Various bits of absurdity featuring Equestria's favorite green homo. (Also serves as a quarantine for most of my bad ideas.)
God damnit that ending
What the fuck did I just read? Maybe I should read some more...
8467017For your mental health, don't
Oh ho ho, you got me with that ending XD
I would've enjoyed this punchline more if I wasn't European. But I just looked it up and yeah, smirking now.
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European
I’m so sorry. I know there’s no cure yet, but stay strong.
He didn't expect to be able to even take half, much less the full four inches.
I woke up my dad laughing, you sonovabitch.
9283211I have no clue what being European has to do with not having a cure
God damnit that ending
What the fuck did I just read? Maybe I should read some more...
8467017
For your mental health, don't
Oh ho ho, you got me with that ending XD
I would've enjoyed this punchline more if I wasn't European. But I just looked it up and yeah, smirking now.
9283186
I’m so sorry. I know there’s no cure yet, but stay strong.
I woke up my dad laughing, you sonovabitch.
9283211
I have no clue what being European has to do with not having a cure