"Last time, on Twilight is Catched in a Pokeball."
"Oh, Trainer Red, I love you." said Twilight Sparkle in a loving tone.
"I love you too Twilight." said Trainer Red in the same tone.
"You two are a great couple," said Lucario, "I am sure you two will have a great life together."
"Twilight?" asked Trainer Red.
"Yes?" she asked.
"There is something I have been meaning to ask you for quite a while now, and I don't know how to say it.
Twilight's eyes were sparkling.
"Just say it." said Twilight, "I can always take a question from you."
"Twilight Sparkle?" asked Red, "Will you marry me?"
"YES!" screamed Twilight as she was cheerful, "YES I WILL!"
"You two will be happy forever." said Lucario.
"When will we have our wedding?" asked Twilight.
"Right now," said Red, "You look beutyful in your wedding dress."
"Thank you," said Twilight, "You look quite handsome yourself."
"Do you, Trainer Red, take Twilight to be your wife, to love her forever and ever?" asked Lucario.
"I do." said Red.
"And do you, Twilight Sparkle, take Trainer Red to be your husband, to always be there with him forever and ever?"
"I do." said Twilight.
"You may kiss the bride."
Trainer Red and Twilight Sparkle were about to kiss when Red woke up from his screaming.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
"RED!" screamed Twilight, "What's wrong?"
"What?" he asked, noticing it was just a dream, "Oh, nothing. Just a bad dream."
"If you say so," said Twilight, "We are in another place now, it looks like a big city."
"What do we do now?" asked Lucario.
"We go investigate to see where we are." said Red.
With that, they went to go investigate the new city they were in.
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I swear, if I had five cents for every time someone cites Merriam-Webster as proof that their (mis)use of a word is "correct" even though no other bloody dictionary lists it as such...
That Merriam-Webster entry gives "catched" as a "dialectal" form. That means it's not standard English. M-W likes to list non-standard forms as an aid to people who are looking up archaic or non-standard uses -- Mark Twain, for example, used "catched" in the dialect of his Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn characters, along with a lot of other grammatically-incorrect forms, because that was the way his semi-literate and uneducated characters from the 1800s talked. That doesn't mean it's an acceptable usage in standard, modern speech or writing, and I can guarantee you that no halfway-competent English teacher will let you get away with writing "catched" outside of an uneducated character's dialect.
3966554 So what I am getting from this is that my title is correct, but no one talked like it since the uneducated in the 1800s. I am still right in their mind. Just go ask them.
3966391 Why thank you. I try to update commenly, and will at least twice a week, but mostly on weekends. Also, Mario is great :)
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