Orchid's biology is fascinating. She's clearly a synthetic organism; an epithelial shedding process that involves rotting muscle tissue isn't the sort of thing that's going to occur naturally. And then there's the world's only sexual awakening that comes with a minimum safe radius...
Eureka, meanwhile, is just delightful. After a few centuries, being badass has gotten old.
\dafuq did i just read?
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The life of a man raising a giant seamonster and dealing with a mare from a dead land.
So...Tuesday, maybe Monday.
Teenage fillies be all the awkward. Poor guy, his life is gonna suck so hard really soon.
And Eureka is so great. I hope she comes back.
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Australian.
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It's gonna be bad when your daughter can bitch slap your house apart because you said no to her boyfriend.
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Barnacles man...barnacles are like ship pimples, and I can't imagine anything worse than having one under somewhere you couldn't scratch.
...I fucking hate barnacles....
5880985 Barnacles are the fleas of the see.
All that time when Eureka was looking at the shed plates, I wanted for her to burn them.
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muesday morning.
Hopefully she won't cause to much trouble trying to hoof herself.
I wonder if they can make an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXtra large didldo...
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a fanfic.
5880959 YAY! He be from my country.
Orchid's biology is fascinating. She's clearly a synthetic organism; an epithelial shedding process that involves rotting muscle tissue isn't the sort of thing that's going to occur naturally. And then there's the world's only sexual awakening that comes with a minimum safe radius...
Eureka, meanwhile, is just delightful. After a few centuries, being badass has gotten old.
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I can hear the air raid sirens already.
"...The boy makes a white goo, and the girl eats it, then babies..."
God that line killed me!