The Alicorn Academy

by kudzuhaiku

Unicorn Unity!

Unicorn unity!

Do manipulative and mouthy mud ponies cause you melancholy?

Do political preachy Princesses purloin your right to rule?

Pegasi platoons practically plugging your pronouncements?

Place these ponies in their place!

Become one with the Collective. One horn, one rule!

Return to power.

Restore the balance.

Take a stand for harmony today!

Return to the rightful order and restore our position in society.

Return rule to those who created democracy!

The Collective needs YOU!

If you would like to restore sanity in the world, don’t contact us, we will contact you!

Gather in numbers, demand your rights, put the others in their place, and if we see you are worthy, you will be chosen!

We are all knowing! All seeing! And all powerful. But only if we join together!

Join today to end Equestria and restore rightful Unicornia!

They cannot hold us back forever!

Become ONE with the COLLECTIVE!

Comments

[Novalis14]

This is a really good idea. The different races are so different they are bound to get like this and the unicorns would be more likely to pull it off. Bottom point... GREAT IDEA!

[Equestrian Clock]

Wut? I am confused.

[Okami1197]

Blueblood had something to do with this I know it

[MaruTheWonderbolt]

Oh! That's it! Your going down! Suit-up everypony! Are you with me Yellow?!?
All right ladies! Wings up and take no prisoners!
Uh oh, this is gonna be Manehatten all over again, isn't it.

[Fresnor]

Has this group started grafting technology to themselves yet? Almost expect them to start spouting 'Resistance is Futile'

[Kage no Brony]

Hm. You raise an interesting point, Collective.

And here's my counterpoint.

[Kage no Brony]

Hm. You raise an interesting point, Collective.

And here's my counterpoint.

[BronyZeta]

As a pegasus, i find this very humourous. After all, who organizes in platoons anymore? That's ancient tactics!

[Dragon of Shadows]

fuck
and here is my counter offer