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2Merr


silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Comments ( 83 )

This was actually pretty good

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You'd think calling on Slannesh is why Equestria keeps getting plagued with horsefuckers. I mean, if there's ANYONE who would enjoy the results of that, it's Slannesh.

And then granny Smith showed up

God damnit that ending

What the fuck did I just read? Maybe I should read some more...

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For your mental health, don't

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So help me, this was hilarious.

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The sooner he could fuck her, the sooner he could fuck off.

This is the stuff dreams are made of.

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but if his dick could turn his ex-girlfriend gay, then the opposite would surely be true for ponies.

A+ thinking, gold star, you are a win.

Headcanon accepted

I have to agree with Present, this was great.

Journalism is serious business

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Oh ho ho, you got me with that ending XD

Alex_ #16 · Nov 9th, 2018 · · · Poke ·

Oh my God, Merr. That was... just... wow.

Call the police, they can't unboop you.

Ok I read it can you take the cuffs off now?

nani

Where can I obtain this power??!!

2Merr #22 · Nov 10th, 2018 · · · idk ·

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You must first acquire ten autism

Should I be disturbed or aroused by the cover?

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What is the best way to do that.

Kawa #25 · Nov 10th, 2018 · · · Poke ·

And then Pinkie exploded in a shower of confetti.

Twice, because Pinkie.

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I'mma go with disroused.

I would've enjoyed this punchline more if I wasn't European. But I just looked it up and yeah, smirking now.

Straight as a boomerang... I like it and eagerly await a chance to use it in casual conversation.

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Vaccines. All of them.


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Yes.

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European

I’m so sorry. I know there’s no cure yet, but stay strong.

Was this written to make us feel inadequate? :fluttershbad: Alas, how peculiarly human, to lust after the unobtainable.

Coming from a functional adult, believe me when I say it actually does feel like a superpower sometimes.

as a functioning member of society

You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning members of society
https://youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48

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I almost forgot about this gem.

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Here's hoping that you didn't got about Rapping for Jesus

https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE

I hate those.

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Never seen the point of all those freaking "displaced" fics...
This was a joy, lol.

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I've scheduled the doctor's appointment. What next?

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Go to Florida and find a small Puerto Rican boy named Benny. Give him the vaccines, he’ll give you the autism.

Stopping at the door, she glanced longingly at the glass case sitting on the front desk. Inside of it rested the Alicorn Amulet—an artifact that could easily give Twilight enough power to kill every Anon in Equestria. She might even be able to get away with it.

Nah. The multiverse is just too big, they would keep coming

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I'm still trying to figure that out myself.

He didn't expect to be able to even take half, much less the full four inches.

I woke up my dad laughing, you sonovabitch.

This is fucking golden! I love it. :rainbowlaugh:

*snaps in support*

You can tell this was written by a dirty cis white male. I love it.

Well, it's a toss-up between Anonymous and Edgyboi. That immortality is attractive, but not suffering consequences for negative actions means I'll stop being arrested for picking up someone's fork to look at the detailing on it.

Anonymous is not unintelligent, he just chooses to not use his intelligence. His actual downsides are a complete absence of social skills, an abrasive personality, and an addiction to memes.

Let's also not forget "existing character"

+Has whatever skills and benefits the character has
-has their downsides
-you probably will write them out of character and be mocked for it by your audience

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I didn't see it coming because OLD MEMES but I laughed good 'n plenty.

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oh god, that's so bad XD

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