so if a human and a pony make a satyr, a human and a merpony would make a mermaid

Huh, interesting.

The pony in the hat smiled. "Oh, by the way, there's a button on your suit that'll call Orchid! It kinda sounds like her groan, so she should hear it far a pretty far ways away."

*cough*...I used a big daddy groan in my head for that.

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5853394 I see your having fun with that GIF.

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it's a gif I will usually use on 4chan...for when anons are being "seriously" worthy.

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Wait... the merpony's complaint about land is the cold, but the bottom of the ocean ranged from 0-3 Celsius, AND there are more particles around to conduct that heat.

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LET THAT TELL YOU WHY I KEEP SAYING THE WESTERN LANDS ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE.

5853541 Holy shit.

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well then...

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No, I don't know what'll happen. I'll probably decide later. But damned if man will not attempt to fuck something he wants to fuck, despite the pressure differences.

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he will fuck where no man has fucked before...

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"Get wet"

"Whales...he's picking on the whales."

Don't you mean [she's]?

The rush of water past me rattled my shut

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The he is in reference to the monster Orchid ripped in half. She just called it a he because it's her generic "that living thing"

And typo...