Various bits of absurdity featuring Equestria's favorite green homo. (Also serves as a quarantine for most of my bad ideas.)
Oh my God, Merr. That was... just... wow.
Call the police, they can't unboop you.
Ok I read it can you take the cuffs off now?
9281569No
nani
And then Pinkie exploded in a shower of confetti.
Twice, because Pinkie.
NANI?
oh god, that's so bad XD
*ear-piercing screeching noises*
Instant favorite just for this single chapter. My god it's brilliant.
Oh my God, Merr. That was... just... wow.
Call the police, they can't unboop you.
Ok I read it can you take the cuffs off now?
9281569
No
nani
And then Pinkie exploded in a shower of confetti.
Twice, because Pinkie.
NANI?
oh god, that's so bad XD
*ear-piercing screeching noises*
Instant favorite just for this single chapter. My god it's brilliant.