One day Twilight was running to froggy bottom bog when she discovered that it wasn't a duzy.
"PINKIE!" she say, "IF THAT NO DOOZY, THEN WHAT IS!"
Sudenly Twilight sparkle caught on fire and it made her look like a Magikarp.
"HEY!" said PKMN Trainer Red, "YOU ARE A NEW POKEMON NAMED BUTTFACE! I MUST CATCH YOU IN THIS SAFARI BALL!"
"Wait" said Twilight, "You can not HAX! This is not the Safari Zone."
"You are right," said red who I forgot can't talk so he talks now, "I'll use this!"
Red got out a Master Ball and threw it at Twilight's face. It shook once, twice, then three times, then a fourth, fith, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, 10th, and eleven time. The ball then clicked.
"YAH!" said Red, "I got the new Pokemon named Bidoof!"
"HEY!" said Pinky, "That is our friend!"
"So?" Red asked.
"I can't let you go away without giving Twilight a 'YAY! you are gone forever, I hope you are in many fights and have to go to the Pokemon Center many times' party!"
"Ok," said Red, "I will let this Magnamite be in the party too, she is your friend."
He then released the Bedrill named Twilight.
"You have to go to your friends party now," said Trainer Red, "But after the party, I expect you to be a good Absol and come with me, ok Twilight?"
Twilight thought for a moment like the good little Butterfree she was. She then came to a decision.
"I will come with you." she said.
"Great!" screamed Pokemon Trainer Red.
"It's settled then!" screamed Pinkie Pie, "Time to have that party!"
"Now what?" asked Pokemon Trainer Red.
"WELCOME TO THE PARTY!" they all screamed at Pokemon Trainer Red and Twilight the Diglett.
"How did we get here?" asked PKMN Trainer Red.
"We got here because of Pinky Pie," she said replied Twilight.
"OK! Everyone! We are here to give a Pokemon a going away party!" screamed Pinkie.
"Who is this Pokemon?" asked The grey mail pony that no one has ever noticed, never eats muffins, and nobody likes or knows the name of.
"It is Twilight, the bird type Pokemon." replied some crazy white pony in purple glasses no one cares about. She was also standing next to some grey pony that had a music note on her butt, symbolizing that her talent was giving tattoos. She even gave every pony in Equestria a tattoo on their butt.
"I like birds," replied Fluttershy, "They are comfy and easy to wear."
"I too like birds," replied some brown pony that liked hour glasses so he got a tatoo of one on his butt, "I wanted that grey pony to give me a tattoo of a bird, but she gave me an hour glass. I hate hour glasses."
This brown pony then went into a blue cardboard box and made some swishing noises. He says it was a Tardus, A Time and Random Ducks Under Sea. Pac-man thought this pony was crazy.
"Well, we are here to honor twilight, the new Lucario, for going out on a journey," said Apple Jack, "She needs time to learn how to be a Graveler."
"I ate a Pokeball once," said Rainbow Dash, "It tasted like cancer, and it gave me plastic. I am also liking Girls, not boys."
"Now can I take my Pikachu and go?" asked red. "Twilight isn't the best Tentacool, so I have to train her to puke blood."
"Won't that hurt?" asked Twilight.
"Not at all," said Pokemon Trainer Red, "It is the best move Bunelbee can learn."
"Ok," said Twilight, "Where can we train?"
"On top of a mountain, where if I freeze to death, the title of Champion will have to be gotten from my ghost, and then I will disappear." said Pokemon Trainer Red, "Also, no one can hear you scream."
"I like this idea of screaming," said Twilight, "It sounds comfy and easy to wear!"
"It is settled!" Pokemon Trainer Red said to his new Lugia, named Twilight.
"They then continued their journey to Mt. Rage Lake in Kalos to begin their training.
Then a skeleton popped out.
Awww no man... what have my brain cells stumbled upon this time...?
Will continue to read.
3966391 I think my brain cells have died.
I have witnessed my first interesting FAIL!!
Even if you were failing on purpose to be funny, this was horrible. Writing a bad story intentionally should not leave the reader thinking you're stupid. Read Final Draft's "Generic Story" trilogy. It's an intentional bad story, but it is done so that the reader is aware of that. Very few people who read it didn't get that Final Draft was joking.
This is so bad I hope this happens to you 69 pinkamenas This is how I feel about you normally I'm and but now you are dead to me
What the fuck is this shit?
4071893 A poorly written story
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Is...is this a troll fic?
LMAO this is so random
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I hope it isn't, so we can keep making fun of it!
Um.. Has this story heard of basic editing or grammar?
This is the BEST!!! Laughed my whole way through this chapter and I still have tears in my eyes!!!
WHAT. THE. HECK.
Why does Twilight/new pokemon keep on getting changed?