Th-thanks Madmaxkun.

...I'll write you a chapter or two for this soon...

OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
I WANT MOAR.

NO

This is now the story's anthem:

Deal with it.

7573699

Yes

This can only end brilliantly

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>This Story

OH BABY

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No.

Imgur links don't work here lol.

>when you realize you just killed your own surrogate son

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

:D

Did Twilight just give Spike the same curse as Kenny from SP?

Hmm

It's pretty good.

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So, you made Spike into this kid.
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You have my attention.

Whipping about, Twilight’s horn lights up. There is a flash of white light.

Spike’s head explodes.

That was unexpected.

Author's Note:
Drunk writing is best writing.

When is it not? Also, I don't doubt that you write drunk half the time.

Condragonlations, you've written a piece of shit as a favor to an asshole (one with a severely dated gimmick, at that). I suppose if that's what you want part of your life to smell like, no one can stop you.

7573699 Fuck off, you pathetic little bitch.

7574393 I don't know what your personal beef is here, but there's only one person coming off as an asshole right now.

7574393
...You don't happen to have an alt account, do you sweetheart?

7574393

If anyone is to be a asshole then that asshole is me you two toned son of a whore that kneels before Cheetojesus.

Lap at my nacho cheese and get its salty flavor in your eyes and nose as I fuck the dead corpse of your father that you've never seen before.

I AM ALMIGHTY! Fear me, for I have un paralleled power to spam and berate you until you finally leave or become so edgy that young animals would die by hearing your grating shrill voice!

You are nothing but the worm that feeds off of my defecation and asks for more.

7574501

Good story Pencil send my regards to Max.

I find this amusing. Keep it up.

Twilight dearest, I need my Spikey Wikey whole. I can't have him wondering the shop like that...what will visitors think?

Oh lord don't tell me there's going to be literally 1000 chapters...

7576472
Maybe not, but considering that at most there could be like 3 deaths at max then yeah there's probably gonna be 1,000 chapters