Various bits of absurdity featuring Equestria's favorite green homo. (Also serves as a quarantine for most of my bad ideas.)
...Why did I read this..?
9321433I'm still trying to figure that out myself.
I'm not sure if I ever want to see the phrase "semen demon" again or not, and that disturbs me.
9822209I’m equal parts disappointed in myself for writing it and you for reading it
9822272I don't know, personally, I thought it was the best line of the chapter
Day court had been reduced to a single hour because Celestia wanted to spend more time stuffing as many human poles into her pony holes as possible.
This sentence is art.
...Why did I read this..?
9321433
I'm still trying to figure that out myself.
I'm not sure if I ever want to see the phrase "semen demon" again or not, and that disturbs me.
9822209
I’m equal parts disappointed in myself for writing it and you for reading it
9822272
I don't know, personally, I thought it was the best line of the chapter
This sentence is art.