The Bearers knew the Human stood no chance against their speedy friend, considering they had seen her ram through Human fighter jets without so much as a scratch.
Hmmmm, those jets must be made out of paper. Thank you for killing the arrogant bitch. Much appreciated. You know what to do Jason. Do it for Mommy and Humanity.
First half of the chapter captures none of the feel of the slasher genre. It was like a DBZ scene got slipped into the middle of the story. Jason shooting magic missiles everywhere was just so un-Jason.
When Rainbow thought she killed him, and he just gets back up, and starts walking toward her, when she's not looking, that's what the character is all about.
While impressive, I never thought it was Jason fighting. He's not about Action movie fighting he's supposed to be an inexorable opponent. You can't fight him, you can't hide from him and if you run you'll only die tired. All the while he slowly comes closer despite your best efforts, instilling true fear in you.
The gem, the Cutie Mark of Twilight Sparkle, the once unfathomably beautiful light that shone hope in any corner, was not grey, dull, and broken into shards, forgetting that it had ever held any kind of shape.
I believe that's supposed to be 'now'? And it's odd. I'm not fond of horror movies, and especially not slasher flicks. This, though? Stamp of approval.
6047976 To be fair, the magic missile bit was not Jason's attack ability but rather the results of him resisting the Elements of Harmony. Of course, the homing part was probably a side effect of the magic being fueled by human grudges.
6047882 well to be honest there fighter jets then to be quite light in order to be fast which makes em kind of fragile agaisnt something flying at mach speed ramming em, now the fact she made it unscratched is what i find hard to believe
6048114 yeah I agree, but the fear of the main six (now five?) has to start somewhere think of this initial kill as the start of the chase and the more "in character" kills for Jason.
...Damn.
*Laughs like a maniac*
Tremble ponies, and fear
For Jason has come
And will kill you
Until the souls of the dead are put to rest
Kill them all!
Only Rainbow would be arrogant (and STUPID) enough to toy with Jason
Hey if it's the end of the rainbow, where's my gold?
Good.
Good...
It has begun.
Kill for humanity, Jason.
I love this story
She wasn't Falco.
so... who win?
This is the ultimate time for a Soundwave quote: "Jason superior. Rainbow Ass inferior."
Hmmmm, those jets must be made out of paper. Thank you for killing the arrogant bitch. Much appreciated. You know what to do Jason. Do it for Mommy and Humanity.
FATALITY
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Actually, I had taken the kill from Jason's Brutality, wherein he shoulder-rams someone's head clean off.
Jason WINS
BRUTALITY!!!
6047907 dose it matter That was awsome!
First half of the chapter captures none of the feel of the slasher genre. It was like a DBZ scene got slipped into the middle of the story. Jason shooting magic missiles everywhere was just so un-Jason.
When Rainbow thought she killed him, and he just gets back up, and starts walking toward her, when she's not looking, that's what the character is all about.
Points for the chapter title pun. ^^
Kill them all Jason, kill these arrogant fools! Well, except Twi. Send her broken and beaten back to Canterlot, but be sure to take her horn!
This AU really bugs me.
One down.
Many more left.
Let's see Applejack die next, or 'Marshmallow'(Rarity)
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6047685 Jason wins---------BRUTALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While impressive, I never thought it was Jason fighting. He's not about Action movie fighting he's supposed to be an inexorable opponent. You can't fight him, you can't hide from him and if you run you'll only die tired. All the while he slowly comes closer despite your best efforts, instilling true fear in you.
Jason doesn't just kill, he breaks.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls for it tools for thee.
And Jason has performed the oh so nice Blunt Trauma brutality with ease!
So... If they even could fix the elements, they're unusable, because skittles is ded
new chapter?
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6047976 Well, I'm not sure that harmony magic has ever been introduced in his universe at all, so it might have some never-seen-before effects.
A damned shame, there. It wasn't the machete. ;)
One minor typo I found.
I believe that's supposed to be 'now'? And it's odd. I'm not fond of horror movies, and especially not slasher flicks. This, though? Stamp of approval.
6048025 Can you tell me how to do the corrupted text?
Wait a minute...I just realized something...
If Jason has the Necronomicon...and the Ponies have taken most of the world...
JESUS FUCK THEY GOT ASH! KILL "EM JASON!
MMM! My nipples!
6049005 It's a program online here. Don't overuse it, it makes you look like a git.
6049005
Zalgo text generator. Here's link:
http://eeemo.net/
6047976 To be fair, the magic missile bit was not Jason's attack ability but rather the results of him resisting the Elements of Harmony. Of course, the homing part was probably a side effect of the magic being fueled by human grudges.
Oh man, I hope Jason gets a sleeping bag kill on one of them. Hoping it's Rarity that gets it. Fluttershy can get the ol' brain freeze..
...wanting to see some of my favorite characters die horribly is odd, but hey, they're TCB ponies, who are incredibly OOC. No harm done!
6047882 well to be honest there fighter jets then to be quite light in order to be fast which makes em kind of fragile agaisnt something flying at mach speed ramming em, now the fact she made it unscratched is what i find hard to believe
6047687 My Hero.
6049652
6049558
Thanks. Whenever i would see it before I'd be like: Dafuq they do that?
6048114 yeah I agree, but the fear of the main six (now five?) has to start somewhere think of this initial kill as the start of the chase and the more "in character" kills for Jason.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
I was expecting Rainbow to impale herself into the machete during the Sonic Rainboom.
Then Luna meets Freddy in a real Nightmare.
6050843
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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6051272
Um, e-excuse me, but...
FUCK YOU!
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I said it befor and i'll say it again, i don't know who to cheer on!
6052243
Here's a hint: Press X
Nice MKX reference at the end there.
Whelp, equestria is screwed and Rainbow got what she deserved.
...let this be a lesson kids, arrogance is bad and can lead to your doom if you let it 'go to your head' like Rainbow did here.
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broken link is broken. i get the jist though.
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Xeno Heretics will be punished
Is this Kane Hodder Jason or the one from freddy vs jason??
He did more than knock her the fuck out.