The Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!)

by TheMajorTechie

INTERMISSION: Sanity Check

"Psh. You thought I was serious? Stupid little mortal. In reading this very story you have already surrendered your sanity..."

Butter Knife...

"I am the shadows that lurk along your wall in the dead of night, I am the dark cellar that creaks open before your eyes, I am--"

Batman. Yeah, yeah. We get it, Greasy Blades.

"WOULD YOU STOP INTERRUPTING MY MONOLOGUE?!"

No.

"WELL GET OUT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!"

Yeah, I totally don't understand you. It's not like I was the one that made you, y'know. Anyways, Ego Boost wants to play. Anon's out with LawnPo doing some random crap.

"Oh God, not that mare again."

What, you callin' me a god? Nah, I'm just some guy with boredom issues.

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[Paper Mache Man]

I surrendered my sanity long before this.

Is all good.