Pinkie Pie was a whirlwind, a gale, a winter storm. She was a pure force of unbridled energy that blew through those unprepared souls who stood in her path with a smile and a song. She was pure intensity, pure adrenaline and she left Twilight Sparkle breathless and dumbfounded more often than not.
Somehow the little unicorn had won the tumultuous affections of Hurricane Pinkie and they lay that afternoon in the shade of a tree on the fringes of the Everfree Forest wrapped up in each other’s hooves, Twilight quiet and contemplative while Pinkie murmured a constant stream of words and phrases like a babbling brook into her ear. Twilight wasn’t really paying attention to the meaning behind the sounds, as she suspected Pinkie wasn’t either, rather she just enjoyed the sensation of the earth pony’s breath tickling the insides of her ear, the warmth of her body around her, and the coolness of the grass beneath them.
Pinkie Pie-- the pastel party pony-- a paradigm of passion… Twilight frowned. Was paradigm the right word? It fit nicely, but was the connotation what she really wanted to say? Paradigm… Paradigm… Mold. Standard. Pattern. Paragon? Was paragon a better word? Paradigm had a better ring to it, but paragon seemed to carry a more positive weight.
A stronger gust of breath into her ear jolted Twilight from her thoughts. She turned to look into Pinkie’s baby blue eyes; the pink pony seemed a little nonplussed.
“Your eyebrows are all scrunchy again. What’re you thinking about?”
Twilight smiled sheepishly. “Oh. Just alliteration.”
A lazy grin made its way across Pinkie’s cheeks. “My pretty, perfect, purple pony ponders phrases, perchance?”
Twilight’s eyebrows shot up. “You know alliteration?”
Pinkie laughed. “Of course I do, silly! Everypony who’s anypony knows this game!”
Twilight had to admit that she hadn’t really thought her partner capable of such precise wordplay. Pinkie started to hum to herself, a bit tunelessly perhaps, and Twilight was reminded of Pinkie’s tendency to break into song; perhaps alliteration and other such literary devices were just products of the pony’s bard-like tendencies. Was she not, after all, a kind of poet in her own right, weaving tapestries of expression in the form of song?
Twilight was intrigued. “Pinkie Pie-- my pink partner, professional party planner and pure paragon of passion-- precipitates palpitations in my person.”
Giggles erupted from Pinkie as she nuzzled Twilight’s cheek. “Magnificent mare, makes me mad. Multiple minds majestically magnified; marvelous missions of mercy: madness made moot by the modern maiden.”
Twilight had to laugh. “What on Equestria does that mean?”
Pinkie just smiled mischievously.
Twilight tapped her chin with her hoof and thought a moment before taking her turn.
“Eager equine easily engages, even elegantly, equally eloquent, earnestly extolling the excellence of eateries.”
“Ooh! That was a good one!”
Twilight grinned, a tad smugly. “Ready to give up?”
Pinkie shook her head emphatically, took a deep breath, and recited without hesitation, “Beautiful baby, it behooves you to believe: I breathe, beat, bloom because you bless me with your body.”
Twilight felt her cheeks burning scarlet. “Where did that come from?”
“I made it up! Like it?”
She more than liked it, it was downright poetic and so utterly romantic, verging on sensual, that Twilight felt both pleasure and embarrassment. Pinkie just gazed back at her with unblinking eyes and a smile that was as warm as the surface of the sun. Twilight felt like her heart was full to bursting; she figured that if she got any happier she would probably break open and all that she was would tumble out onto the grass. That was a less than apt metaphor, she thought, and she attempted to find one that fit better.
A poke in the side jolted Twilight back to the present, to the cool grass and warm body beneath and beside her.
Pinkie asked, “Are you having that hard a time thinking of another one?”
Twilight shook her head; she had completely forgotten their game in the midst of her lingering thoughts. She thought for a moment, hoping to come up with something equally poetic to compete with Pinkie’s display, but she was drawing a blank. Maybe she was no match for the party pony after all. No, she just needed a letter and she could go from there.
“I imagine,” she began tentatively, “if ice and infernos could ignite and impact imagery so I could impress my infatuation for you inside the ideology of my intelligence, I could instigate the initiation of the information I intend to impart.”
Immediately after Twilight finished her impromptu verse Pinkie chimed in, “Lovely lavender lady, luscious little lover, lavished me with love.”
Twilight chuffed Pinkie playfully. “You can’t use three words with the same base! You cheater!”
Pinkie fell backwards, her legs sprawling in the air, and Twilight, suddenly finding herself without support, toppled over on top of the pink earth pony.
Pinkie lamented, “Ooh! I lost!”
She leaned forward and brushed her lips against Twilight’s cheek softly. “I’m no match for the smartest smarty-pants pony in Equestria.”
Twilight angled her head back and maneuvered herself into position to gaze into Pinkie’s eyes. She felt a smile creeping across her features and she nuzzled the pink pony’s cheek.
“I can’t lie. I am tremendously impressed right now.”
Pinkie’s chuckles rumbled beneath Twilight. “Didn’t think the party pony could play that party game?”
Twilight scooted forward until she was whispering right in the earth pony’s ear, “I’m also extremely turned on.”
A shiver raced down Pinkie’s body and Twilight felt it up through her limbs. It was exciting, that feeling of desire that seemed to lance red hot through her veins and electrify the very fibers of her being. She could barely contain the yearning that bubbled forth inside her to take the pony beneath her and love her until neither of them could move any longer.
Twilight wrapped her lips around the outer shell of Pinkie’s ear and lightly nibbled eliciting a light moan from the earth pony. Pinkie liked the little love bites now didn’t she? Twilight moved down to the base of the earth pony’s ear and planted a row of light kisses in the hollow directly beneath where the skin just began to fold. She could feel Pinkie’s warm breath on her neck now and yet the gentle rasping of tongue against fur still came as a bit of a surprise to Twilight. Pinkie’s hooves draped lightly around Twilight’s neck as she pulled herself up just enough to begin alternating kisses and slow drags of her tongue along Twilight’s jaw line.
Twilight felt her eyelids grow heavy as her body attempted to shut down all functions not focused on the pursuit of pleasure. Pinkie was a tease, working her way around Twilight’s mouth, tugging at the very corners but not closing the gap between their lips. Twilight wanted nothing more than to taste the party pony, but Pinkie seemed content to dance around on the very fringes and take her own sweet time getting to the goal. How incredibly frustrating. Twilight took things into her own hooves.
Twilight turned to face Pinkie who wore a foxy little grin. Pinkie opened her mouth to say something, but Twilight leaped across the gap between them and pressed her lips against Pinkie’s. The pink pony squeaked in surprise. Twilight savored the taste of her partner’s lips, sweet like sugar but tangy like hot sauce, and eagerly went deeper when the other parted her lips in a silent invitation.
It was perhaps Twilight’s favorite form of fooling around, at least as far as the pair had tried. While Pinkie was more prone to caressing and licking, Twilight couldn’t help but feel absolutely on fire while exploring the wet, hot cavern of Pinkie’s mouth and allowing Pinkie to do the same.
Pinkie slowly sank back onto the ground; Twilight’s neck was still held tightly by the earth pony so she contented herself with following Pinkie down. She rested against Pinkie’s chest, mouths still locked together as if desperately trying to breathe the same air, and Twilight felt Pinkie’s rear hooves entwining with her own. Slowly, Pinkie detached a hoof from around Twilight’s neck and began stroking Twilight’s cheek tenderly.
Pinkie withdrew her mouth for a shaky breath and paused to plant a gentle kiss on the tip of Twilight’s nose.
“I love you.”
Twilight gazed back at Pinkie; the earth pony’s expression was so sincere, so vulnerable that it nearly broke Twilight’s heart. It carried the slightest hint of sadness, but Twilight could think of no reason why it should.
So she bent her neck and nuzzled her beautiful partner’s cheek and recited, “Beautiful babe, it behooves you to believe: I breathe, beat, bloom because you blessed me by becoming mine.”
Pinkie smiled, “Now who’s the cheater?”
Twilight simply rested her head against her lover’s chest, breathed deeply of her scent, and closed her eyes.
Ahhh, TwiPie. A ship I most greatly adore for its sweet awkwardness and eventual revelation of their perfect connection. Good times, good times.
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How the hell are you always first or close to first on TwiPie stories?
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I got MAD skillz, yo
Nah, I just happened to find this one on the front page. But seriously, I look for them. They're rare enough. I have to promote and compliment them when found. It's good stuff.
It was unexpected and playful, just like the ship itself.
Good job. I liked. /) *brohoof*
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This was very well written!
Pinkie Pie the party pony, perplexed, ponders playful possibilities to pacify the purple pony.
Cheating, cheerfully called out and chastised, she capitulates.
She surrenders, smiling.
The title made me think of "Clarence"
"Your mind-space is as muddles as a lime. See here, 'A' is for alliteration, 'B' is for bohemian, 'C' is for carcinogenic! So many long words taking up space in my new home! Here, let me do a little spring cleaning... There, you did not need the periodic table did ya?"
~Jack
Lovely lavender lady loves the lascivious lilting lyricist loquaciously, and long, their laying lazily lasts late.
Your writing is good and you should feel good.
Woot more TwiPie my Favorite! Good wordplay with the alliterations.
This is short, sweet, and a little sexy. I really enjoyed this slice-of-life depiction of how a romance between Twilight and Pinkie would work. It made a lot of sense to me, and it felt believable. In particular, it makes sense that Twilight would be good at wordplay as she's a big reader and that Pinkie would be good at wordplay as she's a prolific songsmith. Plus, I liked that Pinkie immediately turned it into a game. I also liked that it took Twilight by surprise that Pinkie could throw out some alliterative sentences, too.
I think my favorite part, though, was this: "Twilight gazed back at Pinkie; the earth pony’s expression was so sincere, so vulnerable that it nearly broke Twilight’s heart. It carried the slightest hint of sadness, but Twilight could think of no reason why it should." I really like that hint at a deeper backstory than provided here, and it changes and deepens the entire emotional complexion of this story.
"and a smile as warm as the surface of the sun."
I was stuck on this sentence for about 5 minutes, with the image of Pinkie Pie with a sun for a head stuck in my mind. I would show you it (because i mad it) but i dont know how to get pictures in comments.
but anyway, i managed to finish it and twas good! well done!
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Creepy, like this story.
ME LIKE IT!
Felt a little too fast-paced for me; anything below 2,500 words isn't really descriptive for me unless it's a chapter story, and not just a one-timer.
Well that was certainly an entertaining read, and very well written. Nicely done
Aww... together, they're silly AND intellectual at the same time!!!! Nicely done, sir. bso cute +=
Clever.
Very nicely done but was worried this might have quickly turned into a clopfic which would've ruined it.
Haven't seen alteration in a while so for a moment my mind scrambled on a few of those.
Very well done. Really enjoyed that.
I am very impressed! The most well-written piece of art I've seen on the site!
wow. i am normally not a huge fan of twipie however, i always appreciate a very well done ship. excellent work
Clever ship indeed. I'm impressed by the story. You get 6 moustaches out of 5
Twilight+ Pinkie = Twinkie?
Twinkie is a great ship I've never heard of before.
Very, very well done. I'm pleased that such careful attention was paid to the writing, both in and out of dialogue. Twilight always does go weak in the back knees for anyone who can tickle her smarty-bone! I'm glad I came across this, and the wonderful matching artwork too. TwiPie isn't really my thing, and appears to be rather rare since so many author's treat Pinkie like a brainless idiot, but this certainly has some powerful talent behind it and I will certainly remember that "Little lavender lady" line for some time. Very cute, and very warming to the heart. If you ever write another part, I would certainly read it for its charm and cuteness factor.
Let's see if I can figure out how these comments work.
>>Gabriel LaVedier
I'm actually reading through the Twinkie Pie groups right now and I'm quite enjoying your work. I'm glad that you also enjoyed this little thing. :)
>>SFC Ponycron
Much obliged.
>>ShamelessBrony
Thank you very much for reading! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Well done. Well done.
Thing is, I really like TwiPie, it's my favorite ship under TwiDash which is of course my OTP. But no matter how much i like it I could never - or at least right now - write for it. Because I fail miserably at conveying Pinkie, and in so I avoid her like the Plague when writing. Hell my story on here she only has one line because any more I know I'd be messing her up hard.
But this, this just fell in place for her. You didn't resort to cheap tricks like a cupcake references, her hair getting less poofy. No you went for the word game that both of them would find deep enjoyment in. And those Alliterations were excellent.
This has earned my faves, and my thumbs up. Thank you.
really cute! I applaud your ability to craft the alliteration! but I expected Pinkie Pie to win, she's come up with the text of the "no fear" song and man that lyrics are a pretty nice work of alliteration
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this... this was beautiful....
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Glad you are enjoying my works! Please comment if you care to. And, give my non-TwiPie's a look as well. They are of the same quality.
Before reading, I'll get it out of my system.
TWO TWIPIE FICS FEATURED AT ONCE??
Excellent
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Well, that was extremely adorable
Loved the entire base idea, alliteration is such a fun thing to play around with.
...
(Wait, groups? What magic is this? There was such a thing here? Awesome)
Oh wow. There's a whole lot of you now isn't there?
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Yes! More alliteration!
292003
It fills me with joy to see such wordplay here on this page.
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Thank you very much.
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Another person whose Twinkie Pie I really enjoy! I'm glad that the fact that Pinkie could keep up with Twilight came across as believable because that was one of my biggest fears going into this. Thank you for reading and I'm so glad you enjoyed it. :)
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I'll just have to make it longer next time. Thanks for taking the time to read.
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Thank you for reading. I'm glad you liked it.
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The best combination!
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I don't dabble much in clop but I'll admit it seemed to be heading that direction. I struggled a bit with the rating on this because I wasn't sure just how far I actually went. But thank you for reading!
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Wow. You flatter me, sir.
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Why thank you! I'm glad you liked it even if you're not a fan of the Twinkie.
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I'm always happy to get more moustaches for my collection.
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Best name for a ship there is.
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You've been missing out! Best ship!
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I always do my best when writing Pinkie to not let her droop into idiocy; I am of the opinion that she is perhaps smarter than us all. Thank you so much for reading and for the lovely comment.
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And thank you for reading! Pinkie is difficult to calibrate for sure. She takes practice, but I have the upper hand of being very much like Pinkie to fall back on.
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I love alliteration so this was super fun to write. Pinkie was going to win but she's a sucker for that face
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Oh you
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I will for sure.
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Needs more Twinkie. Going to go read that one now.
293015 I'm glad you enjoyed it. ^.^ Eloquence effortlessly elevates and effervesces enjoyment endlessly.
293050 Everyone's going to call TwilightxPinkie Twinkie from now on because of me, aren't they?
EDIT: Someone else apparently thought of the name at the EXACT same time as me.
Why is Twinkie such a rare ship to find? It's mind-numbingly adorable. It's the perfect opposites attract complementary relationship, and no, I'm totally not biased just because they are my two favorite ponies.
This was a lovely read. The premise was endearing and simple, and damn, those alliterations were fantastic. I never heard of that game before, but I'm going to have to try and find someone to play. I am totally swiping Pinkie's "Beautiful Babe" line though, that is beautifully poetic. I agree with the other commenters, you wrote Pinkie VERY well. All too often she is portrayed using the horrible extremes of her characteristics: being super talkative using run-on sentences, constantly breaking physics, being an inordinate goofball. Seeing her actually act in line with her personality rather than just be defined by cliched gag actions is always nice to see.
This was just pure feel-good sweetness. Good job Baby Seal, way to add one more fantastic story to the rather tiny Twinkie pile. Fav'd.
At first I was like
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Then I was like
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I like. Being the first TwiPie story I've read, I have to say, nice work.
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I couldn't tell you. You'd think more people would recognize the best ship. -Also not biased in the least -
Pinkie is all about balance. If one is not careful one falls into cliches.
I'm glad you liked it! Thank you for taking the time to read.
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Well Written Story you got there. and very sexy as i should say.
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Your first? Welcome to the dark side! We have cupcakes!
I'm glad you enjoyed.
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Thank you!
And what can I do? Look at what I got to work with:
Dang you sexy ponies! All I wanted was cuteness!
Ooh, you never see this ship, which is a shame, since it's one of my favorite Pinkie ships. The wordplay here was really cute, as was the gradual ascent into more romantic areas. Let me try for a second...
A magnificent musical motif makes for magical, moving malarkey. (I know "malarkey" has a more negative connotation, but there are, like, no synonyms for "story" or "fiction" that start with m. )
291977 Wait, people other then me have actually finished penumbra?!? and they remember lines from it? And they're bronies?!? My mind is blown.
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Wait... Cupcakes????????????????1!!!!!!!111oneone!!!!?
I don't get it.... (Lol just kidding man, I know)
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It is a shame. I think it has great potential for adorableness!!
An amazing alliteration addition for my agglomeration.
Twipie is my new favorite ship because of this. well done sir/mam
Here's some alliteration for you:
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
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HAVE ANOTHER ONE:
Bam! Behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on! But we babble. Better to be brief. We are /b/.
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Not bad for a first, but I'm not gonna lie
It's hard to see love 'tween Twilight and Ms. Pie
Of how this might start, I admit I'm quite hazy
One's a bookworm, and the other crazy
And so I ask you clarify, yes please do explain
When did they pair up; scholar and the insane?
Why did they do it? When did it first start?
When did the one steal the other one's heart?
If you continue, I must ask of you, please,
Ship all you wish, but charge no handling fees.
293279 I LOVE Penumbra! I own all of 'em! :D
~Jack
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Welcome aboard.
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Sheer cuteness was the goal. Success! :D
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Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
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Perhaps I should have started with one that actually showed them getting together, suspension of disbelief only goes so far after all. I suppose I should work on that now. (I'm really digging your poetic language, my friend. :D)
Well, never expected that shipfic to come up, yet you gave me closure in just 1500 words.
*slow clap*