Space Horse

by TheMajorTechie

Log 4120: The incredibly boring life of doing absolutely nothing because you're stranded in a hunk of metal that's rocketing through space at high speed

As you can probably tell from what this log's titled, I'm bored. Most of the big problems that were around when Delmar and I first got here were pretty much solved or destroyed entirely using various little *ahem.* gadgets that we made.

And yes, I've gotten to the point of which I am now using puns for entertainment. Yay me.

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Aaaand Delmar's watching Spaceballs again. Even though that thing's old as heck. Meh.

I mean, sure, I could probably get away with incinerating a bit of the junk we've been collecting for the past week or so, but I doubt that Delmar would agree with using a high-powered laser to light things on fire in the same room we've been living in.

Y'know what I mean? Yeah. Okay.

...Geez, I'm talking to myself, aren't I?

Comments

[StarzGecko]

Getting bored... When is a Alien coming?

[TheMajorTechie]

8140960 Nobody knows...

[Da Fennec]

Very bored pony and at the moment this story is boring too

[TheMajorTechie]

8141008 Yeah, I kinda realized a bit too late that I've essentially exhausted my ideas. Gadget will be returning to Earth shortly.

[harts fire]

[Boulder]

8141008
8141031
Like I said, you need aliens! Swipe another old space telescope and zoom in on earth to umm research some other countries. Get sick of waiting, build your own shuttle, or at least a reentry module to splashdown Apollo style in the ocean close to land. Going to need some heat shield material from somewhere for that though. Has she not noticed that unreturned Soyuz supply ship still airlocked?