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// Unicorn Unity! 
// Story: The Alicorn Academy 
// by kudzuhaiku 
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Unicorn unity!

Do manipulative and mouthy mud ponies cause you melancholy? 

Do political preachy Princesses purloin your right to rule? 

Pegasi platoons practically plugging your pronouncements?  

Place these ponies in their place! 

Become one with the Collective. One horn, one rule! 

Return to power. 

Restore the balance. 

Take a stand for harmony today! 

Return to the rightful order and restore our position in society. 

Return rule to those who created democracy! 

The Collective needs YOU! 

If you would like to restore sanity in the world, don’t contact us, we will contact you! 

Gather in numbers, demand your rights, put the others in their place, and if we see you are worthy, you will be chosen! 

We are all knowing! All seeing! And all powerful. But only if we join together! 

Join today to end Equestria and restore rightful Unicornia! 

They cannot hold us back forever! 

Become ONE with the COLLECTIVE!