> Twilight is Catched in a Pokeball. > by dtlux1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Chapter 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day Twilight was running to froggy bottom bog when she discovered that it wasn't a duzy. "PINKIE!" she say, "IF THAT NO DOOZY, THEN WHAT IS!" Sudenly Twilight sparkle caught on fire and it made her look like a Magikarp. "HEY!" said PKMN Trainer Red, "YOU ARE A NEW POKEMON NAMED BUTTFACE! I MUST CATCH YOU IN THIS SAFARI BALL!" "Wait" said Twilight, "You can not HAX! This is not the Safari Zone." "You are right," said red who I forgot can't talk so he talks now, "I'll use this!" Red got out a Master Ball and threw it at Twilight's face. It shook once, twice, then three times, then a fourth, fith, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, 10th, and eleven time. The ball then clicked. "YAH!" said Red, "I got the new Pokemon named Bidoof!" "HEY!" said Pinky, "That is our friend!" "So?" Red asked. "I can't let you go away without giving Twilight a 'YAY! you are gone forever, I hope you are in many fights and have to go to the Pokemon Center many times' party!" "Ok," said Red, "I will let this Magnamite be in the party too, she is your friend." He then released the Bedrill named Twilight. "You have to go to your friends party now," said Trainer Red, "But after the party, I expect you to be a good Absol and come with me, ok Twilight?" Twilight thought for a moment like the good little Butterfree she was. She then came to a decision. "I will come with you." she said. "Great!" screamed Pokemon Trainer Red. "It's settled then!" screamed Pinkie Pie, "Time to have that party!" "Now what?" asked Pokemon Trainer Red. "WELCOME TO THE PARTY!" they all screamed at Pokemon Trainer Red and Twilight the Diglett. "How did we get here?" asked PKMN Trainer Red. "We got here because of Pinky Pie," she said replied Twilight. "OK! Everyone! We are here to give a Pokemon a going away party!" screamed Pinkie. "Who is this Pokemon?" asked The grey mail pony that no one has ever noticed, never eats muffins, and nobody likes or knows the name of. "It is Twilight, the bird type Pokemon." replied some crazy white pony in purple glasses no one cares about. She was also standing next to some grey pony that had a music note on her butt, symbolizing that her talent was giving tattoos. She even gave every pony in Equestria a tattoo on their butt. "I like birds," replied Fluttershy, "They are comfy and easy to wear." "I too like birds," replied some brown pony that liked hour glasses so he got a tatoo of one on his butt, "I wanted that grey pony to give me a tattoo of a bird, but she gave me an hour glass. I hate hour glasses." This brown pony then went into a blue cardboard box and made some swishing noises. He says it was a Tardus, A Time and Random Ducks Under Sea. Pac-man thought this pony was crazy. "Well, we are here to honor twilight, the new Lucario, for going out on a journey," said Apple Jack, "She needs time to learn how to be a Graveler." "I ate a Pokeball once," said Rainbow Dash, "It tasted like cancer, and it gave me plastic. I am also liking Girls, not boys." "Now can I take my Pikachu and go?" asked red. "Twilight isn't the best Tentacool, so I have to train her to puke blood." "Won't that hurt?" asked Twilight. "Not at all," said Pokemon Trainer Red, "It is the best move Bunelbee can learn." "Ok," said Twilight, "Where can we train?" "On top of a mountain, where if I freeze to death, the title of Champion will have to be gotten from my ghost, and then I will disappear." said Pokemon Trainer Red, "Also, no one can hear you scream." "I like this idea of screaming," said Twilight, "It sounds comfy and easy to wear!" "It is settled!" Pokemon Trainer Red said to his new Lugia, named Twilight. "They then continued their journey to Mt. Rage Lake in Kalos to begin their training. Then a skeleton popped out. > Chapter 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last met our group of travelers, they had first met. They became good friends, and Pokemon Trainer Red had captured Twilight the Munna. Now they are off to Mt. Lake Rage in Kalos, but they are lost because Brock is traveling with Ash. Pokemon Trainer Red has made a note to himself to kill Ash for impostering him later. What will happen in this Episode of Pokemon?" "I think we are lost." said Pokemon Trainer Red. "No we aren't." said Twilight the Slowbro, Let's go ask that duck if he knows where we are." So they walked over to the green Duck to ask where they were. "Hello," said the duck, "My name is Bobanook." "Hi Bobanook," said Pokemon Trainer Red, "This is Twilight, she is my Plusle." "Hi Bobanook, my name is Twilight Sparkle, and I am traveling with Pokemon Trainer Red. He is now my Pokemon Trainer. Can you tell us where we are?" "Sure," said Bobanook, "You are in Toontown Central." "Oh, I see.' said Twilight, "Where can we buy a map?" "You can buy a map from me." said Bobanook, "But it will cost you 12,001 Jellybeans." "I don't have Jellybeans." said Pokemon Trainer Red. "Will you accept Rupees?" "No, but I can tell you how to get Jellybeans." "WHERE!" Both Twilight and Pokemon Trainer Red said at the same time. "Well, you have to earn them all today because it is September 18, 2013." said Bobanook. "Why?" Twilight then asked. "Because some place is going to shut us down for all the drug smuggled Jellybe, er, I mean because a company just wants money and they are shutting us down the day after today." "Is there any other time after today we can get these things?" asked Twilight the Shellgon. "You could wait until Toontown Rewritten is released on *CLASSIFIED BY THE FBI*" "We can't wait that long," said Twilight. Then play some games before that skeleton gets you." said Bobanook. "But then who was phone?" asked Sir Max. Twilight and Pokemon Trainer Red then went out to buy some Jellybeans because they were two lazy to try and earn them. They then walked into a store that said Rare Candy for sale. "Hello!" screamed Pokemon Trainer Red, "We want to buy some Jellybeans!" They looked at the counter, and no one was there, but then a skeleton popped out. "I have an offer for you!" said the skeleton. "What is it?" asked Twilight the Zororak. "I will give you 12,000 Jellybeans, "said the Skeleton, "But you have to give me 12.001 first." "You have a deal!" screamed Pokemon Trainer Red. "Come back to me when you have those Jellybeans." said the skeleton. Then they left the store to play minigames. "Now where are these minigames?" asked Pokemon Trainer Red. "I think they are over there." said Twilight the Hoppip. They then went in that direction. "WE!" screamed Pokemon Trainer Red, "Let's go to the Land of Makebelieve!' "Not right now," said Twilight, "This train ride is only to go to the games, not to Mister Rodger's Neighborhood." "But I want to go NOW!" screamed Pokemon Trainer Red. "We can go after we buy that map from that green duck Bobanook." replied Twilight replied. They then stopped making references to other things that aren't in this chapter by now, and they continued on until they got to their first game. "Oh, yay, this is the first game." said Twilight. "It looks dumb, all you do is roll dice, like in Mario." "HEY!" screamed unnamed black cat 1. "This game is great! I love it!" "I agree with that cat," said unnamed Applejack colour dog 1. "This game hardly ever comes up, feel lucky you get to play it." "Ok," said Pokemon Trainer Red, "Let's all roll our dice." "I got 1." said Twilight the Registeel. "I got 1." said Pokemon Trainer Red. "I got 1." said unnamed black cat 1. "I got 1." said unnamed Applejack color dog 1. "I love this game!" screamed unnamed black cat 1. "I don't want this game to ever end." *6 MONTHS LATER* "I got 1." said unnamed black cat 1. "I got 1." said unnamed Applejack color dog 1. "I got 1." said Pokemon Trainer Red. "I got 9001!" screamed Twilight the Binacle, "I WIN!" "Aww," said unnamed black cat 1, "I wanted this game to last for 5 years." "But didn't Toontown close 5 months and 29 days ago?" asked Pokemon Trainer Red. "Yes it did," replied Twilight the Fairy type Pokemon Celebi, "I will make us travel back in time. We have 4,000 Jellybeans now, now only 6,001 to go." "Then Let's go back," said Pokemon Trainer Red, "Back To The Past!" And then they went back to the past, not back to the future. When they went back they went to another game. "What game is this?" asked Twilight the Surskit. "This is the Ring game," said unnamed black cat 2. "What do we do?" asked Pokemon Trainer Red. "You have to swim underwater through the rings." said unnamed black cat 2 1/2. "How do we breath?" asked Red the Pokemon Trainer. "What is breed?" asked unnamed black cat 2 2/4. He was only 2 1/2 years old. "I can explain that!" screamed Twilight the Ditto, "It's lecturing time!" *2000 YEARS LATER* "And that is how to make a cow poop by losing the game." explained Twilight. "Wow," said unnamed black cat 2 2/4. "I feel like I am 2002 1/2 now, thank you so much." "I think Toontown closed 1,999 years, 364 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes ago." said Red the Pokemon Trainer. "I think you will have to use your time travel again." "That will be easy since I'm a Mew," said Twilight the Starly, "I will have to use transform to become a Celebi and send us back in time so we can swim through these rings." "Go right ahead Twilight." They then all went back in time. "Ok!" screamed Red the Pokemon Trainer, "Let us do this!" Red the Pokemon Trainer then jumped into the water, but remembered he couldn't swim. He almost drowned like Ben, but Twilight the water type Pokemon Torkoal jumped in and saved him. She gave him mouth to mouth. She was casually giving it to them until she heard some type of music and sudenly felt attracted to red. She felt like she did with Trixie that one time. She then noticed that Red the Pokemon Trainer had gotten up. "Don't worry, since I am the fire type Pokemon Whalelord, I can easily swim through those tiny rings!" she replied. After Twilight the Clang had swam through all the rings, she and Red the Pokemon Trainer had gotten 4001 Jellybeans. "One more game to go." said Twilight. "I know." said Red the Pokemon Trainer. They then set off to find one last game. "We are at the last game we have to do," said Twilight the Spheal, "How doe we play this?" "You launch yourself out of this slingshot," said unnamed tangelo dog 1 as he pointed at a sling shot, "And you try to hit those targets." He pointed at the targets down the archery range where someone was sure to get an arrow in the knee. "Are those cactuses?" asked Red the Pokemon Trainer. "The correct term is cacti." said Twilight the Glacion. "I am going to get these Jellybeans," said Red the Pokemon Trainer, "You got all the last 8001 Jellybeans." Red the Pokemon Trainer then put himself in the slingshot, and landed right on a cactus. "I need Nurse Joy two pull these needled from my butt!" screamed Red the Pokemon Trainer. "I'll do it!" screamed Twilight the Zangoose, a little eagerness was can be found in her voice. "Ok, but I have soft skin." Twilight then launched herself from the slingshot and landed right in the middle of the target. "We have a winner!" screamed some attendant that I made in this game, and don't care that you say there isn't one, "You've earned 4,000 Jellybeans!." "Why!" screamed Red the Pokemon Trainer, "I wanted to do that, now I am sad." "Cheer up," said Twilight the Jynx, "We can now buy those 12,000 Jellybeans for our $12,001 Jellybeans." "Ok," said Red the Pokemon Trainer, "Let's go see that Skeleton. "Hello!" screamed Red the Pokemon Trainer, "We are here to make our purchase!" They looked at the counter, and then a skeleton didn't pop out. "Where is he?" asked Twilight the Luvdisk. "I have no idea," said Red the Pokemon Trainer, "Let us wait for him." Just then a skeleton popped out. "Hello there, I am the skeleton, where are my Jellybeans?" "Here they are," Red the Pokemon Trainer said as he gave the skeleton the jar of Jellybeans, the ones that make you fart. "Thank you for these, I will give you 12,000 Jellybeans now." The skeleton then took 1 Jellybean out of the jar and gave it back to them. "Pleasure doing business with you," said the skeleton, "Now I can pay Jeff back for killing me, he hates Jellybeans, remember that for when you meet him, it could save your life." "Thank you," said Red the Pokemon Trainer, "We have to go see Bobanook now, bye." After that they went to see Bobanook. "Hey!" screamed Twilight the Pinsir, "We got the Jellybeans for you Bobanook!" "Yay, and I have the map right here." Bobanook said as he pulled it from his pocket, "Do you have the goods?" "Here you go, 12,000 Jellybeans." Red the Pokemon Trainer said as he handed the jar to Bobanook. "Did you say 12,000?" Bobanook asked. "Yes," said Twilight, "Is that a problem?" "YES!" Bobanook screamed, "I ASKED FOR 12,001! GET AWAY FROM ME! AND KEEP THESE TOO!" Bobanook then threw the Jar of Jellybeans back at Red the Pokemon Trainer. "But we just spent 2,000 years and 6 months playing 3 games." said Red the Pokemon Trainer. "I don't care!" screamed Bobanook as he ran away. "Looks like we have to go without a map." said Red the Pokemon Trainer. "Yes it does," Twilight the Feraligatr, then she started to laugh. "What's so funny?" asked Red the Pokemon Trainer. "I just thought of something, I could have used my magic for consle commands to spawn Jellybeans, we didn't have to do any of those games." Red the Pokemon Trainer also started to laugh, in a more angry way. Behind them, as they looked one last time, the entire town had started to melt, then there was nothing but a black emptyness where this server once was. They left through a door that had an exit sign on it and continued to Mt. Lake Rage in Kalos. > Chapter 3 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our heros Twilight the Scyther and Pokemon Trainer Red, they had just gotten the help from a Green duck named Bobanook. They had to play minigames in order to get Jellybeans to buy a map. They didn't get that map, and then the world around them turned into a black nothingness. They were now heading to a door that said exit on it. What will happen in this episode of Twilight the Clafairy and Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer go to Mt. Lake Rage in Kalos." "Where are we now?" asked Twilight the Beutifly. "I have no idea," aid Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer, "We didn't get a map." "Let us go aske that guy that can run fast and is dressed in blue." said Twilight. "Hello blue person?" asked red, "Where are we?" "SPY IS SPY!" replied the blue person. "What?" asked Twilight the dirt type pokemon as she Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer and the blue guy were stabbed in the back and they were now in a strange building called spawn. "How'd we get here?" asked Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer. "Hello, Fräuleins!" said a blue nurse joy type charecter form this place. "That didn't answer our question." said Twilight the Laparas. She looked around and saw some big person eating something. "What are you eating?" she asked. "Nom nom nom, om nom. Moist and delicious!" said the heavy guy. "Ok," said Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer, "So what is it?" "G'day!" said a guy with a gun, "Everything above your neck's gonna be a fine red mist." "That's nice to know, but where are we?" asked Twilight the Piplup. Then suddenly some old guy popped up and said, "Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After 9 years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait." "Is that where we are?" asked Twilight the Clamperl, "In Team Fortress 2?" "Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After 9 years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait." was the old guys only responce. "Is that all you can say?" asked Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer. "Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After 9 years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait." "Gentlemen," said I guy in a mask, "I never really was on your side." He then killed everyone, and Twilight listened to a weird message. "Teams are being scrambled!" some disembodied voice said. "What does that mean?" asked Twilight the Amoonguss. All of a sudden she was in a place full of red people. "Where is Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer?" she asked, "He is my Pokemon Trainer." "Alert! Our control point is being captured." the same voice said. "Why is Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer on the other team?" asked Twilight the Cubchoo. "Why am I on the blu team?" asked Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer, "I hate Blue, I'd much rather hang out with Green." Just then Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer got shot in the face and died. He then picked up a weapon called the "Brass Beast". "Oh," said Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer, "This could come in handy for when I meet with Ash." Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer then put the gun in his pocket, right next to his cat. I need to go capture the control point now he thought to himself. "I NEED TO BEAT TWILIGHT THIS ROUND!" Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer screamed, "I HAVE NEVER WON AGAINST HER!" He was happy that he was not on the same team as Twilight so that he could shoot her in the face.. "Are you going to help me win this match?" asked Twilight the Cofagrigus. "Mmphn frphha herrpha" said a guy with a flamethrower, or a girl, Twilight hadn't checked. "Why am I surrounded by N00BS!" screamed Twilight the Electabuzz. "PONY UP BOYS!" said a man holding a toolbox with a unicorn hat on. "But I am not a pony, I'm a Pokemon." said Twilight the Glitch. "Cream gravy!" screamed the same person. "I hate my team." said Twilight the Delibird. "I AM WINNING!" screamed Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer. "KA-BOOOOOOOM!" Suddenly a huge explosion knocked Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer into a pit of spiked. Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer respawned and heard, "Your team is dead, Good luck." "WHAT! MY TEAM IS DEAD!" he screamed, "I AM GOING TO LOSE AGAIN!" Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer then raged and forgot he couldn't swim. He went to hide in some water and drowned. "Victory." the disembodied voice of a female said to Twilight the Onix's team. "Wow," said Twilight the Sperow, "My team full of N00BS won." "Why were we even here?" asked Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer. "I have no idea," said Twilight the Pachirisu, "But let's continue on to Mt. Lake Rage in Kalos." After that, they both walked through a door that said 'EXIT'. > Chapter 4 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last met our heros, they had an exiting match of TF2. There was some old guy and 2 different teams. Our heros had to battle each other for no reason at all. What will happen in this episode of "Pokemon Trainer Red and Twilight the Vespiquen Go All Out!" Stay tuned and find out!" "Where are we now?" asked Trainer Red. "I have no idea." said Twilight the Tornado type Pokemon. "DONKEY KONGA!" a different disembodied voice said. "I guess that's where we are." said Twilight the Lamp type Pokemon. They walked over to a Monkey called a Donkey. "What are we suposed to do here?" Trainer Red asked the monkey. "BONGOS!" screamed the monkey. "Ok Red!" screamed Twilight, "I have always wanted to try the Bongos." The then started to play the Bongos. *48 HOURS LATER* "I had fun playing those Bongos and clapping like an idiot." said Twilight the Mime Jr, "I have always wanted to play them." "I had fun too, "said Pokemon Trainer red, "But it is time to leave, 2 days of Bongo playing makes you tired." They then left through a Banana shaped door that said exit. > Chapter 5 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our heros, they played an interesting game of Donkey Konga. They played it for 2 full days. What will our heros PKMN Trainer Red and Twilight the Litwick do in this episode of "Twilight the Treecko and PKMN Trainer Red go on a Jellybean Hunt." Stay tuned to find out." "Where are we now?" asked Twilight the Braviary. "I don't know," said PKMN Trainer Red, "But we should go and ask THAT GUY IS ASH! I MUST KILL HIM!" Red ran over and shot the person he thought was Ash in the face, while in reallity it was just the Pokemon Trainer. He used the gun that he got in his match of TF2. "PKMN TRAINER RED!" screamed Twilight the Ho-oh, "WHY'D YOU KILL THAT PERSON!" "He was Ash, a person that has been imatating me for 18 years." said PKMN Trainer Red, "I have been hunting him down for 18 years." "He isn't Ash," said Twilight the Gogoat, "He is Pokemon Trainer, see, I found his ID in his wallet." Twilight then proceded to take 5,000 dollars in 1 dollar bills out of his wallet and put it in her pocket. "Well," said PKMN Trainer Red, "I guess I will still have to hunt down Ash, I will find him someday, he stole my waifu." "I guess we can go away from this place now." CHALLENGER APPROCHING! "What was that?" asked Twilight the Cloyster. WILD LUCARIO APPEARED! "I NEED TO CATCH THAT POKEMON!" screamed PKMN Trainer Red, "GO! TWILIGHT! I CHOOSE YOU!" "Wait," said Twilight, "YOU HAVE NEVER USED ME IN A BATTLE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!" LUCARIO USED AURA SPHEER! IT'S SUPPER AFFECTIVE! "Use horn attack!" screamed PKMN Trainer Red. Twilight used her horn, and headbutted the Lucario in the face. The Lucario then went down to 1 HP! "GO! MASTER BALL!" PKMN Trainer Red screamed. The ball shook 1, 2, 3 times, then a fouth, 5th, sixedth, 7th, 8 times, 9thed, 10rd, eleventh, then a 12 time. The ball clicked. "YEY!" screamed PKMN Trainer Red, "I CAUGHT A LUCARIO!" "What's a Lucario?" asked Twilight. "Look at my Pokedex if you want to know." PKMN Trainer Red said as he handed Twilight the pokedex. "Lucario, the Lamp type Pokemon, It commonly uses the spike on it's chest to hug people with, it can talk if you have the one from the Pokemon anime, please purchase the movie here." "Great," said Twilight the Missingno, "Is he going to accompany us on our jouney now?" "You bet!" said PKMN Trainer Red, "LUCARIO! COME ON OUT!" "Hello, new Trainer, "said the Lucario, who was the Lucario from the movie, "I can not wait to start my journey with you." "Hang on," said PKMN Trainer Red, "I killed that Pokemon Trainer, I wonder what Pokemon he had?" Red went over to scrumage through the Pokemon Trainer's bag. "Is he always like this?" Lucario asked Twilight. "Pretty much," she responded, "But you get used to it." "HEY!" screamed PKMN Trainer Red, "I FOUND SOME POKEMON!" "But those aren't your Pokemon," said Lucario, "They are that dead Trainer's Pokemon." "They are mine now," said PKMN Trainer Red, "After all, they need someone to take care of them after thaat Pokemon Trainer died of natural causes." "Sure," said Twilight the Sylveon, "Natural causes." 'Shouldn't we be trying to help the Master Hand?" asked Lucario. "Why would I want to help a hand?" asked PKMN Trainer Red, "I just want to beat someone up." CHALLENGER APPROCHING! "ITSA ME! MARIO!" Screamed Mario who had come from the air. "GO! LUCARIO! TWILIGHT!" screamed PKMN Trainer Red, "I CHOOSE YOU!" "You'll never defeate me!" said Mario, "I am the biggest villan in video game history!" "I'll just let my Pokemon take his fire to their faces while I sit here comfy on the sidelines," said PKMN Trainer Red, "PETA would be proud of me." LUCARIO USED HUG! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! Lucario just hugged Mario, and Mario fell over bleeding. ""WE DID IT LUCARIO!" shouted Twilight the Kirlia. Twilight the Corsala went up and hugged Lucario, getting a spike streight to the face. "AHGHGGHGGHGYGHGYUHNGTHBGVGH!!!!!" she screamed, "I'M BLEEDING! IT WENT INTO MY EYE!" "Here," said PKMN Trainer Red, "Have a potion." He sprayed Twilight with the potion. "Ok, I can see now, but I think I am going to have permanant seeing damage to my left eye now." "Have an eyepatch," said PKMN Trainer Red, "I found it in that one Pokemon Trainer's bag." "Thank you." said Twilight the Tank Engin. "I NEEDSA TO GO!" said Mario, "I'll just walk through this door shaped like a pipe that says exit." "I think I know where we can go next," said PKMN Trainer Red, "Follow me." Then PKMN Trainer Red got on Mario's back, Lucario got on PKMN Trainer Red's back, and Twilight got on Lucario's back. They then rode Mario's back through the pipe shaped door that said EXIT on it. > Chapter 6 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our heros Trainer Red and Twilight the Steelix had met up with a Lucario, and had also gotten 3 new Pokemon from a Pokemon Trainer that dies of a natural cause. They also defeated a Mario, gaining an unknown piggyback from him to another world. What will happen in this episode of 'Twilight the Mewtwo, Trainer Red, and Lucario meet Dora the Explorer'? Stay tuned to find out." Mario came up out of a green pipe, but just then, a yellow bird hit him in the face, knocking him, Trainer Red, Lucario, and Twilight the asgraghra ,sugested by Jacob, off the pipe and onto the ground. "What was that?" asked Trainer Red. "I have no idea," said Twilight the I CAN DO THAT, sugested by Jacob, "But I think it killed Mario." BA BA BA BABABA BABABA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "I think you are right." said Trainer Red. "Do we know where to go?" asked Lucario. "I think I see a door," said Twilight the pizza type Pokemon, "It is 999 pipes in that direction." "FLAPPY!" screamed the yellow bird. "SHUT UP!" Trainer Red screamed as he shot the bird in the face. "That wasn't nice," said Lucario, "And what if that bird was our only way to get there?" Trainer Red assumed Lucario was right. "I assume you are right Lucario," said Trainer Red, "But if you are wrong, you won't want to be wrong." Trainer Red then used a potion on the Flappy Yellow Bird. "BIRD!" the yellow bird screamed. "I wonder if it knows fly?" asked Trainer Red, "Let us see." Trainer Red then got on the birds back. "FLY! GOGOGO!" Trainer Red Screamed. The yellow bird started to fly. "It's working!" Trainer Red screamed, then he hid his head into one of the pipes. "AHHH! I HATE YOU YOU STUPID BIRD!" "FLAPPY!" the bird screamed. "NEW HIGH SCORE!" screamed Twilight the Goldeen while Lucario just sat there chuckling to himself. "YOU THINK IT'S SO FUNNY!" screamed Trainer Red, "YOU TRY IT THEN!" "What did you say?" Lucario asked, barly able to be heard, "I couldn't hear you?" Lucario had made it to pipe 999. "HOW'D YOU GET THERE!" screamed Trainer Red, "TWILIGHT! HELP ME!" "What was that?" screamed Twilight the Meloetta from pipe 999, "I couldn't here you over the sound of my teleport!" "HOW AM I SUPOSED TO GET THERE!" screamed Trainer Red. "You can always use the yellow bird to fly on." sugested Twilight the Glaceon. "THAT WILL TAKE TOO LONG!" screamed Trainer Red. "Then you better start flapping." said Lucario. "I am going to kill you both when I get there." he replied. "YES!" screamed Trainer Red, "AFTER 50 HOURS OF WORK! I AM THERE!" *SPLAT* SCORE 998, Play again? "NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" "You are doing great!" screamed Twilight, "You almost had it!" "I HATE YOU!" "We know." "I finally got here." said Trainer Red. "Are you going to kill us now?" asked Twilight, "Because me and Lucario are in the middle of a picnic, and we would like it if you didn't. I am too tired to kill you right now," said Trainer Red, "But just remember, I can kill you over and over with a revive or potion." "What ever you say." said Twilight. Then they walked out of a yellow bird shaped door that said exit on it. > Chapter 7 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our heros, they had played an interesting game of Flappy Bird. Trainer Red was the MVP of the day with the best score in the lowest ammount of time. What will happen in this weeks episode of 'Red, Twilight, and Lucario go to the bathroom'? Stay tuned to find out." "Hey," said Red, "We are in space." "AND WE ARE ON A GIANT PASTREY KAT THAT POOPS RAINBOWS IN SPACE!" screamed Twilight. "I have to catch this Pokemon." said Red, "But I am too tired to at the moment, so I'll just fall asleep here." "Now what do we do?" asked Twilight. "Ride this cat?" asked Lucario. "Good idea." They started to ride the cat, but just then, it bumped into a wall, sending them through a rainbow flavored door that said exit on it. And then a skeleton popped out of the rainbow and said "YOU HAVE FUN!" They were on their way to the next world. > Chapter 7.5 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Last time, on Twilight is Catched in a Pokeball." "Oh, Trainer Red, I love you." said Twilight Sparkle in a loving tone. "I love you too Twilight." said Trainer Red in the same tone. "You two are a great couple," said Lucario, "I am sure you two will have a great life together." "Twilight?" asked Trainer Red. "Yes?" she asked. "There is something I have been meaning to ask you for quite a while now, and I don't know how to say it. Twilight's eyes were sparkling. "Just say it." said Twilight, "I can always take a question from you." "Twilight Sparkle?" asked Red, "Will you marry me?" "YES!" screamed Twilight as she was cheerful, "YES I WILL!" "You two will be happy forever." said Lucario. "When will we have our wedding?" asked Twilight. "Right now," said Red, "You look beutyful in your wedding dress." "Thank you," said Twilight, "You look quite handsome yourself." "Do you, Trainer Red, take Twilight to be your wife, to love her forever and ever?" asked Lucario. "I do." said Red. "And do you, Twilight Sparkle, take Trainer Red to be your husband, to always be there with him forever and ever?" "I do." said Twilight. "You may kiss the bride." Trainer Red and Twilight Sparkle were about to kiss when Red woke up from his screaming. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' "RED!" screamed Twilight, "What's wrong?" "What?" he asked, noticing it was just a dream, "Oh, nothing. Just a bad dream." "If you say so," said Twilight, "We are in another place now, it looks like a big city." "What do we do now?" asked Lucario. "We go investigate to see where we are." said Red. With that, they went to go investigate the new city they were in. > Chapter 8 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our heros, they had had an epic battle with a cat in space. They had also found out the answer to life. Our heros are getting closser to their training spot, but will something come before then? Red also may have repressed feelings of love for Twilight Sparkle. Will it all work out? Find out in this weeks episode of 'Twilight the Patrat, Red, and Lucario answer all your questions.' Stay tuned to find out!" "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' "RED!" screamed Twilight, "What's wrong?" "What?" he asked, noticing it was just a dream, "Oh, nothing. Just a bad dream." "If you say so," said Twilight, "We are in another place now, it looks like a big city." "What do we do now?" asked Lucario. "We go investigate to see where we are." said Red. "Ok," said Twilight, "Let's go." "Hey," said Malak Nuthar, "How yinz doing today?" "What?" asked Twilight the Mew, "What language are you speaking?" "How about yinz guys come down to the crick with me to drink some pop?" asked Malak Nuthar. "We still don't know what language you are speaking." said Red. "What?" asked Malak Nuthar, "Yinz don't know how to speak Pittsburghese?" "I have no idea what you are saying." said Lucario. "Do you want me to show you around da 'Burgh?" asked Malak Nuthar. "I think he is trying to show us around town." said Lucario. "Hey Red guy," said Malak Nuthar, "Kennywoods Open." "What are you saying?" asked Red, "I don't speak spanish." "S'not Spanish," said Malak Nuthar, "It's Pittsburghese." "No hablan en espanol," dicho Rojo, "en inglais por pavor." "Let's start now and we can be done by Safternoon" said Malak Nuthar. "We have no idea what you are saying," said Twilight the Weedle, "but I think you are asking to show us around, so we will come with you." "Yainga bleevis," said Malak Nuthar, "But let's go, the crick is flooding." "No idea what you are saying," said Red, "But let's go, I think that creek is flooding." "Jeet jet?" asked Malak Nuthar. "What did you say?" asked Lucario. "I have no Idea what he said," said Red, "But I am really hungry." "Don't cut no ice that you still can't understand me." said Malak Nuthar. "What?" asked Lucario. "Chawt Back'air." said Malak Nuthar, "It's slippy." "What?" asked Red as he slipped off the edge of the point of the three rivers into the River. *EXAMPLE OF RED FALLING* ""HELP ME!" screamed Red, "I CAN'T SWIM! I FORGET HOW TO BREATH IN WATER!" "I'll get him." said Twilight the Roseraid in an annoyed tone. She then levitated Red out of the River. "Thank you," said Red, "I forgot how to breath in water." "No problem." said Twilight. "Yinz all right over there?" asked Malak Nuthar. "WE STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!" they all screamed at once. "I would take you Dahnareena," said Malak Nuthar, "But they tore it down. :(" "Still no idea what you are saying." said Twilight. "They tore down the Igloo," said Malak Nuthar, "That's what I said." "There are igloos here?" asked Lucario, "The climate doesn't seem cold enough this time of the year." "None of yinz understand me?" asked Malak Nuthar? "We can't understand you." said Red. "Then I'll leave Yinz to go sightseein'." Malak Nuthar said, "See yinz guys later." "I heard guys?" said Twilight, "But I'm female." See yinz later." said Malak Nuthar. Then Malak Nuthar went away. "What language was he speaking?" asked Lucario. "I have no idea," said Twilight, "And I don't want to know." "Ok then," said Red, "Let's go." "They walked through a door that said exit above it, but it just took them into an alley. "Wrong door." said Lucario. "I CAN SEE THAT!" screamed Red. They were about to walk through another door that said exit, when they heard a sound. *SWOOSH SWOOSH SWOOSH* "I wonder what that is?" asked Twilight. > Skip all the unnecasary bonus chapters > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 9 part 1 Chapter 9 part 2 Chapter 9 part 3 Chapter 9 part 4 Chapter 9 part 5 THERE YA GO! > Chapter 9 PART ONE! > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our heros, they had encountered Lord Malak Nuthar from Pittsburgh. He was speaking some language, maybe German or Sweedish. They had been shown around Pittsburgh, and were about to leave, when they heard a sound. What will happen in this weeks episode of 'Twilight the Airoplans, Lucario, and Red the Pokemon Trainer discover that Red the Pokemon Trainer has died." "What was that sound?" asked Red the Pokemon Trainer. "I don't know." said Twilight. "I sense something new in my Aura," said Lucario, "I think it is over there." "Let's go see what it is!" said Red the Pokemon Trainer. ""OK!" screamed Twilight, just agreeing to everything that Red the Pokemon Trainer said. Then they went to look at where they thought the sound came from. "It's some kind of box." said Red the Pokemon Trainer. ""I can see that," said Twilight the Cherubi, "But what's in it?" "I can try to look with my Aura," said Lucario, "That would be much safer." "WOW!" screamed Red the Pokemon Trainer, "IT'S BIGGER ON THE INSIDE!" "Or you could just barge in like that." said Lucario, sounding annoyed. "Some on in," said Red the Pokemon Trainer, "It's fine, nothings going to kill you." "That should do it," said a voice coming from down below, "The main consol should work perfect again." The voice started to get closer. "I should really get that manual I threw out," thae voice said, "It would make things a lo..." The voice trailed off as the man speaking looked up at the Pokemon Trainer inside his Tardis. "WHAT!" he screamed, "Nonononono, you can't be in here. How'd you even get in, my Tardis is one of the most indestructable in the Galaxy." "We walked through the door," said Twilight the Bronzding while she walked through the door, "It pused right open, sorry for intruding." Twilight Sparkle?" asked the man, "Is that you?" "Yes," she said, "But how do you know my name?" "Don't you remember me?" he asked, "The Doctor, remember?" "Can't say I remember you," said Twilight, "And I would remember 'you'." " Oh," replied the Doctor in a knowing manner, "I get it now, alternet dimensions theory and all that." "What?" she asked. "Oh nothing," said the Doctor, "I just met you before, well, not you you, but still you." "Ok then." said Twilight the Dusttox. "OH!" screamed Red the Pokemon Trainer, "WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO!" "NO!" screamed the Dector, "DON'T TOUTCH THAT!" But it was too late. Red the Pokemon Trainer had toutched the button, and the Tardis took off. "I'm sorry Serena," said Calem, "I get the Mega Stone, but don't worry, I'm sure you'll find one too." "It's ok," said Serena, "But I won't lose to you next time." They were interupted as a Blue Flying Box was heading right towards them. "LOOK OUT!" screamed Calem. They ducked, but Calem acidentallly threw up the mega stone to the passing Tardis. It landed inside. "MY MEGA STONE!" screamed Calem, "NOOOOO!!!!!!!" "Don't worry," said Serena, "I'm sure you will find another one." "But I won," he said, "I should of got that, not whoever was in that box." "I's ok," said Serena, "You have strong Pokemon anyways, I don't think you need thatstone." "But I still wanted it." said Calem, sadly. "Well, I didn't expect that to happen," said the Doctor, "I thought that was the self destruct button, I guess I really do need a manual." "OH!" said Red the Pokemon Trainer, "Look at this cool bracelet I got!" He then put it on his wrist. "And you can have this stone Twilight." He tossed it to her, and she was going to hold on to it with her life, as Red the Pokemon Trainer gave it to her. She loved it. "This is a cool stone." said Twilight. I see strange Aura coming from it," said Twilight, "I don't think it's safe." "Oh," said Red the Pokemon Trainer, "Why is it glowing." "Mine is glowing too." said Twilight the Shelder. "I don't like the look of this Doctor." said Lucario. "Me either," said the Doctor. Just as they were done talking, all of Twilight's body was engulfed in light. When the light went away, they were surprised with what they saw. "COOL!" said Red the Pokemon Trainer, "You grew wings Twilight." "WHAT!"{ screamed Twilight, "I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ALICORN! I DON'T WANT TO OUTLIVE MY FRIENDS!" "Relax Twilight," said The Doctor, "I am sure everything is just fine." Wait," said Lucario, "I just remembered what thlose stones are and what they do." "What do they do?" asked Red the Pokemon Trainer," Will it give me wings too?" "I am afraid not," said Lucario, "That is a Mega Stone, it Mega evolves a Pokemon." "What does that mean?" asked Twilight the Coke Machine type Pokemon, "Will this last forever?" "No" said Lucario, "It will just last until after battle,It will make you more powerful, then you will turn back to normal." "That's good," said Twilight, "I guess that is good then." "Well," said The Doctor, "I don't think it's safe to have you in my Tardis anymore, so can you go away now?" "Sure thing," said Red the Pokemon Trainer. "Let's go." They were about to walk out the Tardis door, which somehow said Exit above it, but then they heard a large crash. They looked back at the Consol of the Tardis, only to see a delorean crash streight into it. A old guy in a lab coat stepped out. "Great Scott." he said. TO BE CONTINUED! > Chapter 9 Part 1 1/2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Can't say I remember you," said Twilight, "And I would remember 'you'." "Oh, really now?" asked the Doctor, "And why is that?" Time seemed to be frozen around The Doctor and Twilight. Red looked weird, and Twilight laughed. But then she noticed time was frozen. "How are you doing this?" asked Twilight the Doge. "I am a timelord," said the Doctor, "I can do things like this." "Whay are you freezing time though?" asked Twilight. "You said you would remember me," said the Doctor, "Why is that?" "I don't know," said Twilight, "It just sort of came out." "Do you know why it came out?" said the Doctor, "Was it my good looks?" "I never said that." said Twilight. She looked at the Doctor, and she sudenly felt something weird, like she did when she gave Red mouth to mouth. "Are you denying I look good?" asked The Doctor. "W-What?" said Twilight, "No, I was just, well, I don't know." "You know something Twilight," said The Doctor, "I think I know where I saw you before." OH, really?" asked Twilight, "Where did you see me?" I was in a relationship with another version of you." said the Doctor. ""WHAT!?!?!" asked Twilight the Malimar, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN!" "I have travled all through Time and space Twilight," said The Doctor, "I was with you in another dimension." You mean like the alternat dimensions theory?" asked Twilight. "Yes and you still look as beutyful as ever in this dimension." said the Doctor. "And I think I want to date you still." "I, well, I don't know," said Twilight, "I don't know what to say, as this is all so sudden." "I didn't expect you to say yes right away Twilight Sparkle." He said. "You didn't?" asked Twilight Sparkle.," said the Doctor, "That is why I was prepared to do this." The Doctor then kissed Twilight. Twilight didn't know what to do. She loved the kiss, but then also remembered how she felt with PKMN Trainer Red. "I am sorry," said Twilight, "But I think I may like Red the Pokemon Trainer." "Him?" asked the Doctor, "What does he have that I don't have?" "I don't know," said Twilight, "But I also feel like we could be something." "I guess it can't be," said The Doctor, "You aren't my Twilight anyways." The Doctor was sad. "I guess we could kiss one more time." said Twilight. "Really?" asked The Doctor. "Yes," said Twilight, "It will make you happy, and let me kiss you one more time." "So you do like me?" asked the Doctor. "Yes," said Twilight, "But I want to be with Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer, and since I travle with him, it will be easyer for me." "Twilight," said The Doctor, "I could give you the choice of a lifetime." "What is it?" asked Twilight. "You could come with me. Travle in time and space." said The Doctor, "A once in a lifetime opertunity." "I don't know." said Twilight, "I am happy with Red right now." "Oh," said The Doctor, "I see." "But if you still want to," said Twilight, "I can travel with you when I am done traleing with Red." "I would like that," said The Doctor. "Good," said Twilight, "Can you unfreeze everything?" "Sure," said The Doctor, "But let us pretend that this never happened, exept the part where you said you would come with me." "Agreed." said Twilight. "Now stand right there." said the Doctor, "And pretend we are still having the conversation from before I froze everything." "Ok." said Twilight. The Doctor unfroze everything." " Oh," replied the Doctor in a knowing manner, "I get it now, alternet dimensions theory and all that." > Chapter 9 Part 2? > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- LAST TIME ON TWILIGHT IS CATCHED IN A POKEBALL! "What was that sound?" asked Red the Pokemon Trainer. "Don't you remember me?" he asked, "The Doctor, remember?" "OK!" screamed Twilight, just agreeing to everything that Red the Pokemon Trainer said. "WHAT!" he screamed, "Nonononono, you can't be in here. How'd you even get in, my Tardis is one of the most indestructable in the Galaxy." "I'm sorry Serena," said Calem, "I get the Mega Stone, but don't worry, I'm sure you'll find one too." "WOW!" screamed Red the Pokemon Trainer, "IT'S BIGGER ON THE INSIDE!" "I should really get that manual I threw out," thae voice said, "It would make things a lo..." "MY MEGA STONE!" screamed Calem, "NOOOOO!!!!!!!" "I love you." said Trainer Red. "I love you too." said Twilight. "COOL!" said Red the Pokemon Trainer, "You grew wings Twilight." "WHAT!"{ screamed Twilight, "I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ALICORN! I DON'T WANT TO OUTLIVE MY FRIENDS!" "Well," said The Doctor, "I don't think it's safe to have you in my Tardis anymore, so can you go away now?" "OH!" said Red the Pokemon Trainer, "Look at this cool bracelet I got!" "I's ok," said Serena, "You have strong Pokemon anyways, I don't think you need thatstone." "But I still wanted it." said Calem, sadly. "OH!" screamed Red the Pokemon Trainer, "WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO!" "NO!" screamed the Dector, "DON'T TOUTCH THAT!" They looked back at the Consol of the Tardis, only to see a delorean crash streight into it. A old guy in a lab coat stepped out. "Great Scott." he said. "NO!" screamed the Doctor, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TARDIS!" " I know you said that I should never come in your Tardis again," said the man, "But this was an emergancy." "I DON'T CARE!" screamed the Doctor, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY TARDIS!" "I only crashed into your Tardis at 88 MPH," said the man. "YOU HAD 1.21 GIGAWATTS OF POWER!" "It's pronounced jigawatts." "NO IT'S NOT!" screamed the Doctor, "I DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW! COME WITH ME!" "But I have something im-" "NOW!" screamed the Doctor. "Coming." "I wonder who that was?" asked Twilight the "Doc?" asked a guy whop stepped out of the car, "Where are we?" "Who are you?" asked Pokemon Red the Trainer, "And what just happened, I LOVED IT!" "Red?" asked the guy, "I thought you were in the back?" "What was that?" asked PKMN Trainer Red, who had just stepped out of the car. "WHOW!" said Pokemon Red the Trainer, "THERE ARE 2 OF ME!" "Oh boy." said Twilight, "Now what do I do?" She wondered what she should do with 2 handsom Trainer Reds. She loves him, so now what to do. "I bet I know what you are thinking," said Twilight Sparkle, who just stepped out of the car and to make this not confusing I will call Sparkle Twilight, "And I will discuss it with you later." "ANOTHER ME TOO!" screamed Twilight Sparkle as she went to go talk to herself. "Does this ever get any better?" asked Lucario to himself. No it doesn't," said The Lucario that just stepped out of the car, who I will think of a name for by next chapter to make it less confusing. This Lucario was right next to the curent Lucario at the time he said this. "I thought so," sighed Lucario. He then went off to talk to himself. "I can hardly deal with one of him." said another voice. "Was that who I think it is?" asked Pokemon Red the Trainer. "Hello Red." said Brock, "How have you been?" TO BE CONTINUED! > BONUS CHAPTER: Nintendo no work in the interwebs anymore... > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'M BOARD!" screamed Trainer Red as he travled in the time machine. It was stuck in trafic on the highway because it broked the flying. "We have wifi," said Doc Emmet Brown, "I got it in the future." "But we have wifi right now," said Twilight, "Why would you need it from the future." "I'm the time traveler here Twilight," said Doctor Emmet Brown, "I think I know when wifi came out." "Ok," said Twilight. "Now how long is it until the NES comes out?" asked Emmet Brown, "I say about 25 years." "Doc?" asked Brock, "You do know that this is March 20, 2014?" "Yes," said Doctor Emmet Brown, "Why?" "No reason." replied Brock. "So what do we do now?" asked Lucario. "I have a Wii, Wii U, and a DS." said Trainer Red. "I also have a DS." said Twilight. "Me too." said Brock. "As do I." said Lucario. "WE CAN PLAY THEM ONLINE!" screamed Trainer Red. "I like Smash Brothers Brawl," said Lucario, "Do you have that?" "I do," said Trainer Red, "Let's play it online with Trainer Green and Trainer Blue." "I am up to it." said Brock. "I call Pokemon Trainer!" screamed Trainer Red. "I will be Lucario," said Lucario. They went to go onto Smash Bros. But the Wii showed a message saying, 'Sorry, could not connect to the Nintendo WFC.' "WHY NOT!" screamed Trainer Red. They tried again and got the same message. "Why don't we try to play Mario Kart Wii with them?" sugested Twilight. "Good idea," said Lucario, "Launch it, I love that game too." They launched the game that you just lost. "I want to be Mario." said Twilight, "I am always Mario when I play with Princess Luna." "Ok," said Trainer Red "And I'll be Luigi," said Lucario, "He is way better than Mario." "And I will be Dry Bones," said Brock, "It is made of bones, bones are like rocks, and I am the rock hard Gym Leader." "I'll start it now." said Trainer Red. They started it up and went to play online, but got the same message they did in Brawl. "WHY!" screamed Trainer Red. "Why don't we play Mario Kart DS with Trainer Green and Trainer Blue?" asked Brock. "GREAT IDEA!" screamed Red. They got out their DS systems and went to play Mario Kart DS with the 2 PKMN Trainers, but then got the same message. "WHY!" screamed Trainer Red, "I HATE YOU STUPID WIFI!" "I think something is wrong with your wifi Doc," said Brock, "It won't let us go online." "Are you sure it is my wifi?" asked Doctor Emmet Brown, "Could it be something else?" "Let me Google it for us," said Lucario, "I have a Laptop right here." "GOOGLE IT THEN!" screamed Trainer Red. "I am." said Lucario. "It says here that Nintendo shut down their online play for the Wii and DS today." said Lucario. "WHAT!" screamed Red, "NO! THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT! I HATE THEM!" "You can never Truly hate Nintendo Red," said Lucario, "And neither can I or Brock." "AND WHY IS THAT!" "Can I hate Nintendo?" asked Twilight, "NOT THAT I DO! I just wanted to know if it is possible." "It is," said Lucario, "Compleatly possible." "Why me only?" asked Twilight. "I will leave you with one word, and you think of the rest to put it together." said Lucario. "What's that one word?" asked Twilight. "Hasbro." "Any more hints?" asked Twilight. "Parents." said Lucario. "I get it now." said Twilight. "We can still play local multiplayer and on the same system." said Brock. "You're right," said Red, "Let's play some Smash Brothers. "I will be Lucario," said Lucario. "I will be Pokemon Trainer," said Trainer Red. "I will be Jigglypuff," said Brock, "It suits my personality." "I will be Kirby," said Twilight, "I have always loved the way he sucks stuff and then blows it to become it." "IT SETTLED THEN!" screamed Trainer Red, "LET'S BATTLE!" > . > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our heros, they were in the Tardis. For some reason, this chapter takes place after the next chapter. The had just met themselves then went through 2 bonus chapters. What will happen this week on 'Twilight the Victini, Lucario, and PKMN Red find out the answer to the Next chapter.' Stay tuned to find out." "HEY!" screamed PKMN Red, "I FOUND A GAME!" "What game is it?" asked Twilight the Pidgey, "I want to know." "That's not a game," said Lucario, "That is TM -500." "What do we do with it?" asked Twilight. "You teach it to a pokémon." said Lucario. "How," said Twilight the Guardivour, "I mean, it's just a di..." She was rudly interupted by PKMN Red as he shoved the cassette tape into her mouth. "EAT IT!" he screamed. "AGGGG!" screamed Twilight the Kat Ninga, "WHY'D YOU DO THAT! THAT TASTED BAD!" "I think you learned the move." said Lucario. "I feel funny." said Twilight the ALL MIGHTY HELIX FOSSIL! "ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HELIX FOSSIL!" I screamed as I typed this. CONGLABERASHONS! TWILIGHT THE PIKACHU LEARNED SPLASH! "I LOVE THAT MOVE!" screamed PKMN Red, "WAIT UNTIL WE BATTLE THE ELEITE FOR WITH IT!" "I can't wait." said Twilight with her eyepatch still on her, "And I just lost the game." They then walked through a door shaped door that said exit." > Chapter 9 #3! > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- INCON USED GO ALL OUT! OH! THE ATTACK MISSED! TWILIGHT USED READ THIS CHAPTER! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! "Yes PKMN Red the Trainer," said Brock, "It is me." "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE WE SAT ON TOP OF THE CLOCKTOWER EATING SEA SALT ICECREAM!" "Brock leaned over and wispered in PKMN Red the Trainer's ear and whispered Got it memorized?" "I DO!" he screamed. "Ok," said Lucario, "Why don't we try to do something?" he asked. "Before you find out that Sir Aaron will be here." said Riolu, the new name for Lucario from the future. "Sir Arron will be here?" asked Lucario. "NO!" screamed Riolu, "I MEAN, UH, LOOK OVER THERE!" "Hello," said Sir Aaron, "I haven't seen you in a while." "Lucario," said PKMN Red the Trainer, "Go give him a hug." "But I can't," said Lucario, "I'll giv..." "I SAID HUG HIM!" screamed PKMN Red the Trainer. "Ok." said Lucario as he went up to Sir Aaron and hugged him. He then fell into a flood while bleeding. "I'll be back!" he screamed. "That was eventful." said Twilight the ABBB-??AAJJ. "Yes it was," said Sparkle tWILIGHT. "i THINK THE AUTHOR FORGOT ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK AGAIN." SAID mARTY. "wE'RE BACK." SAID tHE dOCTOR, "aND i SEE THAT THE CAPS LOCK WAS LEFT ON. i CAN FIX THAT?" "great scott!" SCREAMED dOC bROWN, "yOU CAN? i THOUGHT THE THOUGHTS OF THE AUTHOR COULDN"T BE AFFECTED BY SOMEONE IN THE STORY." "lET ME JUST PRESS THIS BUTTON, THEN THE aUTHOR WILL eXPLODE." "aRE YOU SURE THAT IS A GOOD IDEA?" ASKED lUCARIO. "sURE IT IS." SAID tHE dOCTOR. "iF YOU SAY SO." "lET ME JUST PRESS DOWN." HE SAID. "dO YOU CARE DOING THE COUNTDOWN AJDNNW?" "sURE," HE SAID. "3, 2, 1 push it no > Fanmade Bonus Chapter 9.10 and a hlaf > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- “3, 2, 1, push it now!” AJDNNW Pressed the button and the author exploded, leaving me, a simple hacker to continue the story “GREAT SCOTT!” said Doc Brown! “You killed the author… but… I’m still talking? How can that be true?” “I think that someone else started continued the story,” said Twilight the ditto “Does that mean we won’t have bad grammar and spelling?” asked AJDNNW “NO!” replied the new author, as he dropped to the level of the original author “I SHALL MAKE YOU AS BAD… NO! YOU WILL BE WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR!” “WAI MOOST YA DOOOOOOO TDIS!” SCrremmed adjnnw THE TRAINEE POKMN “Bcuz I eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!” creamed autor!” Suddenly all dissaperd xep Twilight the Ditto, AJDNNW, and Lucario “Why is it white space?” asked Twilight the Ditto Lucario looked around “It’s getting smaller” “How do you know that?” aksed AJDNNW “Because I tuched it” seid lucarryo “OH NO!” scremed twilit tha diddo “WE GON’ DIE!” And then they woke up, and the original author was alive, and everything was a dream! > Chapter 9 prat QUATRO! > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "That was a weird dream." said Twilight the INCON. "It wasn't a dream." said The Doctor, "I did press this button." "GREAT SCOTT!" said Doc Brown, "WHAT JUST HAPPENED!" "We went through a dream of HAX that wasn't a dream." said Riolu. "I think it is great to be here." said Sparkle Twilight the King DEEDEEDEE!" "Why are you even here again?" asked The Doctor. "They said they remembered this happening." said Doc Brown. "I hope it was worth it to crash into my Tardis." said The Doctor. "I REMEMBER NOW!" screamed Trainer Rojo, "RED! NEXT TIME YOU SEE TRAINER GARY YOU HAVE TO SEE HIM! GO TO HIM NOW!" "Ok," said Red. "And make sure to ask Applejack for 10 bucks." said Rojo. "Why?" asked Red. "No reason." said Rojo as he kissed Sparkle Twilight on the cheek. "Ok." said Red. "Now how do we get the Time Machine at 88 MPH to move out of the Tardis?" asked Brown the Emmett Doctor. "I have an idea," said The Doctor, "Get into it, I'll help from there." They all got into the delorean and then closed the door. The doctor then pressed a button and it exploded. "DID YOU JUST KILL US!" screamed Twilight the Melotic. "No," said the Doctor, "I exploded them. I'm sure the bits made it to way higher than 88 MPH." "BUT YOU EXPLODED THEM!" "But I sent them into bits at 88 MPH!" "But we are dead." said Twilight. "Only if that didn't work, and You aren't dead until that happens to you." said the Doctor matter of factly. "Ok then." said RED!, "Can we go to see my friend now? Then we'll leave you." "Sure thing." said the Doctor. They then went off to find PKMN TRAINER GARY GREEN THE BLUE TRAINER! > Chapter 9 part FINALE! > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pokemon Trainer Green was just walking when he heard a swooshing sound. "What is that swooshing sound?" asked Pokemon Trainer Blue. "Red got out of the Tardis and greeted Gary. "Hello Blue." he said. "Why are you big?" asked Gary Oak. "Because I am from the future," said Red, "I came to see you." "Hello," said Twilight the TOM, "I am with Red." "WHAT KIND OF POKEMON IS THAT!" screamed Trainer Green. "That's Twilight the James type Pokémon." said Red, "I caught her in Ponyville." "I can't wait to catch one of my own." said Trainer Blue, "I am only 8 now, but I will catch one when I am 10." "What ever you say Gary," said Red, "What ever you said. "Hello," said Lucario, "Nice to meet you, and bye." They then walked out a Door shaped like the letter N that said exit above it. > Chapter 10 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our heros, they had just went through about 10 chapters that were 1 chapter. They also got hacked. What will happen in this weeks episode of 'Twilight the Spoink, Lucario, and Red go into sudden death'? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!" Chapter 10 - The Last of Us. "BYE DOCTOR!" screamed Twilight as they walked out of the Tardis. ""I let you off back in Pittsburgh," replied the Doctor, "I may have got the year wrong by 40 years though." "That doesn't matter," said Red, "I love the future, I am from it." "Sure." said the Doctor, "You keep believeing it." Now what?" asked Twilight. "I say we explore Pittsburgh some more." said Red. "But I don't want to hear their language again," said Twilight, "I can't stand how stupid it is." "Maybe we don't have to," said Twilight, "In this manual it says the Tardis translates anything said into a language you can speak." "Where did you get that manual?" asked Lucario. "Red gave it to me." "And where did you get it red?" asked Lucario. "I found it." he replied. "Ok then," said Lucario, "Where can we go now?" "How about over there?" he asked pointing to the river. "All of the structures look different now." said Lucario. "All the structures were destroyed and there was flooded everywhere. "The doctor did say we were 40 years in the future." said Twilight the Eevee. 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Red then took the gun he got in TF2 and shot the zombie in the face. "Thank you," she said. "I think it bit you." said Lucario. "WHAT!" she screamed as she looked at her leg and saw the gash from the clickers teeth. "What will I do now?" "You have 5 seconds to tell us what you're doing here before I shoot you." said A new voice that came up behind them while they weren't looking. "I have a gun too." said Trainer Red. "Answer my question." said the guy. "JOEL!" screamed a new feminin voice, "MORE CLICKERS ARE COMING!" You got lucky this time." said Joel, "But next time, you won't be." He then went off to shoot the zombies. "Now what do we do?" asked Twilight. "OVER THERE!" screamed Red, "THOSE ZOMBIES ARE SUROUNDING SOMETHING!" Red and the others then went over to see the clickers surounding an Eevee. "What are we going to do?" asked Twilight the purple unicorn. "I got it." said Red. He then threw a master ball at the eevee. It shook 1, 2, and then 3 times, then 4, 5, a sixth, 7th, eighth, nine, 10, 11rd, 12th, 13th, 14, 15nd, 16, 17, 18, 19, twenty, 21, twenty 2, 23th, 24, 25rd, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30rd, thirty first, 32, 33st, 34st, 35, 36, 37, 38rd, thirty nine, 40, fourty 1, and then a 42nd time. It then clicked. "YEAH!" screamed Red, "I CAUGHT AN EEVEE!" "But what about the zombies?" asked Lucario. "Easy," said Red, "I can just shoot them." "THEY ARE COMING CLOSE!" yelled Twilight. Red tried to aim his gun at them, but they jumpped on him before he could shoot them. "AAGGHGHGGHGGJSJYSGFUYEFBSFSFSFSFSFHBSHFBSDJBBJHBJHHUGFIJBJGLJBABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!!!!!!!" he screamed as they bit him. "AURA SPHEAR!" screamed Lucario as he sent a blue orb into all the zombies, disinigrating them. "Thank you," said Trainer red, "But I had it handled." "Sure you did." said Lucario. ""Now what do we do?" asked Twilight, "We were both bitten." "Find something to do." said Red. "And I think my eyepatch is about to fall off," replied Twilight the Sweetie Belle, "I need some string." "Here you go." said Red as he pulled some from his bag. "Thank you," said Twilight the sun, "But what are we going to do?" "You could bring out the Pokémon you just caught." sugested lucario. "GOOD IDEA!" screamed Red, "EEVEE! COME ON OUT!" "EEVEE!" it screamed as it exited it's pokeball. "What type of pokemon is that?" asked Twilight. "I'll use my pokédex!" said Red. "He then used his pokedex. "Eevee, the cuteness Pokémon. It is the size of a small fox, but is one of the best Pokemon. It can use it's ears to see things that other Pokémon like Fennekin can't. It's signature move is adorablness. It uses this move to make it's enemies do whatever it wants, but can only do one enemy at a time. Eevee is barly in the same thing that the Lucario from the movie is in, but you can buy the episodes it is in here." "It's so cute." said Twilight the Jiggelypuff. "Thank you." said Eevee. "It can talk?" asked Trainer Red the PKMN Trainer. "And you can understand me?" asked Eevee. "Wait," said Twilight, "Why is that so surprising? Lucario can talk.." "That's because he's the Lucario from the movie," said Red, "But this Eevee shouldn't be able to talk to us." I may have an explination for that." said Lucario. "And what is it?" asked Red. "Didn't that manual say something about translation?" said Lucario. "YES IT DID!" screamed Twilight, "This is so cool." They then all got knocked out by someone that came up behind them. The ponies were in a big forest, there were trees everywhere. They were walking on a path that curved throughout the entire place. "I love trips!" yelled Pinkie, "Let's play a game! I spy, with my itty bitty eye, something green!" "Oh, is it that tree?" asked Fluttershy. "YES!" yelled Pinkie Pie, "THAT'S IT! Now I spy with my itty bitty eye, something green!" "Oh, is it that other tree?" asked Fluttershy again. "YES!" yelled Pinkie, "Now I spy…" "PINKIE!" yelled Rainbow Dash, "We are in a forest, the only thing in here are trees and us!" "Then where did I get these?" asked Pinkie while holding an N64, a wireless controller, and Mario Kart 64. "What the buck are those!?!" asked Rainbow. "What's what?" asked Pinkie, after the N64 vanished into thin air. "Never mind," said Rainbow Dash, "Pinkie, have you been hanging out with Vinyl lately? You seem more crazy than usual." "Nopey Dopey Lopey!" replied Pinkie, "But I will assist her and her friends later in the story!" "What?" asked Rainbow Dash. "Oh," said Pinkie, "I wasn't supposed to tell you or the readers that. I may have just spoiled the plot. But if I am saying this that means the author wants me to and it's ok!" "HUH?" asked Rainbow Dash, completely confused. "OH, nothing Dashie," replied Pinkie, "I was just talking about muffins because some bronies are still afraid of cupcakes. Dumb Sergeant Sprinkles!" "Ok…" replied Rainbow Dash. -Background Ponies to the Rescue. "Where are we?" asked Twilight. "I have no idea." said Red as they both woke up. Lucario was still sleeping with Eevee. "Aww..." said Twilight the Jwittz, "They look so cute like that." "Huh?" said Lucario as he woke from his sleep, "Where are we?" Eevee also woke up. "I think we are in some kind of jail cell." said Red. They were in some kind of Jail cell. "You are in some kind of jail cell there," said The guy that tried to shoot them earlyer, Joel, "I can help you out, but you are infected, so I won't." "What does that mean?" asked Eevee, who Joel couldn't understand because He never went into the Tardis. "What did that thing just say?" asked Joel. "It said Eevee." said Lucario. "Whatever," said Joel, "I don't care, you are infected, so you stay in there." "Eevee," wispered Red to Eevee, "I need to to crawl through there and get the keys." "OK!" said Eevee exitedly as he went to go get the keys. "Red," said Twilight, "Couldn't you just use a Antidote to heal our infectedness?" "I think you may be right." said Red. He then got out a Antidote and sprayed it on his and Twilight's bites. "We are healed." said Red. "IMPOSSIBLE!" screamed Joel, "Only Ellie is not able to be turned into an infected." "We just used this." said Red as he gave Joel the Antidote. "ELLIE!" screamed Joel, "COME HERE!" "What is it Joel?" asked Ellie, a 14 year old girl, as the Pokedex showed. "These people got healed from their being infected by using this." "We could take it to the Fireflies Joel." said Ellie hapily, "They won't have to kill me." "How did you know about that already?" asked Joel. "I watched the full Let's Play by Pewdiepie." she replied. "Next thing you know you'll tell them about you kissing the girl after becoming infected at a mall in the DLC." replied Joel. "No," said Ellie, "You just told them about that." "Are you done spoiling The Last of Us?" asked Trainer Red, "I don't really like spoilers." "Yes," said Ellie, "You are free to go." "I'll get the keys." said Joel. "No need to," said Eevee, holding the keys, "I've got them right here." "Why does that thing keep saying Eevee to me?" asked Joel, "And how did it get the keys?" "I asked it to." said Red. "Ok," said Joel, "You are free to go now." "Bye." they all said, exept for Eevee who said Eevee. They then walked through a Google Chrome shaped door that said exit on it. > . > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- here > optional game > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Any time you see incorect inglash in this story, take 1 drink (of water so you don't get drunk) Any time you see something spelled incorectly, take 2 drinks (again, water so you don't get drunk) > Chapter 11 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our heros, they had just encountered a new friend. They had caught an eevee and got bit ten by zombies. They had met a nice guy that wanted to help them Named Joel. They also found out that the Fireflies wanted to kill Ellie to find a cure and that Ellie kissed that girl in the DLC right after becoming infectec. What will happen in this weeks episode of 'Twilight the Ditto, Lucario, Eevee, and PKMN Red find out what to do?' Stay tuned to find out!" "Where are we?" asked Twilight the Mareep. "I don't know," said Red, "It seems to be some kind of battle feild." They were on something that looked like some kind of battle feild. "What's that music?" asked Eevee. The Pong main theme started to play. "I love this music." said PKMN Red. Just then, Red and Lucario turned into lines, Eevee turned into a square, and Twilight turned into numbers. "What happened?" asked Eevee, "Did I evolve?" "Let me look at my Pokedex." PKMN Red the Red trainer named PKMN Trainer Red that was Red the PKMN Trainer because he Trained Red PKMN. He got out his Pokedex. "Balleon, the square Pokemon. It's signature move is bounce. It can only evolve into Balleon when in the correct conditions, but when it leaves the place with these conditions, it turns back into an Eevee. It can only be evolved in the game Pong. Buy a copy of the game pong here." "This is only tempararoey?" asked Eevee. I guess so." said Twilight the numbers. "Let us play this game." said Red as the pong main theme was still playing. Lucario moved up as Eevee started moving towards him, and Hit Eevee towards Red. Red missed Eevee and went out of the playing feild. Twilight gave Red a point. "HEY!" said Lucario the line, "I got that point." "That's not what I saw." said Twilight the numbers, "I saw Red get a point." "I think I got the point too." said Red. "Whatever," said Lucario the line, "Lets comtinue this game that I just lost." "Do we have to?" asked Eevee the Balleon, "It hurts when you hit me." "The only way you can go back to being your normal selves is for one of you to win this game of pong." I said through time and space through my keyboard to them in order to tell them which was hard because I had to tell them through time and space through my keyboard. "I guess the sooner I do this, the sooner I can be an eevee again." said Eevee. "I can use potions on you again when I get hands again." said Red the line. "Ok." said Eevee. They then went through a large montoge of playing pong. Every time Lucario scored, Red would score, so Lucario just stood still as well as red. Eevee got moved back and forth between the 2 for about 5 hours before they got the final score. Red won 9001 to 0. Twilight was keeping close and impartial score. Eevee was saying ouch every time it went between the paddles. All the while, the pong main theme kept playing. They then turned back into their normal selves. "Ouch." said Eevee as it's fur was covered in blood. "Here you go Eevee." said Red as he gave Eevee a full Restore. "Thank you." Eevee said as he had fun even if he did start to bleed. They then walked through a Hotdog shaped door that said exit on it. > Chapter 12 Part 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our heros, they had played an interesting game of pong. Twilight had kept an impartial score, and Trainer Red had won against Lucario 9001 - 0. Eevee was the ball, and he started to bleed all over. He may be covered in blood still, but he had fun. What will happen in this weeks episode of 'Twilight the pickle, PKMN Trainer Red, Lucario, and bloody Eevee encounter Team Flair'? Stay tuned to find out." "Where are we?" asked Eevee. "I think we are in a world made of squares." said PKMN Red. "What made you think that?" asked Lucario, sounding annoyed.; "The fact that there are square cubes all around us." he replied. "It was a retorical question." replied Lucario. "So what do we do now?" asked Twilight. "Why are you mega evolved?" asked Lucario. "I have no idea." said Twilight. "I think we will be here for a while," said Lucario, "Let's go build a shelter." "I'll make a better shelter than you Red." said Twilight. "You're on." said Red as they went off to build their own houses. "But I wwas thinking we could make one shelter together," said Eevee, "It would get done faster that way." "I agree with you," said Lucario. "Let's team up and make our own house." "Ok." said Eevee, "But hang on, let me go swimming in the ocean to clean this blood off my fur." "Sure thing," said Lucario, "I will gather some supplies." DAY 2 I think my house is coming along great," said Red, "I think it is the best one here." "No," said Twilight, "Mine is better." "And what makes you say that?" asked Red. "My house has walls." she replied. "WHO NEEDS WALLS!" screamed Red. "Are you sure Lucario and Eevee won't make a better house than us?" she asked. "They don't have hands or magic, no way they can." he replied. "Where are they now?" asked Twilight. "They are mining." he replied. "Look what I found." said Eevee. "What is it?" asked Lucario. "Some sort of Red stone." he replied. "Throw it in the bag with our diamonds." said Lucario. "OK!" DAY 5! "Are you still working on your house?" asked Red to Eevee. "Yes," replied Eevee, "And it is going to be the best house ever." "Whatever you say Eevee," replied Red, "My house will still be better." "But it has no walls, "replied Eevee, "And it's door goes off a cliff into the ocean." "DON'T QUESTION ME!" he screamed. DAY 15! "I still say my house id the best," said Red, "It has a Bathtub." "But it is just a hole in the dirt." said Twilight, "It will get you more dirty than you are when you aren't taking a bath." "MY HOUSE IS BETTER!" he screamed. "My house is a 2 by 7 block house, I say I win." said Twilight. "I have instant acess to the ocean." said Red. "Your door goes off a cliff into the ocean," replied Twilight, "I think mine is better." "What about Lucario and Eevee?" asked Red. "As you said, they don't have hands or magic," replied Twilight, "I doubt they will make a good house if it is taking them this long." "I guess you're right." replied Red, glad Twilight didn't look in his bathtub drain where he kept his diary. DAY 30! "We're done with our house." said Eevee. "Can we see it?" asked Twilight. "It is probably going to be a horible house." replied Red. "You just wait and see." said Eevee as he lead them to his and Lucario's house. "WOW!" said Twilight, "THIS IS AMAZING!" Their house was a 2 story house with some couches, and a kitchen on the first floor. By the ladder to the next floor was an item frame with a diamond sword in it. "How do you like it?" asked Lucario. "I still say my house is better." said Red. "And I like my house." said Twilight the table. "Do you want to see upstairs?" asked Eevee. "Sure." they both said. They went up a ladder to the second floor. "This is nice said PKMN Red the PKMN Trainer." "But my house is still better." replied Red. The room outside their bedroom was a room with a jukebox and all the records. It had 4 redstone lamps. "How'd you get lighting that isn't torches?" asked Twilight the knife. "We mined up some redstone, they are also downstairs and in our room." replied Lucario. "What does your room look like?" asked Twilight. "Come on in and look." said Lucario. They walked through the door. Inside there was a bookshelf between 2 beds with a redstone lamp next to each of their beds and a window looking outside. "This is nice I guess," replied Trainer Red, "But I like my house better." "Ok then," replied Eevee, "You can go now." DAY 64! "Look what we made." said Eevee as they were between all three of their houses. "What is it?" asked Twilight. "It is a hot tub." replied Eevee, "I convinced Lucario to help me build it." "Can we use it?" asked Red. "Sure." said Eevee. Twilight then flew into it and started to relax. DAY 109! "I think you can't stay in your house anymore." said Twilight, "It seems that you are being sick from the lack of walls." "I refuse to let my pride let me do that." said Red. "Ok then" replied Twilight. DAY 174! All of our heros were out in the sun, swimming, when Red found something interesting. "LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" he screamed. "Oh," said Eevee, "It is an ant." "Why is it so big?" asked Lucario. "This is what ants usually look like, they have been this size forever." replied Red. "But it is bigger than Eevee." said Lucario. "Ok," said Eevee, "I love it." "Aww..." said Twilight, "It's leaving." "But I wanted to make friends." said a sad Eevee. "Maybe it will be back soon." said Twilight. "I guess you are right." he replied. DAY 204! What will we do today?" asked Twilight. "I have no idea." said Red. Suddenly a smoke bomb went off. "To protect the world from devistation." "To unitite all peoples within our nation." "To denounce the evils of truth and love." "To extend out reach to the stars above." "Jessie." "James." "Team rocket Blasts off at the speed of light." "Surender now or prepare to fight." "MEOWTH! That's right." "WABBBBAAFETTTT!!!!!!" "GET BACK IN YOUR STUPID POKeBALL!" screamed Jessie. "Where did you guys come from?" asked Red, "I thought you were after Ash and his Pikachu." "That didn't really work out well after 20 seasons of getting shocked." replied James. "So we decided we should go after Blue's Pony." replied Meowth. "Wait," said red, "Gary has his own pony?" "THAT'S NOT THE POINT NOW!" screamed Jessie, "WE WERE TELLING YOU A STORY!" "Anyways," replied James, "We found out he caught a Ledgandary too, and tried to get that." "But he made us blast off after our battle." finished Meowth. "But he did tell us some information about you." replied Jessie, "And it may have slipped out that you had a pony too." "And we were lucky enough to land here after blasting off." said Meowth. "We have been watching you since you came here." said James. "How?" asked Eevee. "He asked How." said Meowth, because Jessie and James could only hear Eevee, as they were never in the Tardis. "We found a secret base that was here." said Jessie. "There is a secret lever in the ocean over there." said James. "Right on the shore nest to your beach. The side With a tree." said Meowth. ""And the lever opened a secret door right near your camp." said James. I am annoyed now." said Red. Twilight, use Beam thingy. Lucario, use Aura sphere. Eevee, use Fly." YOU CAN'T USE 3 MOVES AT ONCE!" yelled all of team rocket. "Yes I can." said Red. "We will be back." they said. All the pokemon then used their moves. "WAIT! screamed James MY DIARY!" It was too late to go back, and they got sent into the air by the moves. "LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" they screamed. "That's over." said Red, "Let's go to sleep now, I'm tired." "Ok." they all agreed to go to sleep. DAY ???! "I think I found out how to get out of here." said Lucario to Eevee as they were in bed. "How?" asked Eevee. "We need to make a portal and defeate a dragon." he replied. "Let's go mining tomarow and make the portal then." said Eevee. "Ok." agreed Lucario. THE NEXT MORNING! "Look what we made." said Eevee to Red and Twilight. "What is it?" they both asked. "It is our way out of here." said Lucario. "How so?" asked Red. "We have to go through this portal, then we can get out of here." said Eevee cheerfully. "And what's the catched?" asked Red. "We have to defeate a dragon." said Lucario. "WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR!" screamed Red, "LET'S GO!" They then walked through the portal. TO BE CONTINUED! Download the map they made here. > Chapter 12 Part 1.5 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our heroes, they had played a game of minceraft, and built their own houses. They had discovered that in order to get away from the game they were trapped in, they needed to go through a portal and defeat a dragon. They had built a portal and went through it. What will happen in this weeks episode of 'Twilight the Sylveon, Eevee, Lucario, and PKMN Trainer Red explore Skyrim?' Stay tuned to find out. "Where are we?" asked Twilight. "I have no idea replied red." They were in some kind of black area with nothing in it. "I think we are trapped between dimensions." replied Lucario. "You would be correct." said a new feminine voice that appeared out of nowhere. "Who are you?" asked Twilight. "I am Martha Jones," she replied, "And I brought you into this area in between space and time." "Why?" asked Lucario. "To help prevent a paradox." replied Martha. "What kind of paradox?" asked Twilight. "Wait and you will see." replied Martha. "I don't like this woman." said Eevee. "Why don't you like me?" asked Martha, "I'm a likable person." "YOU CAN UNDERSTAND EEVEE!" screamed Twilight. "And you can understand him too." said Martha, "So what's your point?" "The only reason we can understand him is because we were in the Tardis." "YOU KNOW THE DOCTOR!" screamed Martha, "I haven't seen him in years." "Then how did you do this?" asked Twilight, "It doesn't seem like a human could do this without help." "I am from UNIT." she replied. "What's that?" "Top secret." "Can we get on to why you brought us here?" asked PKMN Red. "Sure." said Martha, "I brought you here to talk to someone." "Who?" asked Red. "Before I continue there is one thing I have to tell you." said Martha. "What is it?" asked Eevee. "Anything that may cause a paradox in speech will come out as gibberish. You will not be able to talk to to him. Also, anything that looks like it will cause a paradox will be blurred out." "What's the point then?" asked Red. "It's starting now." said Martha. "What's happening?" asked the voice that appeared in the picture wherethe void once was. "GREEN!" screamed Red. "Huh?" asked Gary as he looked towArds where they were calling from, "Red?" "He can understand us unless we talk directly to him." replied Martha. "And what is that blurred out image there?" asked Red. "That is his pony." replied Martha. "I heard you caught you own pony Blue," red said directly to Blue, "Which pony is it?" "Cheese Burger Blue Dog In Bathtub Chicken Sun Alphabet Soup." replied Trainer Blue. "I said you couldn't talk directly to him!" yelled Martha. "Chicken Cupcake Dog Poop Money Apple Pie In Black Box Afternoon." said the blur next to Trainer Green. "And why are they in a trolley?" asked Eevee. "That is the vehicle they were in when they went throughout a sort of portal thing." replied Martha. "This is interesting and all cheese Burger," said Gary Oak, "But this is getting boring. I all ready knew he had Twilight, so nothing is that interesting." "Blue Bun In Pizza Cat Bobanook Kitten Absol With Pepperoni on top." replied the blur. "It is interesting that he got an Eevee, but still nothing else." "What now?" asked Twilight. "No idea." replied Martha. "Glob Wii U Poop!" screamed Blue as he hit the trolley and it sped up and went away. "WAIT!" screamed PKMN Red, but Gary was all ready gone. "That was productive." replied Lucario. "So," asked Martha trying to change the subject, "Hows the Doctor doing?" "He's doing well." replied Twilight. "I WILL MEET YOU AGAIN!" screamed Red. "Now he sounds like Team Rocket." said EEvee. "Yep." replied Lucario. "THE VOID IS FADING!" yelled Martha, "YOU HAVE TO GO!" "Bye!" screamed Eevee. "And remember to ask the doctor about pears next time you see him!" she screamed as the void faded. "What?" asked Twilight condenced. but she was too late, the void had all ready faded. > Chapter 12 Part 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our heroes, they had played a game of minceraft, and built their own houses. They had discovered that in order to get away from the game they were trapped in, they needed to go through a portal and defeat a dragon. They had built a portal and went through it. What will happen in this weeks episode of 'Twilight the Sylveon, Eevee, Lucario, and PKMN Trainer Red explore Skyrim?' Stay tuned to find out. "Where are we now?" asked Twilight. "We are in some kind of area that has lava." said Lucario. They were in some kind of area that had lava everywhere. "Is there a dragon here?" asked Eevee. "I think it is up there." said Red as he looked up in the air. "And what is that?" asked Eevee looking up to the sky, which was a black void. There was a big flaming ball of something g=coming from the sky. "It looks like a giant flaming ball of cupcakes." replied Red. "Dwane Johnson Steve Smith The Rock Jones Beieber." I replied. The flaming ball of cupcakes hit the ground, burning up all but one cupcake. "I'll get it." said Eevee. "I don't think that's a good idea," said Lucario, "That thing came from a void." "I don't care." said Eevee. He then went over and picked up the remaining cupcake. "Are you going to eat that?" asked Trainer Red. "No." replied Eevee. "Then can I have it?" PKMN Red asked. "NO!" screamed Eevee, "SHE IS MINE!" "Ok then..." replied red, surprised at what Eevee just said. "Did you call it a her?" asked Twilight. "I hate to interupt you," said Lucario, "But I think that we need to defeate this dragon." "You would be correct." said Twilight. "How do we do that?" asked Eevee. "We could throw that cupcake at it." sugested Red. "DON'T HURT HER!" sreamed Eevee. "Ok." said Red. "We can just throw attacks at it." sugested Twilight. "That won't work either," said Red, "And your aim has been off since you got that eye patch on your Left eye." "Then what do we do?" she asked. "I can throw some lava at it with my bucket." sugested Lucario. "I don't think a bucket will be enough to hold lava." said Twilight the torchic matter of factly. "I got the lava." said Lucario. "HOW'D THAT WORK!" screamed Twilight. "You're a magical unicorn," said Lucario, "You explain it." "But." she was interupted as Lucario threw the bucket at the dragon. "AAAGHGHGGGGHGHHHGGHHGGWSDWIUFYEFGYEFJEYGSJABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!" screamed the dragon as it died. "I think it is dead." said Eevee. "I do too." said Twilight the Xyyxyy. "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!" screamed Eevee. "Then who were you talking to?" asked Twilight the Tacoeon. ''Her." he said as he pointed to his cupcake. "Ok then," said Twilight, "That's not weird at all." "Let's go then." said PKMN RED THE ROJO TRAINER THAT WAS ENGLASH RED PKMN THE RED TRAINER AND NOT IN SPANISH ROJO BECAUSE HE HAD THE NAME RED AND NOT ROJO. They then walked through a rar file shaped door. > Chapter 13 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our heroes, they had defeated a dragon. Eevee also saved a cupcake that fell out of the sky. What will happen in this weeks episode of 'Twilight the Mew, Eevee, Lucario, and PKMN Red go out and have a pizza.' Stay tuned to find out." "Where are we now?" asked Twilight. "It couldn't be." said red. "What?" asked Lucario. "IT COULDN'T BE!" screamed Red. "WHAT?!?!?" asked Twilight concerned. "IT IS!" screamed Red. "WHAT!" yelled Twilight. "THIS IS PEWTER CITY!" he screamed. "What does that mean?" asked Lucario. "BROCK!" screamed Red as he ran off towArds the Pewter City Gym. "Where's he going now?" asked Lucario. "We should follow him." suggested Eevee. "Good idea," said Twilight, "Let's go." "You're lightyears away from challenging Brock!" screamed a person to Red. "SHUT UP!" screamed Red as he punched him in the face, "AND LIGHTYEARS IS A DISTANCE! NOT TIME!" "Ouch." said the person who was laying on the ground. "BROCK!" screamed Red "Hello, I am the rock hard Gym Leader, Brock. All my pokemon are rock ty..." He paused when he saw who it was, "RED! Is that you?" "It is." he replied. "I haven't seen you since you got mad at me for being with Ash." said Brock. "I'm so sorry Brock," said Red, "I haven't seen you in forever." "You know what?" asked Brock. "What?" asked Red. "Let's have a battle," said Brock, "For old times sake." "Do I get a badge if I beat you?" asked Red. "Of corse you do." said Brock. "Yay." said PKMN Red. "So what do you say?" asked Brock, "Do you accept my offer?" "YES!" screamed Red. "THEN LET'S BATTLE!" screMed Brock. "GO TWILIGHT!" screamed Red. Then nothing happened. "Oh yeah," said Red sheepishly, "I sort of left my pokemon outside when I saw where we were. I ran right here." "Now what do we do?" asked Brock. "Will you help me find them?" asked Red. "Sure." said Brock. Then they left to go find Red's Pokemon. "Where are we now?" asked Twilight. They had gotten lost trying to find out where Red had gone. "I think this is a museum." said Eevee. "Hello, this is thePewter city Museum," said a guy at the counter, "Addmission is ¥500, would you like to buy a ticket?" "500 BITS!" screamed Twilight. "No," said the man, "¥500." "How many bits is that?" asked Twilight. "How about 20 Bits per person?" he asked. "Ok," said Twilight, "Here you go." "Thankyou," said the man, "Enjoy your stay." "What should we look at first?" asked Twilight. "There are 2 fossils over there." said Eevee. "What are they?" asked Twilight the Aerodactyl. "It says here 'AERODACTYL Fossil. A primitive and rare POKeMON.'" said Lucario. "And this one says 'KABUTOPS Fossil. A primitive and rare POKeMON.'" said Eevee. "I think we should go upstairs now." said Twilight. They then went upstairs. "Where should we look first?" asked Brock. "How about the Pokemon Center?" asked Red. "Ok." said Brock. They then went to look in the Pokemon Center. "We have a space exhibit now." said a guy. "Cool." said Twilight. "Look over here!" screamed Eevee. "Meteorite that fell on MT. MOON. (MOON STONE?)" Twilight read outloud. "Wouldn't it be cool if I could evolve with it?" asked Eevee. "Yes it would be." replied Lucario. "July 20, 1969! The 1st lunar landing! I bought a color TV to watch it!" said an old person next to them. "That's cool I guess." said Twilight. "There's a model rocket over there!" screamed Eevee. "'SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA'" Lucario read outloud. "Interesting." said Twilight. "Is this all that's in this museum?" asked Eevee. "I guess it is." replied Twilight. "It's boring in here then." said Eevee. "I guess your right." said Twilight, "It was hardly worth my bits." "Let's go then." said Eevee. "Ok." They then left the museum to go look elsewhere. "Welcome to our POKeMON CENTER!" said Nurse Joy, "We heal your POKeMON back to perfect health!" "We don't need Pokemon healed!" screamed Red, "We said 13 times that we are looking for my missing Pokemon!" "We hope to see you again!" replied Nurse Joy. "WE NEED HELP!" screamed Red. "Why don't we ask that guy there?" asked Brock. "Have you seen any Pokemon?" asked Red. "Yawn!" he replied, "When JIGGLYPUFF sings, POKeMON get drowsy... ...Me too... Snore..." "THAT DOESN'T HELP ME!" screamed Red as he punched him. "Let's go look elsewhere." said Brock. "Ok." said Red. They then went to look in another place. "Let's go look in that store over there." suggested Twilight. "Good idea." said Eevee. They then walked into the store. "Have you seen Trainer Red?" Twilight asked to a guy browsing the store. "A shady, old man got me to buy this really weird fish POKeMON! It's totally weak and it cost ¥500!" "Really?" asked Twilight, "Where can I buy one?" "A shady, old man got me to buy this really weird fish POKeMON! It's totally weak and it cost ¥500!" "You said that," replied Twilight, "Where can we get one?" "Let's ask the other guy." said Lucario. "Have you seen Trainer Red?" asked Twilight. "Good things can happen if you raise POKeMON diligently, even the weak ones!" "I don't think we are going to get answers here." said Lucario. "I think you are right." replied Twilight. They then left the store. "Where are we going to look now?" asked Red. "How about that random persons house?" "GREAT IDEA!" screMed Red. They then went to look in the house. "Have you seen any Pokemon?" asked Red. "POKeMON become easier to catch when they are hurt or asleep! But, it's not a sure thing!" replied the guy. "WE NEED TO FIND MY POKEMON!" screamed Red as he punched the guy. "How about you old guy? Anything you'd like to say!" "POKeMON learn new techniques as they grow! But, some moves must be taught by the trainer!" "I KNOW THAT!" screamed Red as he punched him in the face. "Let's go Brock." "Let's look down that pathway." said Eevee. "Ok." said Twilight. "Is that a good idea?" asked Lucario. "Sure it is." said Eevee. They then walked towArds the path. "Where do we go now?" asked Twilight. "You looked at me, didn't you?" "What?" asked Twilight. LASS wants to fight. LASS sent out PIDGEY! "What?" asked Twilight. Enemy PIDGEY used Gust. It's supper effective. Eevee fainted. "RUN!" screamed Twilight. No! There's no running from a trainer battle! "WHY!" screamed Twilight. "AURA SPHERE!" screamed Lucario as he made the pidgey faint. Lucario gained 105 Experience points. LASS is about to use PIDGEY! Will Twilight change POKeMON? LASS sent out PIDGEY. "AURA SPHERE!" Lucario screamed again. Enemy PIDGEY fainted! Lucario gained 105 EXP. Points! Lucario grew to level 67.53! Twilight defeated LASS! "You're mean!" Twilight got ¥135 for winning! "What?" asked Twilight. "Quit staring if you don't want to fight!" replied the LASS. "This is going to take a while." said Twilight. "Maybe they went onto route 3." suggested Brock. "If we are going there I need to get a POKeMON out of the PC." said Red. "I have a laptop right here." said Brock. "That could be useful." replied Red. "What POKeMON are you getting out of the PC?" asked Brock. "My starter." replied Red. "Ok." said Brock, "Let's go to route 3 now." They then went out to route 3. "Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" screMed Youngster. "I have shorts on." said Lucario. "Those are shorts?" asked Twilight. "Yes." said Lucario. "I didn't know that." said Twilight. "I didn't either," said Lucario, "Not until Mew showed me." "YOU HAVE SHORTS!" yelled YOUGSTER, "I WILL ESCORT YOu tHROUGH MT. MOON!" "Take us then." said Twilight. They then went on to go through MT. MOON. "Make sure to walk as many blocks away from trainers as you can." said Brock. They were walking past someone. "Eek! Did you touch me?" "NO!" screamed Red, "WE WERE 3 BLOCKS AWAY FROM YOU!" LASS wants to fight! "NO!" screamed Red, "GO! LUGIA!" Lugia then shot a big blast at the LASS! Red got ¥210 for winning. "YAY!" screamed Red as he took the LASS's wallet. "Let's continue to look." said Brock. "OK!" said Red. They then continued to walk. "Hey! You're not wearing shorts! What's wrong with you!" "I hAVE SHORTS!" screamed an annoyed Lucario as he hugged the trainer, "WHAT'S WITH EVERYONE AND SHORTS!" They then continued into MT. MOON. "Ouch! I tripped over a Geodude!" "I DON'T CARE!" screMed Red as he punched Her in the face. "You made me mad! TEAM ROCKET will blacklist you!" "SHUT UP!" screamed Red. "Where are we now?" asked Twilight. "CERULEAN CITY A Mysterious, Blue Aura Surrounds It." Lucario read outloud. "I guess that's where we are." said Twilight. "TWILIGHT!" screamed Red, "I FOUND YOU!" "Now we can battle." said Brock. "Where?" asked Red, "We'd have to go all the way around to get back to Pewter City." "I'm sure Misty won't mind if we steal her gym." suggested Brock. "Let's go ask her." said Red. They then walked into the gym. "YOU CAN'T USE MY GYM!" yelled misty. "LUGIA!" screamed Red. Lug then grabbed Misty and flew up to the roof, left her there, and flew back to red. "GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!" screamed Misty. "AFTER OUR BATTLE!" screamed Red back. "NOW LET'S BATTLE!" screamed Red. "Not yet." said Brock. "Why not?" asked Red. "Because this part of the chapter is over," replied Brock, "And the author wants to make us wait to battle." "I HATE YOU!" Red screamed at me as he punched me through my iPod screen. "Ouych," j aaid in an mistipe becus it Hirt geting punch in the fase. > Chapter 13 part 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Can we battle yet?" asked Red. "I think since we are talking we can." said Brock. "GREAT!" screamed Red. "You ready Twilight?" "Huh?" asked Twilight who had just awoken from a nap. "Are you ready to battle?" he asked again. "Yeah, sorry." replied Twilight, "I was just napping and having a dream about playing minigames and befriending POKeMON." "And where did that come from?" asked Red. "Huh?" asked the Absol that just randomly appeared, "Where am I?" Brock only heard Absol because he was never in the Tardis. "Where'd that Absol come from " asked Brock. "I HAVE TO GO NOW!" screamed the Absol as it ran for the door. "Ok then." said Red. "LET'S BATTLE!" screamed Brock. "YEAH " screamed Red. BATTLE MUSIC START! "What about that Absol?" asked Twilight "（；゜０゜）" said Brock, "She's right." "We can find it after our battle." replied Red. "Ok." replied Brock. ＼(^o^)／ "GO! TWILIGHT!" "GO GEODUDE!" Brock has issued a challenge. TO ASAIL! "TWILIGHT! USE HORN BLAST!" "DODGE AND USE HARDEN!" "GEODUDE!" "ARgDfjJgFHhfgHFHFIgffugfTjVDYGFtJcfUGdugFY!" screamed Twilight. GEODUDE USED HARDEN! ITS SUPER EFECTIVE! "WHAT!" screamed Red, "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!" " ＼(^o^)／ " said Brock, "My GEODUDE is in the top percentage of Geodudes." "TWILiGHT! USE METRONOME!" Twilight used water gun. It's not very effective. "GEODUDE! USE FLASH!" Geodude used Flash. It's super effective. "I AM IN RED HP!" screamed Twilight, "WHAT DO I DO!" "TWILIGHT! USE SPLASH!" "I DON'T KNOW THAT MOVE!" "Yes you do! Remember that game you played." "Oh yeah." "SPLASH! NOW!" Twilight used splash. It's super effective. Enemy Geodude fainted. Twilight is hit with the backlash. Twilight has fainted. "Good work." said Brock. "You too." said Red. "Let's send out our next Pokemon now." suggested Brock. "GO! LUCARIO!" "GO! ZUBAT!" "I HATE ZUBAT!" screamed Red. "ZUBAT! USE SUPERSONIC!" "LUCARIO! AURA SPHERE!" Lucario used Aura sphere. It's super effective. Enemy Zubat fainted. "YAY!" screamed Red. "Now what?" asked Lucario. "I have some more tricks up my sleeve." replied Brock. "Like what?" asked Red. "GO! HO-OH!" "LUCARIO! RETURN!" "TOO LATE!" screamed Brock. "Huh?" asked Red. "USE SACRED FIRE!" ""AfFHfFhcFhVCgHDTH GUGdYgfTGFFGgFTgCfG!" screamed Lucario. Lucario is unable to battle. What is your next Pokemon? "GO! EEVEE!" Eevee is unable to battle. Will Red send in his next Pokemon? "WHAT!" screamed Red. "This is what you get for not going to a Pokemon Center before a Gym battle." commented Brock. "WHY!" screamed Red. "Your next Pokemon?" he asked. "My last resort." commented Red, "Oh?" asked Brock. "GO! LUGIA!" "HO-OH! USE SACRED FIRE!" "DODGE AND USE HYDRO PUMP!" Ho-oh used sacred fire. It's super effective. Lugia used hydro pump. It's super effective. Lugia fainted. "NO!" screamed Red. "I win." said Brock. "But, I thought I'd win." said Red. "That was your last Pokemon," replied Brock, "So I win." "NO!" screamed the Absol from before as it jumped in front of Red. "Absol?" asked Red. "Let's battle." said Absol giving a confident look to Red. "Looks like I still have a Pokemon left." said Red, feeling confident. Absol is exerting it's pressure. "What ever." said Brock, "You still can't beat me." "ABSOL! SHADOW BALL!" "Ho-oh! Sacred fire!" "DODGE!" Ho-oh used sacred fire. Absol dodged and used shadow ball. Critical hit. "NO!" screamed Brock. "YES!" screamed Red. "USE SACRED FIRE AGAIN!" screamed Brock. Ho-oh is out of PP. Ho-oh used struggle. It's super effective. Ho-oh was hit with the recoil. Ho-oh fainted. Brock is out of useable Pokemon. The winner is Trainer Red and Absol. END BATTLE MUSIC! "NO!" "YES!" "Looks like I've lost to you Red." "Can I have my badge now?" asked Red, "I want to get all 8." "Sure thing." said Brock as he gave Red the Cascade Badge. "YAY!" screamed Red, "I GOT THE CASCADE BADGE!" "WHAT!" screamed Misty from the roof, "THOSE ARE MY GYM BADGES!" "You want to come with me?" Red asked the Absol. "Maybe," it replied, "But I don't want to be caught." "GET IN THE POKEBALL!" screamed Red as he threw a master ball at the Absol. "NO!" screamed the Absol as it went into the Master Ball. It shook once, twice, three times, then a forth, fith 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20th twenty 1 twentytwo 23 twenty four 25, then the twenty6rd time. It then cracked! "NO!" screamed Red, "I ONLY GET ONE OF THOSE!" "WHAT!" screamed Lucario. "It's impossible to get out of a Master Ball! Trust me, I tried!" "What?" Red asked Lucario. "NOTHING!" he screamed. "Please don't try to catch me again." replied the Absol, "I will still come with you, but don't catch me." "So you are coming with us?" asked Red. "More like being in the same place as you," said Absol, "I will know where you are, but you will only see me when I want to be seen." "Ok." said Red. "Bye." it said as it ran out the door. "You were talking to a pokemon," said Brock, "I do that all the time!" "Ok," said Red, "Now what?" "Can I come with you?" asked Brock. "YES!" screamed Red. "Good." he said, "Where to first?" "That way!" screamed Red as they walked through a Granade shaped door. "WHAT ABOUT ME!" screamed Misty, "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN I FIND YOU!" "Misty! Is that you!" screamed the girliest sounding 10 year old ever. " （；゜０゜）" said Misty, "Is that really you?" "Sure is." he replied. "Can you help me down?" she asked him. "Ok," he said, "Hang on." "Thank you." "You want to travel with me again Misty?" "YES!" she screamed, "I DO ASH!" TO BE CONTINUED... > 4 MINUTES AND 33 SECONDS! > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- THIS CHAPTER TAKES PLACE AFTER THE NEXT CHAPTER! "Where are we now?" asked Brock. "A NEW GAME!" screamed Eevee. "What is it?" asked Twilight. "It's called 4 Minutes and 33 Seconds of Uniqueness." said Lucario. "LET'S PLAY!" screamed Red. "Launch it." said Brock. "How do we play?" asked Twilight the No. "I am going to launch it." said PKMN Red. "WHITE LINE FILLING UP BLACK AREA!" screamed Zelda, the male in the green skirt. I LOVE THIS GAME"! SCREAMED RED THE PKMN TRAIner." "It just closed." said Absol. "Let me relaunch it." replied red. He launched it again and it cloased again. "I HATE THIS GAME!" he screamed. " I LOVE THIS GAME!" screamed Rainbow Dash. "Why does it keep closing?" asked Rarity. "MAYBE IT TASTE LIKE PLASTIC!" said Rainbow Dash as she ate the computer. "That's the 42nd one today you ate." replied Rarity. "THEY TASTE LIKE POOP!" screamed Rainbow Dash." "Ok." " I say that map was worth 12,001 Jellybeans. Thos idiots only offered me 12,000. WHY WOULD I WANT 12,000! I NEED !@,001!" screamed Bobanook. "I love you!" screamed the skeleton as he popped out. "BUT WHO WAS PHONE!" screamed Jeff. "I LOVE THIS GAME!" screamed Bobanook. "What is it?" asked Jeff. "It is 4 minutes and 33 IT JUST CLOSED!" "I guess others are playing it ssaid the skeleton." "I will go kill them now." said Jeff. "Ok." said Bobanook. "SPY IS SPY!" screamed the spy. "Hello, Fräuleins!" said a blue nurse joy type charecter form this place. "Nom nom nom, om nom. Moist and delicious!" said the heavy guy. "I HATE THIS GAME!" screamed Xigbar. "G'day!" said a guy with a gun, "Everything above your neck's gonna be a fine red mist." "IT CLOSED AGAIN!" he screamed again. "THIS NEEDS BONGOS!" screamed a monkey. "IT JUST CLOSED !" screamed another monkey. "AAGYGHJGFYDUSWUGGWFUYSDFGTYSDFGUYSWFGUWDGFVSDFHGVFSKDVGABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" "THISA GAME ISA ONE SPICY MEATBALL!" screamed Mario as it closed again. "IT CLOSED!" screamed Link, the bestest princess around that Zelda is trying to save. "WHY!" screamed Mario as he punched the screen. "FLAPPY!" screamed the yellow bird as it fell to the ground because the window closed. "FLAPPY!" "MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWv" screamed a cat as the window went from having stars to being gone. "When will we have our wedding?" asked Twilight. "Right now," said Red, "You look beutyful in your wedding dress." "Thank you," said Twilight, "You look quite handsome yourself." "Do you, Trainer Red, take Twilight to be your wife, to love her forever and ever?" asked Lucario. "I do." said Red. "And do you, Twilight Sparkle, take Trainer Red to be your husband, to always be there with him forever and ever?" "I do." said Twilight. "You may kiss the bride." Yinz guys know this is the worst game ever?" asked Malak Nuthar as the game closed again. "I can't understand you." said Ellis. I would like some pop down by the crick now." said Malak Nuthar as he went down to drink his soda. "I LOVE DOING THIS ROSE!" screamed The Doctor. "And what are you doing?" she asked. "I can make it so this game is open at all throughout time so it is impossible to win it." "Why do you have to do that?" asked Rose. "because you had your face stolen by a tv." JUST THEN A CAR HIT THE DOOR! "GREAT SCOTT!" screamed the man that went out of it, "I CAN'T WIN THIS GAME!" "NOT YOU AGAIN!" screamed the Doctor. "It keeps closing!" screamed Doc Brown. "BYE!" screamed the doctor as he blew up the car and Doc Brown. "YAY!" screamed Rose as they went back to losingg the game. "WHY DOES NINTENDO NO WORK ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE!" screamed Brock. "LET'S PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN!" screamed Red. "WE COULD NEVER WIN IT!" screamed Twilight. "I LOVE IT!!" screamed Lucario. "I FOUND A COMPUTER JOEL!" screamed Ellie. "Wahts on it?" he asked. "A game about 4 minutes and 33 seconds." she replied. "Play it." he said. They started it up and it closed. "I HATE IT!" screamed Joel as he shot it. "JOEL!" CLICKERS!" she screamed. "I GOT IT!" he screamed as he noticed he used his last bullet to shoot the computer. "SH Take a drink of water anytime you lose the game." said text. "IT CLOSED AGAIN!" screamed Text. "DRINK WATER!" it screamed. "I LOVE THIS GAME!" screamed paddle 1. "How does it know when others are playing it?" asked paddle 2. "The web of inters." said Ball. "SHUT UP!" screamed paddle 1. "YOU ARE AN UNIMPORTANT PART OF THIS GAME!" screamed paddle 2. "To protect the world from devistation." "To unite all people's within our nation." "To denounce the evils of truth and love." "To extend our reach to the stars above." "Jessie." "James." "Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light. "Surender now or prepare to fight." "MEOWTH! THAT'S RIGHT!" "WABOFETTE!" "I love this game." said James. "Yeah." said Jessie. "It causes so much caos." replied Meowth. "2 MORE SECONDS AND WE WIN IT!" screamed James. "IT JUST CLOSED!" screamed James. "WHAT!" screamed Jessie, "I HATE THIS GAME!" she then punched her computer and it exploded. "LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" "This game is fun." said Ash. "As long as I am playing it with you, I love it." replied Misty. "I wonder if we will win this time." said Ash. "3 MORE SECONDS!" screamed Misty. "It closed." said Ash. "Aww..." replies Misty. "ANOTHER TRY!" screamed Ash. "Yeah!" "I hate this game." said Red. "Let's continue on with our Jorney." sugested Brock. They then walked through Purple shaped Door that said Exit above it. > Chapter ??? > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Hello, there! Glad to meet you!” the professor began, “Welcome to the world of Pokèmon! My name is Oak, although most refer to me as Professor Oak. This world is inhabited far and wide by creatures called Pokèmon! Some people keep Pokèmon as pets, others put their Pokèmon in battles against other Pokèmon, as for me… I study Pokèmon as a profession. Now, would you please tell me your name?” “My name… is Red” replied the young boy “I’m 10 years old, and I’m ready to start my journey!” “Sounds great!” Professor Oak replied, walking over to a table with three pokèballs on it “Now, here I have three Pokèmon, the first one is a bulbasuar, my grass type, the second is a squirtle, my water type, and the third… the one most seem to choose… is charmander, my fire type” Red grabbed the third pokèball from the table “Thanks Professor!” he said “I’ll take good care of him!” “Oh! One more thing!” the professor called Red let out an annoyed sigh “What is it?” “Take these” Oak handed him five pokèballs “You’ll need them” “Thanks Professor!” Red shouted as he ran out the door. Red walked outside, through the long grass, when he spotted a purple blur, he decided to investigate. When he finally caught up to the purple blur, he saw that it looked like a small rapidash, only purple, with a furry mane instead of a fiery one, he threw out his new pokèball, and shouted “GO! CHARMANDER!” The pokèball opened mid-air, and a charmander appeared in front of it. The weird purple rapidash thing curled up into a ball “P-please don’t hurt me,” she pleaded “capture me, I’ll let you, but don’t hurt me” Red shrugged and threw a pokèball at it, and to his surprise, his pokèdex had no information on this strange Pokèmon, so he let her out of her Pokèball and began asking a lot of questions. “Firstly, what are you?” “I’m Twilight Sparkle” the strange Pokèmon replied “Well, I’m Red; do you know why my pokèdex didn’t know what you were?” “No idea, I don’t even know how I got here, one minute I’m reading my books and the next-“ “Wait, you can read?” “Yes… I’m not supposed to be here, I’m supposed to be in Canterlot!” “Well don’t worry, I’ll keep you safe” Red gave Twilight a big hug > Absol's Story Part 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello, I am Absoul, and in this story I will tell you how I came to be with Trainer Red and his friends. I will go on my journey throughout the PoKe'MoN's world to find my place. This will be the start of my story. "RUN IT OUT OF TOWN!" they screamed at me as I predicted that their homes would all burn down. They blamed me for that, so I jumpped into the ocean and began to swim. I had been swimming for 50,003 hours, and was getting tired when I saw land. "Yay!" I said as I got up on the land. I was caught in a hook by an old Rod, but I bit the trainer that caught me and he fell into the water screaming and sank to the bottom. I think he will be OK. I then continued to the town with a large tower. It was purple. "I am here." I said as I walked into the towen, but I'm sure people could only heer Absol. I saw a great man nammed Doctor Fugi that gave me a weird stone to hold onto. He was petting me when I felt a disturbance in the force. I went to the tower because I thought that would be where I'd find something wrong. I then walked into th e tower. I was walking up some stairs when a weird woman said she wanted my blood, so I gave her a shadow claw to the face. I think that's better than an Arrow to the knee. I then continued to walk up the stairs. ]hr] "I had finally gotten to the top of the tower. I was on the roof when I saw a huge bomb on it. "LEAV E NOW!" I screamed, but they only heard Absol. "THERE IS A BOMB HERE!" No one was listening to me, so I did the most logical thing I could think of. I hit the bomb. It turns out that that was a bad mistake. The bomb went off, causing a chain reaction. The tower fell and everyone in it died. "IT'S THAT ABSOL'S FAULT!" screamed some guy as I fainted. "Where am I?" I asked as I awoke. "We are going to sacrafice this absol to the Gods because it killed a bunch of people." one person said. "WE NEED IT'S BLOOD TO SATISFY OUR HUNGER BECAUSE IT GAVE THE BOMB TO THE TOWER AND KILLED ALL THE PEOPLE IN IT!" screamed another. I need to get out of here. I thought. I tried to get out, but I was tied up in chains. They were made of metal. "CaN YOU WATCH THIS aBSOL FOR US WHILE WE PREPARE THE SACRAFICIAL ALTER?" SOMEONE ASKED dR. fUJI. "I sure can." He said, "I also turned off the caps." "We'll be back." they said. "Ok." he replied. "Please don't hurt me." I pleaded. "I am going to let you go," said Dr. Fuji, "But don't tell anyone." He then let me go and I ran away from that town as fast as I could, but not before I heard some construction workers talking. "What should we do now that that tower is destroyed?" one asked. "I KNOW!" screamed the other, "LET'S MAKE A RADIO STATION THERE!" "GREAT IDEA!" I then went off to search for more disasters. STAY TOONED FOR PART 2! > Derpy Joins The Team. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trainer Red: Oh, Hey, A new Pokemon Twilight: It looks so cute, like a cat. Derpy: I am a cat? Trainer Red: Yes. Derpy: IS THAT PRINCESS TWILIGHT?! Twilight: Why are so many people thinking I am a princess. I am not even mega evolved at the moment. NO WINGS! Derpy: Mega whatnow? Lucario: I have Explained It too Many Times Now, So I am Not Gonna Do It Again. EEVEE: And I don't has a mega evolution. Trainer Red: I will catch you if you keep asking questions! Derpy: C-catch me? I... what? Trainer Red: Strike One! Derpy: *He covered his head with his paws* Twilight: That was 2 questions. Trainer Red: Oh. STRIKE 2! Derpy: *scratches red in the eye, causing his pinky finger to bleed uncontrollably* Trainer Red: OH! YOU LITTLE... Twilight:RED! LANGUAGE! Eevee: Can you catch it now? Trainer Red: I WANT TO KILL IT! Twilight: No, Eevee. He can't catch it until it asks another question. Derpy: *Hisses* Red: I WILL BATTLE IT NOW! Twilight: That wasn't a question. Red: I DON'T CARE! GO! LUCARIO! ENTERS BATTLE! TO ASAIL! Derpy used plead "No! Please! I don't know any damaging attacks!" Trainer Red: I DON'T CARE! LUCARIO! USE AURA SPHERE! Lucario: But you did say you'd only attack if it asked another Question. Red: Good Point. Any questions cat? Derpy: No. Trainer Red: What is you favorite colour. AM I BLUE! BUT WHO WAS PHONE! Trainer Red: No anser? AM I BLUE! CAN I HAS PHONE! Derpy: You are clearly orange with a hint of green Eevee: Answer this question? Do you not not ask questions, and is this a question? Trainer Red: Can I kill him now? Derpy: yes, that was a question Trainer Red: What? Derpy: Look, I'm having a difficult time not asking questions, and your pointless questions don't make it any easier! Trainer Red: WHY ARE MY QUESTIONS POINTLESS! WHAT IS YOUR NAME! ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL! Twilight: Why are you asking it questions? Red: WHY AREN'T I! Derpy: When I'm a cat, I'm female, when I'm a pony, I'm male Mr. Rodgers: YOU CAN GET TROLLEY CLEAN FOR UP TO 49% OFF TODAY! Twilight: How'd you even get here? Mr. Rodgers: TOLLEY CLEAN! Derpy: What does trolley clean do? Trainer Red: THAT WAS A QUESTION! STRIKE 3! YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! THANK GOD FOR MR RODGERS! Red: GO! LUCARIO! Red: USE AURA SPHERE! Derpy used flee Red: QUICK! USE A MOVE THAT MAKES HIM STAY IN BATTLE! Lucario: Like what? Red: JUST USE SOMETHING! Lucario: Ok. Lucario Used Hug. It's Supper Affective. Derpy used purr Derpy: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Red: HUG IT TO DEATH! Twilight: But don't you want to catch it? Red: NOT ANYMORE! KILL IT! Twilight: Oh, for the love of all things holy. Give me that Master Ball. Derpy: Please don't, BEEP BEEP, kill me!" Trainer Red: KILL IT WITH ANOTHER HUG! *Twilight throws the master ball at it.* Red: NO! I WANTED TO KILL IT! WHY'D YOU DO THAT! I DON'T WANT TO CATCH IT! Twilight: You origonally wanted to, so I did. [3:46:26 AM] *** Call from FunnyK111/Derpy *** Derpy: Thank you for saving me life! Twilight: No problem. Red: I WILL KILL YOU! YOU ARE MY POKEMON NOW! YOU TAKE MY ORDERS! Eevee: Why are you so mad? Red: IT HATES ME! Derpy: I... I don't hate you! Red: I still believe you do. You scratched my eye and made my finger bleed. Derpy: You made me mad! Red: Well since I am your trainer now, you need a nickname. Derpy: Can you just call me Derpy? Red: How about Derby? Lucario: It said it's name was Derpy. Red: Actually, I like the name Derpy, That will be it's name now. I am glad I came up with it all by my self. Derpy: That was already my name! Red: Your name is now Derpy. I hope you like it, I came up with it myself. Derpy: NO YOU DIDN'T! Red: I am your Trainer now, and I say your name is Derpy. If you don't like your new name, tuff luck, it's your name now. Derpy: IT WAS ALREADY MY NAME! Red: STOP TRYING TO FIGHT YOUR NEW NAME! "I'm not fightinhg it! I'm telling I already had it!" Derpy svremed "I think you are going to have to stay in your pokeball for a while until you calm down," said Red the PKMN Trainer, "You are trying to fight your new name, and me." "No! I love you!" shouted Derpy "Why do you say that?" asked Red, "Why do you lie!" "I'm not lieing!" Derpy said "I love my name, and I love you!" "HOW CAN YOU LOVE ME!" shouted Red. She ran up and licked his face "Aww." said red. "I guess you can stay out of your pokeball for now, but don't get any ideas in your head." She smiled "Do you have any fish?" "Yes," said Red, "I bought this Magikarp for ¥500." Derpy bit into the Magikarp "This thing is hard as a Brock!" "I would think so," said Brock, "I am a pokemon breeder after all. I know these things." "What do you know about me?" Derpy asked "Nothing." said Brock, "You must be a new Pokémon species." "Show me to the Pokedex!" "Derpy, the Ę͚͚̜R̜͉̘̱͈R̙̱̫̙̞̥̠O̙͖̝͝R̖̭͎̠͕̜̙ ̠͖ER͇͓R͏͉̩O͉R̥̞̖͍̳͔ͅ ̵͇E̪̻͈̥̫R͎͔̰͎̟͝Ṟ̮̣͔O̟͓̰R̙̭̳! NO INFORMATION KNOWN! ERROE ERROR ERROR! You can buy error here.. Derpy's eye began twitching "I..." "What is wrong?" asked Eevee. "I don't exist?" "No," said Brock, "You are just non-existant in the pokedex. You are an undiscovered nexgen pokemon [4:18:11 AM] (╯ ﾟヮﾟ)╯✞♫☆pokedtlux1☆♫✞(╯ ﾟヮﾟ)╯: " SHe jumped up onto Brocks shoulders "Can you actually see me?" "I CAN SEE YOU!" screamed Brock, "CALL IT BACK!" "RETURN!" Red screamed as he called his pokemon back to the pokeball. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" "I think it is time to go now." said Twilight. "I think you are right." said Brock as he looked scared at thee pokeball. "Now what?" asked Eevee. "We let Derpy decide?" asked Lucario. "What do you want to do next?" Red asked Derpy. "I want to go somewhere!" "Then Let's go!" screamed Red, "ALLONS-Y!" "..." "What?" Asked Red. "I think you should leave that to the Doctor." sugested Twilight. "Good idea," he replied, "ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!" "That too." TO BE CONTINUED! Thanks to FunnyK111 for helping to wright this chapter and for the use of his character Derpy. > Chapter 14 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw out HEROZ! they had just met a new hero. Lucario had also hugged a bunch of people.They then Went to space, but somehow traveled back in time to WWII on the moon to fight with Hitler and Obama. Hitler was off with Humans. They then went and played the most annoying game ever. What will happen in this weeks episode of 'Twilight the Poke, Lucario, Eevee, Brock, and PKMN TRAINER RED space.' STAY TOONED TO FIND OUT!" "Where are we now?" asked Brock. "We are in a blocky place." said Eevee. "I can not understand what the pokemans are saying." said Brock. "It said We are in some kind of place where the world is made of water." said Twilight. "Ok." said Brock. "Welcome to Mushroom Kingdom," said Princess Peach, "I will show you around." All of a sudden, a giant turtle jumpped out of the sky and crushed Peach. She exploded in blood. "OH ****!" screamed Bowser, "I KILLED HER!" "Eww..." said Brock, "I have guts all over me now." "A NEW PRINCESS!" screamed Bowser, "I WILL KIDNAP HIM!" "NO!" screamed Red, "WE JUST GOT BROCK BACK!" All the Pokemon grabbed onto brock, but bowser took them away too. "NO!" screamed Rerd, but it was too late, they were all gone. "What will I do now." he asked Himself. "A POKEMON OVER THERE!" he screamed, "But I don't has a pokemon to catch it with :( "I could help." said the absol that was from earlier. "Can you help me find them?" asked Red. "Yes," said Absol, "I kind of just said I would." "See that Pokemon over there?" asked Red, "The Blue one." "With the wings and horn?" asked Absol. "Yes," said Red, "The one with the Gameboy." "What should I do?" asked Absol. Use shadow ball on it."Said TRAINERT RED W "! "What?" asked Luna as she was Hit with shadow ball in the face." IT'S NOT VERY AFFECTUVE! "USE STRENGTH!" screamed Red." "NO!" screamed Luna, "MY HIGH SCORE ON BIG RIGS OVER THE ROAD RACING!" she screamed as her GB OG broke. IT'S SUPER EFFECTUIVESF ES WSD FSD F SZD ! "NO!" screamed Luna, "I WAS JUST USING MY GAMEBOY TO GET THE HIGH SCORE!" "GO! MASTERBALL!" screamed Red the PKMN Trainer Red. The master Ball then hit Luna in the face. Shje went inside of it. It then shook once, twice, and then a third time. Then a [TOO LAZY TO PUT ALL NUMBERS UP TO 87] a 80th, and eighty first, 83st, 84th, 85st, 86, and an 87th time. It then clicked. "I CAUGHT A POKEMON!" screamed Red, "Isn't that great Absol?" asked Red when He knowticed Absol was gone. "Ok then." he said, "COME ON OUT!" he screamed. "Where am I?" asked Luna. "YOU ARE NOW MY POKEMON!" screamed Red. "I love Pokemon games." said Luna. "What?" asked Red, "Games?" "OH!" screamed Luna, "TRAINER RED! I LOVE YOU!" "What?" asked Red. "CAN YOU SIGN MY COPY OF POKEMON RED!" "Sure?" Red responded, sounding confused. "Did you just catch me in a pokeball?" asked Luna. "Yes." said Red. "THAT MEAN AM YOR POKEMON~!" screamed Lna. "Yes," said Red, "And I need your help to rescue my pokemon." "I WILL HELP!" screamed Luna enthusiastically, "Which way do we go?" "That way." red said pointing down the road. "World 1-1?" Luna asked. "Huh?" "Where is Mario then?" "IT'SA ME MARIO!" screamed Mario out of nowhere. "MARIO!" Luna screamed, "CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!" "SURE THING!" screamed Mario, "Anything for a fan." "So why are you here?" asked Trainer Red. "TO SAVEA THE PRINCESS!" screAMED Mario. "You mean her?" Red asked pointing to the pink dress and pile of blood. "That's Peach?" Mario asked. "Yes." said Red. "I'M FREE!" screamed Mario. "Aren't you going to help us?" asked Luna. "IT'S LUIGI'S PROBLEM NOW!" Mario screamed as he ran off to the left. "DON'T GO THAT WAY!" Luna screamed. "Why not?" asked Mario as he ran off a cliff because he wasn't looking. "That's why." she said. "I'M OK!" he screamed from the bottom of the cliff. "For now." said Luna." "What?" he asked as a giant beam shot right at him. "AAAGHGHTGHJVGFUJYGHVUGFUTGVGABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!!!!" he screamed. "What was that?" asked Red. "That was the disinigration ray." said Luna, "Now he is frozen in carbanite." "Shall we go look for my friends now?" asked Red. "We shall." said Luna. "With that they went to look for the missing pokemon. > HAPPY BIRTHDAY! > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" We all screamed to Derpy as he woke up. "What?" he asked. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" we all screamed again. "Oh yeah," he said, "It's my birthday." "I have some presents for you." I said as I self inserted myself into the story. "What are they?" He asked. "One of them is a picture that I spent years making." I said. "Is there anything else?" asked Derpy. "There may be," I said, "But I only have 13 more minutes to wright this chapter before I have to go wright a chapter of my other story." "Why?" He asked. "So I have the same amount of time on that one as I do on this one." "Ok." he replied, "What other gifts do I have?" "I have this." said Twilight handing over her gift. "What it it?" He asked. "A compleate encyclapedia on the world of Pokemon." said Twilight, "I thought you'd be needing it." "And I have this," said Red, "They are crayons." "Yay," he said, "Now I can draw pictures." "That's what they're for?" asked Trainer Red, "I guess that's why they always tasted weird." "I got you this." said Brock, handing over his frying pan. "Why?" asked Derpy. "You can use my trusty Frying pan as a Drying pan." said Brock. "Thank you." said Derpy. "I got you a dead mouse." said Absol. "THANK!" screamed Derpy. "You are welcome." said Absol. "This is the last gift." I said as the last gift was brought to him. "We worked together to get you this gift." said Evvee. "It was very hard." said Lucario. "What is it?" asked Derpy. "A master ball." said Eevee as he gave it to Derpy. "THIS IS GREAT!" screamed Derpy. "WHAT!" screamed red, "HOW'D YOU GET A MASTER BALL!" "Why would we tell you?" asked Lucario, "It's our business, not your's." "I'm gonna kill you." said Red. "No you aren't." said Lucario. "AND WHY NOT!" Red screamed. "Because the author can't wright that in just 4 minutes." replied Lucario. "He is right," I said, "I can't wright that in 3 minutes now." "I guess we should just sing Happy Birthday now." said Twilight." "Sure." I said. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO..." We were then interupted. "Prepare for trouble." "And make it double." "tO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTATION." "tO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION." "tO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE" "tO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE." "kESSIE." "jAMES." "tEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT." "sURENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT." "meowth! that's right!" wobbefette!" "why did i decide to put you here!" i YELLED AT tEAM rOCKET. "wE HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR BEING HERE." sAID jAMES. "it better be!" i YELLED, "i have went 2 minutes over time all ready and you made the caps lock stuck on!" "wE HAVE A GIFT." SAID jESSIE. "aND WHAT IS IT?" i ASKED. "iT IS A MINI mEOWTH bALLOON." "oK," i SAID, "gIVE IT TO Derpy, "I have to go now, enjoy singing and cake offscreen." "BYE!" they all screamed at me. "BYE!" I screamed Back, "AND THANKS FOR TURNING OFF THE CAPS LOCK!" They then continued to celebrate as I went over to wright the next chapter. > Chapter 14 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Now what?" Eevee asked Lucario. "I have no idea." Replied Lucario. "We could try attacking this guy?" sugested Eevee. "Good idea." said Lucario. Lucario then used Aura Sphere and Eevee used qquick attack. They hit bowser and they dropped everyone but Brock, who Bowser srtill had. Lucario and Eevee had landed right next to each other. "Where'd Twilight go?" asked Eevee. "I have no idea," saqid Lucario, "But I think we need to go and find the others. "Good idea." Eevee responded. "So which way do we go?" asked Eevee. "To the right?" asked Lucario. "What's this walking chestnut thing?" asked Eevee. "No idea." said Lucario." "It's walking this way." "Touch it." said Lucario. "Ok." Eevee then went up to poke it. BA BA BA BABABA BABABA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "EEVEE!" screamed Lucario, "IT KILLED YOU!" Lucario tried to jump over it, but shot short. "NO!" he screamed, "I AM GOING TO LAND ON IT AND DIE!" He then landed on the Goomba, and it died. "I guess jumpping on top of them kills them." said Eevee. "EEVEE!" screamed Lucario, "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" "Turns out you get 4 lives." said Eevee. "good." said Lucario, "I think we will need them." "OH!" screamed Eevee, "A GREY BOX WITH WIRES! I AM GOING TO GO SWITCH THEM AROUND!" "I don't think that is a good idea." said Lucario. He was now much shorter and next to the wires. "How'd I get over here?" asked Eevee. He was much taller now. "What?" asked Lucario as he looked up at himself. "What?" asked Eevee as he looked down at himself. "YOU ARE IN MY BODY!" screamed Lucario. "NO!" screamed Eevee, "YOU ARE IN MY BODY!" "WHAT IS HAPPENING!" screamed Eevee. "Let's just calm down," said Lucario from Eevee's body, "Let's think this through and find out why this is happening." "Good idea," agreed Eevee. Eevee went to walk to Lucario, but then tripped, because he had never tried to walk on two legs. He fell and was heading right for his own body. Lucario jumped out of the way right in time with an agile jump. He landed perfectly on his (Eevee's) four legs again. "WATCH THAT SPIKE!" yelled Lucario. "Sorry," said Eevee, "I am not ised to walking on two legs or being front heavy." I don't want my body damaged." said Lucario." "So what do we do now?" asked Eevee. "We could try to find out why this happened to us?" suggested Lucario. "Maybe it has something to do with the box I touched?" asked Eevee. "Didn't you switch the wires around?" "I DID!" screamed Eevee, "MAYBE THAT IS HOW THIS HAPPENED!" "Let's try to change them back." suggested Lucario. "Oh," said Eevee, "There may be a problem with that." "And what would that be?" asked Lucario. "I sort of Gorilla Glued them into the grey box." "And why would you do that?" asked Lucario. "Because they wouldn't stay in." "SO WE'RE STUCK LIKE THIS!" screamed Lucario. "I wouldn't say stuck," said Eevee, "I'm sure we can find some way out." "AURA SPHERE!" Lucario cried out. Then nothing happened. "You are in my body," said Eevee, "You have my attacks, not your's." "Oh yeah." said Lucario. "WAIT!" screamed Eevee, "DID YOU JUST TRY TO ATACK ME‽" "Uh, no?" asked Lucario, hoping that Eevee would believe him. "AURA SPHERE!" screamed Eevee. "Uh oh." said Lucario, as he realized how over powered he was before he went into Eevee's body. He was about to feel his attacks from the opposite side of battle. Eevee shot the blue ball of aura into the air and he went flying backwards. The ball disappeared harmlessly into the sky. "OH! HAHAHA!" Lucario started to laugh." "I CAN STILL MASH THE SPIKES INTO YOU!" "AH!" screamed Lucario as he jumpped to the side again. "I WILL GET YOU!" screamed Eevee. "Oh," said Lucario, "A cupcake." "Give. Her. To. Me. NOW!" screamed Eevee. "Ok," said Lucario, "Here ya go." "NOW I WILL HIT YOU!" Eevee screamed as he put the cupcake in the pocket he found on Lucario's pants. "WAIT!" said Lucario, "Would you really destroy your own body?" Eevee thought about it, and noticed he had to eventually go back into his body, and he didn't want to damage it. "Touché," said Eevee, "Touché." They then continued on with their quest. HIGHLY RECOMENDED! Story mentioned in Author's Note. PREQUEL! > Chapter 14 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "That hurt." said Twilight the Absol. She had just been taken away by some weird Turtle thing, then Lucario and Eevee attacked it. She fell away from them. They landed somewhere else. She had fallen into a pipe and now was somewhere underground. "Oh, look," she said, "More turtles. I should go ask them where I am." She walked over to them. "Hello?" she asked it, but it didn't respond. "HELLO!" Twilight the Your Mother (suggested by Gerry). Still no responce. Twilight the Mew then walked up to the turtle and poked the top of it's shell. "HELLO!" she screamed as ti went into it's shell. She poked it on the top of the shell one more time. It then went away and off a cliff. "I KILLED IT!" screamed Twilight the Gojira. She then went and curled up in a corner and cried. "Where am I? asked Bobanook" the green duck. "You are in an island." said Jeff the Killer. "Why am I on an island?" asked Bobanook. "I said IN a island." replied Jeff the Killer. "Why?" asked Bobanook the green duck. "BECAUSE I SAID!" screamed Jeff the Killer. "Ok, have a Jellybean." Bobanook the green duck then tossed a Jellybean at Jeff the Killer. "IT BURNES!" screamed Jeff. "I'm outta here." said Bobanook the green duck as he went into a Green pipe. "What now?" asked Eevee from Lucario's body. "I hate you for doing this." said Lucario from Eevee's body. "LOOK OVER THERE!" screamed Eevee from Lucario's body. "I'ts Twilight." said Lucario from Eevee's body. "LET'S GO!" screamed Eevee from Lucario's body as he ran off towards Twilight the No (suggested by Ven and then Patrick). "STOP!" screamed Lucario from Eevee's body, "YOUR LEGS ARE SO SMALL!" "I'm coming Twilight!" screamed Eevee from Lucario's body. All of a sudden, Eevee fell over and the spike from Lucario's chest hit Twilight the Pikachu right in the face below her eyepatch and her other eye. "AAAGGGGHGHGHGHGGGGHGABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" she screamed. DUH DUH DUH DUHDUHDUH DUHDUHDUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH. "Opps," said Eevee from Lucario's body, "I killed Her." "Nice *pant* going *pant* you *pant* killed *pant* her." said Lucario from Eevee's body. "Why are you so out of breath?" asked Eevee from Lucario's body. "Your *pant* legs *pant* are *pant* so *pant* small *pant* and *pant* not *pant* ment *pant* for *pant* running." replied Lucario from Eevee's body. "I guess we just wait for her to respawn then." said Eevee from Lucario's body. They then waited for Twilight the Yoshi to respwan. > Chapter 14 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Now what?" Derpy the Cat asked it's self. It was going to go down a path, but all of a sudden a pipe came out of the ground. "Hello there kitty." said a weird Green duck (YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO IT IS! DO YOU >:D). "Hello." Derpy replied to the green duck. "AAAAAAGGGHGHGGHGABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" screamed Bobanook (I TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO IT WAS >:D), "A TALKING CAT! YOU SHOULDN'T EXIST!" "Have you looked at yourself lately?" asked Derpy (The cat, not the pony). "Do you need help?" asked Bobanook, "I have never seen a talking animal before." "Again," said Derpy, "Look in a mirror." "So," asked Bobanook, "Where are you from?" "I am in a puddle." said Derpy. "LET'S GO!" screamed Bobanook, "Back up that booty and ride it to hell and back." "Uh..." said Derpy, "I'm not sure I should be following you. now." "LET'SA GO!" screamed the green duck as he fell down a black hole and pulled Derpy in with him. Derpy was screaming. "So why did you wait on Mt. Silver all that time?" asked Luna. "I was ju, oh look, a pipe." said Red the PKMN Trainer. "LET'S GO DOWN IT AND MEET MARIO!" screamed Luna. "He killed himself when he went left." said Red. "THEN LET'S GO SAVE THE PRINCESS!" screamed Luna. "We are trying to save Brock." said PKMN Trainer Red. "YAY!" said Luna, HE IS THE ROCK HARD GYM LEADER!" "F*CK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!" screamed Trainer Red. They then went down the pipe. SHE'S BACK!" screamed Eevee from Lucario's body. "What happened?" asked Twilight the I'm Not Giving You A Pokemon (sugested by Patrick). "I killed you." said Eevee from Lucario's body. "WHAT!" screamed Twilight the Ok. You now have 3 lives." said Lucario from Eevee's body. "Welcome to Team Fortress 2, after 10 years, hopefully it will have been worth the wait." said Gaben from behind them. "When is Half Life 3 being released?" asked Me from self inserting myself into the story. "Well," said Gaben, "We are in Super Mario Bros. When you start, you have 4 lives. You then go and hit the first Goomba and die. You now have 3 lives. You get the first Mushroom, but then hit the Goomba again, and go back to half the size you were. Half Life 3 confirmed." Gaben then jummped into a pipe and went back into his office. What's that? asked Twilight the If You Say It Wrong You Will Get Repremanded (sugested by Ven). 2 things came out of a pipe. "TWILIGHT!" screamed Red the Pokemon Trainer. *cough cough* coughed Lucario from Eevee's body. "And Eevee and Lucario." said Red the PKMN Trainer. "Princess Luna?" asked Twilight the Paklejamane. "Yes," said Luna, "It is I." "What are you doing here?" asked Twilight the Clien And Dedicated Server Update Today (sugested by Ven). "I was catched in a Pokeball. "Nice." said Twilight. All of a sudden a black hole appeared in the middle of world (INSERT UNDERGROUND WORLD HERE). "A BLACK HOLE!" screamed Twilight. "Don't worry," said Lucario from Eevee's body who thought he was Eevee, "Gardivoir makes black holes all the time." All of a sudden a brown cat and green duck popped out of it. "THERE YOU ARE!" screamed Derpy, "I HAVE BEEN STUCK WITH THIS CRAZY DUCK!" "Admit it," said Bobanook, "It was fun." "Well, yeah," said Derpy, "But also Time consuming." "There was that huge party for the 11th birthday of my world." said Bobanook. "I still wish I knew why it was in a blaack abyse." replied Derpy. "Because my world was destroyed 8 months and 12 days ago." replied Bobanook. "Now," I said, "If we are all here, why don't we go and get Brock back?" "YEAH!" they all screamed at once. "LET'S GO!" I screamed. We then all went to fight Bowser and get Brock back. > McKelvy > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- potato > Chapter 14 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "MUWAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Browser, "I HAVE STOLEN YOUR PRINCESS!" "I'm not a Princess," said Brock, "But if you could help find me one, I would be greatful. "I have a Princess in storage," said Bowser, "Or is it a proffesor?" "What's her name?" asked Brock, sounding exited. "Her name is Prof. Ivy," said Browser, "And you can have her." "Don't say that name..." "BOWSER!" I screamed, "WE HAVE COME TO TAKE BACK BROCK!" MY NAME IS BROWSER!" screamed Bowser as he threw a fire ball at me. "LUCARIO! SPIKE HUG THAT FIRE BALL!" screamed Red. "But won't that burn?" asked Eevee from Lucario's body. "Nope." said Red, "YOU ARE POKAMANZ!" "OK!" screamed Lucario from Eevee's body. He then jumped up towards the fire ball, then noticed something. "CRAP!" Lucario screamed from Eevee's body as he realised he had no spike on his chest. "NO!" I screamed, "THAT MADE MY COMPUTER CATCH ON FIRE!" "So?" asked Twilight. "If you haven't noticed, we are in my computer." I replied. "Oh," said Twilight, "So if we don't beat bowser now?" "We will die in my computer." SUDENLY A SMOKE BOMB CAME OUT OF THE SKY! "To protect the world from devistation." "To unite all peoples within our nation." "To denounce the evils of truth and love." "To extend out reach to the stars above." "Jessie." "James." "Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light." "Surender now or prepare to fight." "MEOWTH! THAT'S RIGHT!" "WOBBAFETTE!" "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!" I screamed at them. "Why not?" "We will ALL die if we don't defeat Browser." "I TOLD YOU MY NAME WAS BOWSER!" Browser screamed at us. IT'S HIM!" screamed Jessie. "HE STOLE THE MAGIKARP I PAID 円500 FOR!" screamed James. "WE NEED TO RETURN THAT MAGIKARP TO THE SELLER TO GET OUR MONEY BACK!" screamed Meowth. "Wait your turn to attack." said Twilight. She then shot some magical purple light stuff from the pointy thing on the top of her head. Bowser then turned into a squid and started to fly around. "WHAT JUST HAPPENED!" screamed PKMN Trainer Red. "I think we just defeated Browser." I replied. 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"I think I may have cause a slightly less bad, but still bad problem." I said. "What is that?" asked Eevee from Lucario's body. "I poured water on my laptop," I said, "No telling what will happen now." "I guess we should rescue Brock then." said Red the Pokemon Trainer that trains PKMN. "Let's go." I said. We started to get close, when we heard 2 voices. "DON'T COME ANY FARTHER!" screamed a Red haired girl. "BROCK IS OUR'S NOW!" screamed a slightly manly, but mostly feminin sounding voice. "Oh no," I said, "Not them." "WE WILL TAKE BROCK BACK!" Ash and Misty screamed at the same time as they stepped up next to the chained up Brock. TO BE CONTINUED... > Chapter uh whatever: Everybody dies > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everybody, just died, a hyper realistic death. From a huge explosion. So much hyper realistic blood. Very hyper realistic. Yeah. > Chapter 14 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ash and Misty were standing up at where Brock was. They wanted him all to themselves. "GIVE US BACK BROCK!" screamed Trainer Red. "NEVER!" screamed Ash back at them. "HE IS OURS!" Misty cried out. "Not if we have anything to do with it." I replied back at them. There was then an epic battle between both sides. "WE WILL DO GREAT AT GETTING BROCK BACK!" screamed Team Rocket. They then got out some type of weird device with an arm. It reached out to grab Brock, but Ash had another idea. "PIKACHU! THUNDERBOLT!" Pikachu then used Thunderbolt, but not before Red did something about it. "LUCARIO! AURA SPHERE!" screamed Red. "I CAN'T!" screamed Lucario from Eevee's body. "I CAN!" screamed Eevee from Lucario's body. Eevee then used Aura Sphere from Lucario's body and blocked the thunder bolt. Team Rocket now had a chance. They took their arm and grabbed Brock with it. Ash and Misty weren't too happy. "GIVE US BROCK BACK!" they both screamed. "NEVER!" screamed Luna. "Very well then," they said together, "GO! CHARIZARD!" "You still have that Pokémon I see." I said. "Yes," said Ash, "So?" "Just seems like it wouldn't go well with Misty's Pokémon." I replied. "TWILIGHT! USE SPLASH!" screamed Red. "HA!" screamed Ash, "Like that's going to do anything. Just then a huge tsunami came over and flushed out only Ash and Misty, because they were from a thing made in Japan. "WE WIN!" screamed Twilight the Umbreon. "You ready to go Brock?" asked Eevee from Lucario's body, who Brock couldn't understand because he hadn't been in the Tardis and was confused because he could normally understand Lucario. "I have no idea what just happened," said Brock, "But I am ready to go." "ok then," said Red, "LETSA GO!" They didn't notice how they were being followed by an Absol that had been with them for a long time. "I hope you liked my help to summon the tsunami with my disaster summoning powers." said Absol, "I may do it again when you don't expect me to." Absol then went and followed them on their continuing journey. > Chapter 15 / Chapter 6 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When we last saw our Heros they were going to school. "No," I thought, "That's not right." "When we last met our group of travelers, they had first met. They became good friends, and Pokemon Trainer Red had captured Twilight the Munna. "No," I said, "I used that already." When we last met our fellow adventuers, they had gotten an arrow in the knee. "AGH!" I screamed, "NO ONE LIKES THAT JOKE!" "I could help." said a random person that is in my house. "WHO ARE YOU!" I screamed, "AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!" "I am just a fellow brony who wants to give you sugestions on your story." The guy was really fat and had toy ponies in his hands. He also had a shirt that said Love & Tolerate on it. "I am not a brony." I said. "Sure you aren't." said The brony, "By the way, I brought friends." "Oh no," I said, "Please tell me you're lying." "NOPE" Just then a whole bunch of people dress in multiple pony clothes ran into the room I was in and looked at my computer. "You need to put Derpy Hooves into your story." one of them said. "I did," I reply, "Look at the first chapter." "I think you need to make Twilight a princess, and have her live in the castle that was made from the destruction of Golden Oaks Library." said another. "No," I said, "She is traveling with Red and she is his Pokémon." I also thought about how the hell I knew this stuff happened, because I had to write this chapter, so everything the bronies say comes from my mind. "You need to make it so Twilight and her friend's save all of Equestria from Discord using the Elements of Harmony." said yet another. "Isn't Discord reformed," I asked, "And aren't the Elements of Friendship or whatever they are in a Tree?" "Yes," replied the same Brony, "But in my Fanfiction, Discord turns on them and trys to destroy all of the Cake in Equestria, and Twilight with all the Mane (hahaha mane) 6 go to the tree and get new super awesome elements of harmony and take down Discord." "What kind of person has no life and writes fanfiction?" I asked. "I want Twilight to give Red a brohoof." said yet another Brony that forcefully broke into my house. "You want that?" I asked, "Do you really want it?" "Yes." said the same Brony. I then punched him in the face. "OUCH!" he screamed. "HEY MAN!" screamed another fat guy in a pony shirt that showed his belly, "BE 20% COOLER! DON'T PUNCH PEOPLE! LOVE AND TOLERATE!" I then punched that guy in the face, because I am fat, and know that it would just bounce off his stomache. "I am sick of you guys," I said, "I am gonna self insert myself into the story now." I then self inserted myself into the story. "Hey Red," I said to him, "How are things on this side of the story?" "Good," replied Red, "How are you doing?" "Good," I responded, "I just ran away from a bunch of crazy Bronys." "Hey Red?" asked Twilight, "Will you give me a brohoof?" "A what?" asked Red. "A brohoof." replied Twilight. "Oh," I said, "That's weird." "Heyy Twilight," said Pinkie Pie, who had just gone into the story, "We need your help. Discord has stolen all the cake in Equestria. WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!" "Oh buck." said the author who just realised, I, TwilightSparkleLover666, had taken over the writing of the story, as he forgot to lock his computer before inserting himself. "I LOVE PONIES!" screamed the author, because I said so. I am the one that brought everyone to his house. "Now what do we do?" asked Trainer Red, "I LOVE Bronies." "DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LOVE BRONIES!" screamed the author, "WHY wouldn't YOU SAY THAT!" "YES! I DID MEAN TO SAY THAT!" screamed Trainer Red. "Can we just try to LOVE AND TOLERATE these Bronies already?" asked Twilight Sparkle, "I LOVE Bronies." "WHAT ARE WE ALL SAYING!" screamed the Author, "I did MEAN all OF THAT!" "Any sugestions?" I, TwilightSparkleLover666, asked. "MAKE LUCARIO COME OUT OF IT'S POKEBALL!" screamed IAmANormalPerson1313. "Then Lucario came out of it's Pokeball. "What are we doing now?" asked Lucario. "yay!" screamed Trainer Red, "WE love all BRONIES!" "WHY wouldn't YOU SAY THAT!" screamed Lucario, "WHY wouldn't I SAY THAT!" "Any more suggestions?" I asked. "Make Twilight and Trainer Red be in a relationship." suggested FunnyK111. "NO!" I screamed, "TWILIGHT IS MINE!" "Make Twilight a princess." suggested AppleJackIsMyWaifu1234. "GREAT IDEA!" I screamed. I was about to type that Twilight was a princess, but aperently, the author still has some control over the story. He was disobeying me. Twilight seemed to be scared. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" I screamed. "I am going to hide somewhere else." I, the true author of the story, said as I took control of the story for the little time I could. "I CALL HAX!" screamed TwilightSparkleLover666, "YES! I REALLY MEANT THAT!" "How's it feel?" I asked as I shoved Red through the portal, Twilight and Lucario were already through it. "F*CK YOU!" screamed TwilightSparkleLover666 as I jumped through the portal and it closed. "GET HIM!" I, TwilightSparkleLover666, said as I took control of the story again, "FIND OUT WHERE HE WENT!" Little did he know, he left a link to where he was going, as well as a hint in this chapter's title. TO BE CONTINUED!