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Chapter 8

"When we last saw our heros, they had had an epic battle with a cat in space. They had also found out the answer to life. Our heros are getting closser to their training spot, but will something come before then? Red also may have repressed feelings of love for Twilight Sparkle. Will it all work out? Find out in this weeks episode of 'Twilight the Patrat, Red, and Lucario answer all your questions.' Stay tuned to find out!"

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

"RED!" screamed Twilight, "What's wrong?"

"What?" he asked, noticing it was just a dream, "Oh, nothing. Just a bad dream."

"If you say so," said Twilight, "We are in another place now, it looks like a big city."

"What do we do now?" asked Lucario.

"We go investigate to see where we are." said Red.

"Ok," said Twilight, "Let's go."

"Hey," said Malak Nuthar, "How yinz doing today?"

"What?" asked Twilight the Mew, "What language are you speaking?"

"How about yinz guys come down to the crick with me to drink some pop?" asked Malak Nuthar.

"We still don't know what language you are speaking." said Red.

"What?" asked Malak Nuthar, "Yinz don't know how to speak Pittsburghese?"

"I have no idea what you are saying." said Lucario.

"Do you want me to show you around da 'Burgh?" asked Malak Nuthar.

"I think he is trying to show us around town." said Lucario.

"Hey Red guy," said Malak Nuthar, "Kennywoods Open."

"What are you saying?" asked Red, "I don't speak spanish."

"S'not Spanish," said Malak Nuthar, "It's Pittsburghese."

"No hablan en espanol," dicho Rojo, "en inglais por pavor."

"Let's start now and we can be done by Safternoon" said Malak Nuthar.

"We have no idea what you are saying," said Twilight the Weedle, "but I think you are asking to show us around, so we will come with you."

"Yainga bleevis," said Malak Nuthar, "But let's go, the crick is flooding."

"No idea what you are saying," said Red, "But let's go, I think that creek is flooding."

"Jeet jet?" asked Malak Nuthar.

"What did you say?" asked Lucario.

"I have no Idea what he said," said Red, "But I am really hungry."

"Don't cut no ice that you still can't understand me." said Malak Nuthar.

"What?" asked Lucario.

"Chawt Back'air." said Malak Nuthar, "It's slippy."

"What?" asked Red as he slipped off the edge of the point of the three rivers into the River.

*EXAMPLE OF RED FALLING*

""HELP ME!" screamed Red, "I CAN'T SWIM! I FORGET HOW TO BREATH IN WATER!"

"I'll get him." said Twilight the Roseraid in an annoyed tone.

She then levitated Red out of the River.

"Thank you," said Red, "I forgot how to breath in water."

"No problem." said Twilight.

"Yinz all right over there?" asked Malak Nuthar.

"WE STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!" they all screamed at once.

"I would take you Dahnareena," said Malak Nuthar, "But they tore it down. :("

"Still no idea what you are saying." said Twilight.

"They tore down the Igloo," said Malak Nuthar, "That's what I said."

"There are igloos here?" asked Lucario, "The climate doesn't seem cold enough this time of the year."

"None of yinz understand me?" asked Malak Nuthar?

"We can't understand you." said Red.

"Then I'll leave Yinz to go sightseein'." Malak Nuthar said, "See yinz guys later."

"I heard guys?" said Twilight, "But I'm female."

See yinz later." said Malak Nuthar.

Then Malak Nuthar went away.

"What language was he speaking?" asked Lucario.

"I have no idea," said Twilight, "And I don't want to know."

"Ok then," said Red, "Let's go."

"They walked through a door that said exit above it, but it just took them into an alley.

"Wrong door." said Lucario.

"I CAN SEE THAT!" screamed Red.

They were about to walk through another door that said exit, when they heard a sound.

*SWOOSH SWOOSH SWOOSH*

"I wonder what that is?" asked Twilight.

Author's Note:

I am allowed to make fun of the way people speak in Pittsburgh, because that is where I am. And don't worry, I only say 3 dumb words. Pop, gumband, and crick. See you next time.

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