The red pony bit his tongue and made an ugly face. "...I'll go get to work...." He slumped downward and walked off, leaving me standing with a date, a giant mare-child, and a giant dildo on my requisition sheet.
This is pretty damn good man. I don't think the sudden asking out of a Sea Pony was weird at all. If anything, I think it's nice could be a good thing for Orchid.
I dug the rake in and pulled hard. I lifted my foot and braced myself on her nose and threw my back into it. Another crack came from her main plate and with a bit of blood drifting into the air, the entire plate peeled off and landed against the grate. Orchid pulled her head back, trailing blue blood as she rubbed her muzzle. She smiled like an idiot and rubbed the top of her muzzle with her hoof. "Aaahahaha, yes."
This is weird.
Sex tag
WOW. HOLD THE FUCK UP! SEX TAG!? WHAT THE HELL!? I JUST CAME BACK FROM WORK. SINGLE WHEN THIS STORY BECAME SEX?! C 1 to 3. this is like father and daughter. but now... This is getting out of control.
It's weird a bit to see sea pony breathing in water. For me, if they'd existed, they were always like water mammals, swimming deep, but still in need to reach the surface for a breath.
5856286 That's the idea behind the ones in the east.
East are more like dolphins, west are more like sharks.
Why?
Because my headcanon says the west lands are 10 times more fucking hostile than the east, so things hat to adapt to the danger, and living underwater full time was one of those adaptations to avoid going up to the surface and getting frozen to a fishstick.
5856818 And the tree-trunk sized toy is going to be great to try and explain ("Yes, it's a diesel powered vibrator. No I'm not insane. Yes, those slots at the bottom are for the forklift. Yes, the diesel engine powers the forklift too, that's what these cables are for. Why am I wearing scuba gear? Why don't you just stand under it for a minute...")
I... [laughing intensifies.]
*DED*
God, yes. Thank you.
I love seaponies and I love adding robot legs to them.
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This would actually be my take on an Eastern Sea Pony.
Cain't wait to see more of this.
I kinda feel sorry for her, having barnacles under the plates on her nose
So does his suit resemble the rosey big daddy or the alpha big daddy?
5854527
Rosie
5854258
Seapony gonna get bedded...eventually. If only for a one night stand, but it will happen.
This is pretty damn good man. I don't think the sudden asking out of a Sea Pony was weird at all. If anything, I think it's nice could be a good thing for Orchid.
A... A giant what?
Sure... why not. This is still a good story though and Chris is Best Aussie.
5854228
same.
Hat, just...keep up the good eork.
dunno why I like this so much, eh, I usually like all your stories anyways...
This is weird.
WOW. HOLD THE FUCK UP!
SEX TAG!? WHAT THE HELL!?
I JUST CAME BACK FROM WORK.
SINGLE WHEN THIS STORY BECAME SEX?!
C 1 to 3. this is like father and daughter. but now...
This is getting out of control.
5854228 Well. That escalated rather quickly.
It's weird a bit to see sea pony breathing in water. For me, if they'd existed, they were always like water mammals, swimming deep, but still in need to reach the surface for a breath.
5855773
Not between Chris and Orchid...
Calm your shit.
That's not even logistically possible.
5856226 ...I regret nothing!
5856286
That's the idea behind the ones in the east.
East are more like dolphins, west are more like sharks.
Why?
Because my headcanon says the west lands are 10 times more fucking hostile than the east, so things hat to adapt to the danger, and living underwater full time was one of those adaptations to avoid going up to the surface and getting frozen to a fishstick.
So, we have a love interest. And Orchid's having skin problems; yeah, that's puberty for you. Though most kids don't accrue barnacles. Most.
I do love how nuts Chris's coworkers seem to find him. Really, you kind of need to be crazy to do his job.
Also, RIP rake.
5856729 AHHHHHHHHHH
5857094
...I did mention the seapony, a lot.... Mici? Remember?
5856818 And the tree-trunk sized toy is going to be great to try and explain ("Yes, it's a diesel powered vibrator. No I'm not insane. Yes, those slots at the bottom are for the forklift. Yes, the diesel engine powers the forklift too, that's what these cables are for. Why am I wearing scuba gear? Why don't you just stand under it for a minute...")
5857551 I just... That killed me. I'm dead, I laughed myself to death, and i'm still laughing.
[laughing intensifies]
*Ded... again*
5857842 My work here is done.
5858686 ... i'm haunting you.
A giant vibrator... *cricket sounds*
okayyy... *coughs* internet, you never cease to entertain