snorting randomly remembering this chapter.
11845382
No kidding. Most successful troll I've seen on this site. 138 as of this post, hook, line, and sinker.
11845379
Okay, having actually seen the joke you were going for, i upvoted. You managed to fool pretty much EVERYONE, and for that I give you props. Wording could def be better, but once you look past it it’s really pretty clever 😂
I will forever be 12 and a good fart joke always gets me
This story is amazing. The setups are crafted perfectly and the payoffs always hit the mark.
Either he really is that dense and when she ‘gets it’ anon would have been on board the whole time. Or he knows what she’s trying but learns she’s old enough too late.
11843652
Bro's going fishing 💀
11845379
To be fair, your comment was pretty broken English and therefor rather hard to understand.
lmao what a chapter
11845379
As 11845550 said, the first half of your comment, in both words and grammar, matched exactly a braindead horny foalcon comment. I can't really blame anyone for not risking losing braincells by reading the second half of what was very likely to be more being luridly horny over Sweetie Belle.
At that moment Sweetie Bell felt true terror
I give the chapter three stars ⭐⭐⭐
An entertaining chapter
This is one of the stranger stories that I've ever seen on the Featured page. I have a morbid sense of curiosity, so I'm tracking this.
11843652
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Bro WHAT...
11843652
Put me in the screencap
11845382
lol yeah and looks like I earned another 20 since last night. oh well here's to 510 more so I can be called the antichrist or even saten himself heh. I wonder if ozzy would be pissed if I took his title as the lord of darkness.
11845408
ok please explain the troll and do be very detailed and simple minded as if you are explaining to a 5 year old because I am lost on how you reached this conclusion
11845420
yeah sadly I suck at english which is REALLY bad as it's my primary language. thank you school system for passing me with f's all thru my school years heh
11845440
yeah... sorry bro I kinda lost it when I saw yours calling me a troll and I acted like a total asshole. I hope I didn't sour your day with my pissyness but of all the comments I got that one really hurt me and I lashed out like a total ass. I am very sorry.
11845511
uhh so sorry but kinda lost on what you mean. I am assuming either trying to get laughs from a dirty joke or the other you think I was trying to troll. my apologize but just not sure which you are referring to.
11845550
no no totally understand I have no idea when I wrote that but given how it went I am sure it was early in the morning thus near the end of my day before bed when I would of been very berry punchy (wasted lol). so it's cool I understand. my english is horrid as it is add in being buzzed and yeah looking at the down votes it's a shit show waiting to happen
11845661
that's totally fair tho it be nice if folks got ALL the info before making decisions. the current political climate in america shows how bad it is when folks don't get all the info before reacting
11846183
it is (as many have claimed poorly worded) joke on a feline and rooster being played with between each other. it's absolutely clear that it is a more visual joke now then worded
11846232
huh? no idea what you are asking. where would one put a screen cap?
11846356
You lured people into outrage over nothing.
11846358
I made a joke about felines and roosters dirty in its way of wording and as I responded to EncoreP's comment it seems it was a better visual joke rather then commented that is indeed my bad but I never once had ill intentions and i can not change others minds on how they see it. I am a 45 year old man not a super being I make jokes I find funny and I hope others do to I can not change anyone's thinking when they don't. but I will be damned if I am called a troll few things piss me off more then anything but being labeled a troll is one of them. I have read many authors stories here and always added my insight and made the occasional joke I have NEVER attempted to be a destructive asshole trying to hurt ANYONE for laughs. so please forgive me for being very pissy but I will not tolerate being referred to as a troll. if you personally want to see me as 1 that is totally fine but keep that to yourself as expressing that will make me even more upset to where I will lash out. I am sorry if what I said missed the point but I can't fix that just know I am not and was not trying to troll. I am too old to play such childish games
11846356
Not sure how you passed school with Fs, but props for the finesse I guess? 🤷🏽♂️
My grades were never great either so I won’t hate. But next time you write a comment, you should prolly think about it before you post it. Because now, this comment section is dominated by the uproar you caused instead of feedback on the actual story. If I was the writer and this happened, I wouldn’t be happy.
11846368
I don't know why, but something about this paragraph tickled me.
Fuck 'trolling'. If I end up saying something utterly deranged and disgusting, it's either a joke that failed to land correctly, or me actually being a filthy degenerate, not merely "pretending" to be one for lulz. Like, "HAHA! I was merely PRETENDING to be an ignorant dumbass by saying all those stupid things! Don't you feel stupid now for calling me one merely because of my words and actions!" Forget that. If I ever end up sharing an absolute shit take, it will be as a result of own HONEST dumbassery.
Basically this
11846381
It's been a while since I've been in the school system myself (36), but there's a pretty intense pressure to push students along through the system regardless of performance. There's some nebulous threat of theoretically being held back and having to repeat a grade, but I've never actually heard an example of that happening in reality. It's a mostly empty threat.
And yeah, it'd be nice if more comments were about the story, but these kinds of tangents happen and aren't particularly uncommon and a comment is a comment. There's still a trace bit of dopamine hit from seeing that notification appear.
11846368
What the hell are you on about? I was complementing your joke. Do you not understand what trolling is? It seems you don't if you get that pissed off. It comes from a term used in fly-fishing for how they lure fish in.
11846368
I don't know whether to pass it off or resist the urge to chuck a whole computer set 😐
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Edit: I had to read the other response for shirotora. Dammit I'm an idiot. But still bro, wtf that wasn't funny.
11843652
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11843652
159 downvotes on a comment. Absolutely based.
11847585
Did you miss it being extremely offputting with little to no indicators it was in fact a joke? If that was an attempt at comedy then I don't think they're quite suited for it, let alone a comedy routine.
11844637
In my experience online, it's the people arguing against things like lolicon that usually turn out to be pedophiles.
That you do such makes me wary of you.
11851319
Ain't it the truth.
Addicted twitterite: *Goes on long spiel about the evils of adult women under 5'6" and how they're pedobait and indistinguishable from real-life children and how only predators would ever be attracted to them*
Normal people: Your likes are public.
Addicted twitterite: *Privates/deletes entire account at warp speed in response to being called out for their hypocrisy*
11846381
Nah no finesse just teachers who never gave a damn. when I was in school they got their funding based on how many kids made it thru so holding back a student meant less funding and no school want's that so i was passed off as "their problem" for the next teacher. I agree with ya I wish folks wouldn't just post he BS here and rather just directly to me in what ever private system this site uses. the more I see it makes me question their legitimate concern for the kids and just wanting to seem like they care. based on the down votes the FBI should of been investigating me by now if their fears where true and not just an act of caring.
11846391
my apologize but I didn't understand what you where trying to say there. if you could be more clear that be great. if not it's ok no harm no foul
11846400
my apologize I don't sorry. I am not very social I don't interact with people beyond what my job is. hell i live with my family and I socialize with them less then my customers at work. I am sorry for taking what you said wrong that is my bad
11846407
sorry my humor isn't for all i guess but it's who I am so I can't really change it. sorry.
11846592
love it that is hilarious
11846708
sorry not up to date on the youths terms is that good or bad?
11847589
I would recommend actually reading it all before just making a judgement after the first sentance. I made it clear as aI could it was a joke so sorry if you didn't get it. as I noted on a few others comments this may have been better as a visual joke rather then written that is my bad but I won't apologize for making a joke that folks don't finish reading.
11849976
thank you ^^
LOL I feel so bad for poor sweetie I mean I don't like her to be sad/upset since the CMC are best pony for me (5 for 1 deal on best pony) BUT her succeeding is even worst. not sure where this is going but I am starting to wonder if Rarity knew her intentions and went away to allow her this chance to subdue anon and if so she REALLY needs to see Dr Wolf and work thru her issues.
11852794
TLDR: I'm agreeing that trolling is dumb and in 98% of cases, people claiming to be " just trolling" are actually just rapidly backpedaling on legitimately uninformed shit takes.
11852794
Fair enough.
11853258
ahhh ok makes sense. I'm just use to trolls being those asses that raid the chat and leave you to kick ban. that's what I'm use to dealing with. but yeah guess that's what I am dealing with with folks not getting what i said trying to explain it and just adding to the negative votes. and again sorry so much of the talk has been over my misunderstood comment wish most would focus on your story it's very funny
She tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter.
Silly Sweetie, that's not how you play house! You have the mommy and daddy spending alone time together, not whatever that was! Get on his level!
11883392
Maybe they should have gone to the park and he could have regaled her about President Lincoln.
Not sure my attempt at this joke works as well as I imagine. Probably the homophone making me second guess this.
11886456
Took a second but we got you. ✌