The Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!)

by TheMajorTechie

Enter: Ego Boost!

Hey, Greasy! I made a new friend for you!

Butter Knife rolled her eyes with a growl and stared towards the sky. "What is it, oh-great-author-of-this-story?"

BEHOLD!

A flaming streak of light crashed through the air, and straight onto Butter Knife.

"Hi! I'm Ego Boost! Oh, your colors really bring out your eyes, you know that?"

"WHYYYYYY?!" Butter Knife screamed, shaking a hoof dramatically, "WHY DO YOU PLACE SUCH A PLAGUE UNTO ME?!"

Because honestly, Lil' Shankster, I think you need a mood boost. So I made a character whose sole purpose of existing is to praise you 24/7!

"What."

"Ah, yessssh..." Ego Boost moaned, "That wonderful voice of yours is music to my ears..."

"S-stop it! Hey! Get rid of this strange mare this instant!"

Ha. So you think that I'm just gonna listen to a rebellious badly-made OC that I literally made as a joke?

"No." Butter Knife deadpanned.

Exactly.

"Butter Knife, is it? What a wonderful name. It rolls off my tongue like day-old, half-chewed tootsie rolls, yet at the same time pierces my very heart at the melody of its syllables meshing together like clockwork."

"What."

"Huzzah, another beautiful utterance of my beloved Butter Knife!"

Well, Butter Knife, I'm gonna go off for now. Have fun with your new friend!

"B-but... no..."

Author's Note:

Comments

[Starlight Nova]

How did you make that cover art?

[TheMajorTechie]

8804781
Pony-Creator.

[Glen Gorewood]

I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.
Let’s try both at the same time.

This is quite funny.

Glen Gorewood